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potee posted:Hello, and welcome, to your worst nightmare. I know you’re in there. TM, Madman, apartment 5, B, you’re in big trouble, now. You've been stealing my quotes. If you would like to do this the easy way, open the door, now, or, please select the number of seconds, you’d like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.
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potee posted:Hello, and welcome, to your worst nightmare. I know you’re in there. TM, Madman, apartment 5, B, you’re in big trouble, now. You've been stealing my quotes. If you would like to do this the easy way, open the door, now, or, please select the number of seconds, you’d like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 01:02 |
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Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window.
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# ? Mar 3, 2021 02:48 |
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Hellllllo, I got beaaaaaned with a giant ball of oiiiiil!
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 22:55 |
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potee posted:Hellllllo, I got beaaaaaned with a giant ball of oiiiiil! I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body.
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 22:58 |
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You know Chili, being your friend is like going into the jungle... I don't know what I'm gonna find, and I'm real scared.
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 23:09 |
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Chili posted:I would like to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body. That's when I began my affair with Mohandas.
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# ? Mar 5, 2021 23:15 |
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TMMadman posted:That's when I began my affair with Mohandas. "Dear TMMadman, Last night with you was bliss. I fear my orgasm has left me a cripple. I don't know how I shall ever get back to work. I love you madly, Chili PS: Loved the cabin."
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# ? Mar 6, 2021 00:39 |
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potee posted:"Dear TMMadman, Well we really should be heading out...
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# ? Mar 6, 2021 01:58 |
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TMMadman posted:That's when I began my affair with Mohandas. Eduardo.......CORROCHIO!
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 03:54 |
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Duncan...Meyer...
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 18:25 |
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What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 22:54 |
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I think its Dutch.
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 22:59 |
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This is the first time I've heard of this "Joe Mayo." And, frankly, it sounds made up.
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 23:03 |
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Well, Lomez, he usually runs it but he's in the Everglades.
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 23:09 |
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You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people?
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 23:13 |
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potee posted:You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people? I'm sorry....we've already got a potee.
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# ? Mar 7, 2021 23:40 |
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Pulva?
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 01:10 |
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Well, I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking thread every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutiae of every single daily event!
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 13:36 |
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MightyJoe36 posted:Well, I can't spend the rest of my life coming into this stinking thread every ten minutes to pore over the excruciating minutiae of every single daily event! Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood!
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 15:03 |
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Heavy_D posted:Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood! Oh yes, by no means, the mood. Let me know if there's anything I can do to lend support to the mood.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 16:18 |
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Chili posted:Oh yes, by no means, the mood. Let me know if there's anything I can do to lend support to the mood. That’s why I’m different. I can sense the slightest human suffering.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 16:27 |
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Heavy_D posted:Now you listen to me: I want details and I want them right now. I don't have a job, I have no place to go. You're not in the mood? Well you get in the mood! This is morning mist.
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 17:02 |
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potee posted:That’s why I’m different. I can sense the slightest human suffering. Are you sensing anything right now?
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# ? Mar 8, 2021 19:16 |
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Vietnamwees posted:Are you sensing anything right now? Vietnamwees, my Rods and Cones are all screwed up!
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 12:50 |
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JERRY: So eventually these people came and, somebody, gave him mouth-to-mouth. ELAINE: He could have died JERRY: Yeah, it was a gamble.
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# ? Mar 9, 2021 16:04 |
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He is The Gambler.
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 05:56 |
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SirPablo posted:He is The Gambler. You know who you are? Even Steven!
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 06:13 |
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Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake.
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 06:30 |
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Sash! posted:Assman? Oh, no, these don't belong to me. I'm not the Assman. I think there's been a mistake. *checks computer* Sash! You ARE the Assman.
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 06:34 |
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No no no we sleep front to back.
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 07:14 |
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SirPablo posted:No no no we sleep front to back. Front to back? What's that matter? Your genitals are still aligned...
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 07:17 |
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Vietnamwees posted:Front to back? What's that matter? Your genitals are still aligned... That's perverse!
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 07:41 |
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potee posted:That's perverse! As far as the State of New York is concerned, you are.
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# ? Mar 10, 2021 21:02 |
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mojo1701a posted:As far as the State of New York is concerned, you are. Y'know that little stamp, the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.
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# ? Mar 11, 2021 01:04 |
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Yeah, yeah. Well, I guess I started losing it when I was about twenty-eight...right around the time I made my FIRST million
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# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:12 |
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Save it. We know you're bald. We know it's you. Let's go.
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# ? Mar 11, 2021 16:20 |
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TMMadman posted:Save it. We know you're bald. We know it's you. Let's go. No I'm not. I was bald.
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# ? Mar 11, 2021 23:25 |
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It's like a bald convention out there.
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# ? Mar 12, 2021 07:06 |
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It's a broad noodle.
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