Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > CYBERFIGHT SUPERTHREAD 3/14 - Feat a COFFIN BARB WIRE DEATHMATCH!!!1 and Olds
«‹›10 »
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
does that count as "I AM THE CHAIRS" because they did not break his fall at loving all

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 10:58
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 24, 2024 22:12
  • Quote
Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
this reminds me of Homicide v Colt Cabana of all things

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 10:59
  • Quote
SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Shunma is a goodman lunatic, taking time out of his Deathmatch tournment in BJW to do deathmatches here

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 10:59
  • Quote
ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

SG Bamboo posted:

Shunma is a goodman lunatic, taking time out of his Deathmatch tournment in BJW to do deathmatches here

is he also appearing as the joker in BJW?

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:00
  • Quote
karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

SG Bamboo posted:

Shunma is a goodman lunatic, taking time out of his Deathmatch tournment in BJW to do deathmatches here

I mean, dude's got needs.

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:00
  • Quote
Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
i dont know what this spot is going to be but that barbed wire board is not stable at all and whoever takes it is going to be hurt to gently caress

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:02
  • Quote
Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 The shirtless man was the one who went backfirst into the barbed wire :stare:

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:03
  • Quote
karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 Jesus Christ.

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:03
  • Quote
ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Lid posted:

i dont know what this spot is going to be but that barbed wire board is not stable at all and whoever takes it is going to be hurt to gently caress

turns out both of them

also


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:03
  • Quote
Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lid posted:

i dont know what this spot is going to be but that barbed wire board is not stable at all and whoever takes it is going to be hurt to gently caress

confirmed

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:03
  • Quote
Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 oh you remarkable pair of loving idiots

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:03
  • Quote
Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 Now they both have their shirts off :supaburn:

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:03
  • Quote
SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Jerusalem posted:

The shirtless man was the one who went backfirst into the barbed wire :stare:

Don't worry, his left shoulder was protected

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:03
  • Quote
ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 oh they did not work that barb wire at loving all jesus.

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:03
  • Quote
Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 oh god, Chris's back...

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:03
  • Quote
Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

 OW

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:04
  • Quote
SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Good guy referee removing the barbs stuck to him

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:04
  • Quote
Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 God loving dammit!

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:04
  • Quote
ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 JESUS :magical:

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:04
  • Quote
Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 that barbed wire is snagged on his actual body. Chris, you dope.

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:04
  • Quote
Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
ok FLIP ALABAMA SLAM is up there with flip styles clash for dumbest move ever that also rules but also NEVER AGAIN

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:05
  • Quote
Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 I THOUGHT DDT WAS THE FUN PROMOTION!?! :derp:

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:05
  • Quote
Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

 OH GOD TACKS

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:05
  • Quote
Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 That's not what you're supposed to do with a ladder

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:05
  • Quote
SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 THATS NOT LEGO

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:05
  • Quote
Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

 ....wh.... why would you do that!?!?

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:06
  • Quote
ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Jerusalem posted:

I THOUGHT DDT WAS THE FUN PROMOTION!?! :derp:

:eng101: it caters to all wrestling tastes!

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:06
  • Quote
Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
chris that was ultra dumb

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:06
  • Quote
Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 Chris looking at the lego box the tacks came out of in confusion, then going "all right, gently caress it"

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:06
  • Quote
SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Jerusalem posted:

I THOUGHT DDT WAS THE FUN PROMOTION!?! :derp:

You must have missed the Young Bucks Autobiography trying to regain it's title from a Saki Akai photobook in the opener. This is a serious promotion from top to bottom

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:06
  • Quote
karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Jerusalem posted:

I THOUGHT DDT WAS THE FUN PROMOTION!?! :derp:

death matches are fun.

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:06
  • Quote
Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 Razor's edge into the tacks just feels unnecessarily brutal

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:07
  • Quote
ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 THE DRUIDS ARE ALSO THE JOKER

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:07
  • Quote
karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 IT'S THE JOKERS BABY

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:07
  • Quote
ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

Lamuella posted:

Razor's edge into the tacks just feels unnecessarily brutal

to be fair, shunma did get chris's twitter account banned.

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:07
  • Quote
karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
 Chris Brookes you incredibly idiot.

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:07
  • Quote
SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

 Mao looks funny as a The Joker

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:07
  • Quote
ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

 JOKERIFIED SAUNA CLUB

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:07
  • Quote
karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ItohRespectArmy posted:

to be fair, shunma did get chris's twitter account banned.

literally the best part of this loving feud.

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:08
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 24, 2024 22:12
  • Quote
Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


 The mouth full of tacks just makes me want Danhausen to go to DDT.

* # ? Mar 14, 2021 11:08
  • Quote
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > CYBERFIGHT SUPERTHREAD 3/14 - Feat a COFFIN BARB WIRE DEATHMATCH!!!1 and Olds
«‹›10 »