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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Pimpcasso posted:

the uk used to rule the world and now they’re a bunch of bog people that eat baked beans for breakfast

i can't stop laughing at this because it's so true

edit: bog bean snipe

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i wonder what the american suburbs are up to

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




comparing awful american dishes from the 50s and 60s is nothing compared to the awful slop the british still eat these days

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

these days,

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

gently caress SNEEP posted:

comparing awful american dishes from the 50s and 60s is nothing compared to the awful slop the british still eat these days

just lol at anyone who thinks this is haute cuisine

this is literally poo poo that was picked out of the ground by someone who got pissed at the pub one night and didn't want to think about what to have for brekkie

this is not food, this is random crap slopped on a plate

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


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gently caress SNEEP posted:

comparing awful american dishes from the 50s and 60s is nothing compared to the awful slop the british still eat these days

Imagine thinking this is slop



Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

I've had tastier-looking bowel movements

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Sep 10, 2010


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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
ok there is a lot you can say about American food but slandering chicken and waffles is so beyond the pale you should be permabanned from life for it

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

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DGC773 posted:

Imagine thinking this is slop

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

chicken and waffles is amazing, and, not coincidentally, invented by the british

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


Eel pie, the pie with eels inside

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


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projecthalaxy posted:

Eel pie, the pie with eels inside

They are still alive swimming in the pie

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



30 new.posts in an hour! Did the queen kill again?

Nope it's food chat, and it's all Bad Opinions

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
eel have some of that! eee hee hee

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

...of SCIENCE! posted:

eel have some of that! eee hee hee

puns like this make me feel eel

feller
Jul 5, 2006


low key sex master posted:

ok there is a lot you can say about American food but slandering chicken and waffles is so beyond the pale you should be permabanned from life for it

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019


Why is there a double-wide oreo on that plate

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Ventral EggSac posted:

Why is there a double-wide oreo on that plate

that's a blood sausage



said YOUR MOM

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Princess Anne thwarted her own kidnapping and it wasn't even in The Crown.

Princess Anne is probably also racist as hell, but you gotta admire someone who dresses like a North Korean general to ride a horse.

e: by admire, I mean "have a chuckle at"

if you're bored some time try finding the episode of it's a knockout with the royals on

she's completely, unapologetically mental

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

crispix posted:

if you're bored some time try finding the episode of it's a knockout with the royals on

she's completely, unapologetically mental

This may be a must watch it has Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder adjudicating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ZMC8cV3to

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

that's a blood sausage



said YOUR MOM

Tell mama it's touching my beans and the egg, can she move it so they aren't touching

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Prince Charles yesterday upon meeting a woman from Nigeria shortly after he refused to comment on the interview:

quote:

“Oh fantastic, yes, I’ve been there. Lots of different ethnic groups. Do give them my kind regards next time you speak to them.”

(This is real not a joke.)

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

D-Pad posted:

Prince Charles yesterday upon meeting a woman from Nigeria shortly after he refused to comment on the interview:


(This is real not a joke.)

What's that? Yoruba? No thank you I've just eaten.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

if you're looking for gaffes then big phil is your guy

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
french and italian goons must be laughing their arses off every time brits and americans start fighting over who has the least poo poo food

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Britain conquered half the world for spices and decided they'd rather just boil beans and eels

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
Is this still about the royal family? I don't think the royals eat commoner food

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Funky See Funky Do posted:

This may be a must watch it has Rowan Atkinson as Blackadder adjudicating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97ZMC8cV3to

only a few minutes in and this looks like being an excellent game of 'dead or paedo?'

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


gently caress SNEEP posted:

comparing awful american dishes from the 50s and 60s is nothing compared to the awful slop the british still eat these days

I'm drinking a coke with sugar in it and eating chicken vindaloo :yum:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Britain conquered half the world for spices and decided they'd rather just boil beans and eels

nice try but we actually spice our eels

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

the full english breakfast is England's greatest contribution to civilization

DGC773
Sep 10, 2010


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Mulaney Power Move posted:

the full english breakfast is England's greatest contribution to civilization

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, THE BRITISH LEGAL SYSTEM, TRAINS, THE PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEM ARE THE BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD

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Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Food. Wow it certainly is a land of contrasts ha ha. Sometimes it's nice and other times it makes me so mad! am I right ha ha.

I bet the racists at buckingham palace love to eat sticky toffee eggs and um meghan likes to eat french bread pizza.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I invented a drink once called a "British sangria." It's Ribena and really really terrible cooking wine I had left over, plus a splash of Coke. Delicious!

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

DGC773 posted:

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, THE BRITISH LEGAL SYSTEM, TRAINS, THE PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEM ARE THE BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD

Are you literally loving St. George

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Mulaney Power Move posted:

the full english breakfast is England's greatest contribution to civilization

pot noodle mate

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I invented a drink once called a "British sangria." It's Ribena and really really terrible cooking wine I had left over, plus a splash of Coke. Delicious!

isnt that just a calimotxo

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

I am a firm believer in "no gods, no masters". So yes, technically, I want to gently caress them. Your error, however, was assuming they'd still be living meat while it happens.

very cool

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

DGC773 posted:

THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, THE BRITISH LEGAL SYSTEM, TRAINS, THE PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEM ARE THE BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION TO THE WORLD

sir this is not the daily express comment section

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