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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Eifert Posting posted:

The person who bought this forum from lowtax whose name I always forget just sent me a direct message saying it's cool dude go get it.

thanks I trust you implicitly

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iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
Got my first shot earlier, thanks socialism given to me for going to war, because that's how America works!

Also picked up some new clothes. I got a couple of those stereotypical Columbia short sleeve fishing shirts, and, man....I see now why every fat dude wears these things. Goddamn this is comfy.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I finally got my phone to let me vote. Also Jeffrey the guy who sent me the message saying it was okay was named Jeffrey.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

iwentdoodie posted:

Got my first shot earlier, thanks socialism given to me for going to war, because that's how America works!

Also picked up some new clothes. I got a couple of those stereotypical Columbia short sleeve fishing shirts, and, man....I see now why every fat dude wears these things. Goddamn this is comfy.

Columbia is my go-to, it’s like loungewear for the outdoors and I don’t care how much a pudgy middle-aged dweeb it makes me

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Thaddius the Large posted:

Columbia is my go-to, it’s like loungewear for the outdoors and I don’t care how much a pudgy middle-aged dweeb it makes me

Yeah I normally live in t shirts or the uv blocker shirts if I'm outside, but this shirt may be a game changer.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Ehud posted:

Finn might need even more votes to make it past this round.

Do you think I could get mod approval to farm votes from GBS? Maybe trade votes for forum stuff or crudely drawn MSPaint spaceships that Lowtax never delivered?

For some reason this contest has become very important to me lol

You'd have to ask GBS mods, it's their house.

edit: or pet island?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

Steve mnuchin’s wife’s movie came out and wooooo lad

https://twitter.com/lizardrumsfeld/status/1371312684864577540?s=21

Kalli posted:

That looks amazing.

I.... what even is this movie

https://twitter.com/LizardRumsfeld/status/1371322496411185155
someone give this woman a lifetime achievement razzie

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1371598969487392769?s=20

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
That last punt happened on the eve of 9/11

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

The second one is Randall Cunningham lol

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Some of the best punts are QB pooch punts.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







That third one :stare:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




fartknocker posted:

The second one is Randall Cunningham lol

Tom Brady eat your heart out

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

FizFashizzle posted:

That third one :stare:
high altitude baby

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

oh man I forgot about all the trash that was constantly blowing around on the field at the Vet

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Intruder posted:

oh man I forgot about all the trash that was constantly blowing around on the field at the Vet

As Buddy Ryan would say, that's the offense.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Intruder posted:

oh man I forgot about all the trash that was constantly blowing around on the field at the Vet

That was like every stadium in the Northeast back in the day. It was just part of the times, like grainy footage and astroturf.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Intruder posted:

oh man I forgot about all the trash that was constantly blowing around on the field at the Vet
That was Giants Stadium

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

FizFashizzle posted:

That third one :stare:

He kicked it standing on his one yard line and it landed on the opponent’s 19 :staredog:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I did not know QB Eagles could kick!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Silly Burrito posted:

I did not know QB Eagles could kick!

Quite well actually! In 1997, when he first signed with the Vikings as a backup (The year before he ended up as starter on the 15-1 team), he filled in as punter for a few games and was still effective at it.

EDIT: heh, here’s some footage of that too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDmxO0pC_ZE

fartknocker fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Mar 16, 2021

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Do you like messed up computer generated stuff? Well, I have stumbled on DeepFaceDrawing and have the following to submit.



Generated from my crappy scribbling. I think it kinda looks like a mix of Tom Hiddleston and Tom Brady with an anus for one eye.

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Quiet Feet posted:

Do you like messed up computer generated stuff? Well, I have stumbled on DeepFaceDrawing and have the following to submit.



Generated from my crappy scribbling. I think it kinda looks like a mix of Tom Hiddleston and Tom Brady with an anus for one eye.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Well those are both loving terrifying

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cs3D42VwBR0

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I have to admit when he cut that wellington open my first thought was oh god please don't turn that into a sausage just eat it for the love of god

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
his spam sausage video is good

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

morning status

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
boo :mad:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
The reviews for Bruce Willis' new movie are pretty funny. Has anyone phoned it in more than him in the second half of their career?

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The reviews for Bruce Willis' new movie are pretty funny. Has anyone phoned it in more than him in the second half of their career?

all I know about late-stage Bruce Willis is he's getting paid bank to appear in goofy Japanese TV ads:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWnEBendVaE

He's portraying a live-action version of cartoon character Doraemon, and Rui Hachimura also appears in a few of them as well.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
5% critic score
84% audience

Lmao

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

The reviews for Bruce Willis' new movie are pretty funny. Has anyone phoned it in more than him in the second half of their career?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go6AW7sPW84

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

you know nic cage has to be up there

also, :rip:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1371697740317556736

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!

Silly Burrito posted:

I did not know QB Eagles could kick!

QB Eagles played for a dipshit racist who could not have cared less about the offensive side of his team, with a mediocre O-line and truly garbage receivers. And yet he made magic. He was an NFL MVP, the first truly legitimate dual threat QB (ie, runner and not scrambler), a black starting NFL QB back when that meant something (that the NFL would rather you forget). And a drat good punter, too.

He should be in the loving Hall of Fame over Troy Aikman.

His daughter is a world champion high jumper, and it looks like his kid forgoed football to pursue track as well.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Vertical Lime posted:

you know nic cage has to be up there

Nic is in some stinkers but he doesn't phone anything in

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Vertical Lime posted:

you know nic cage has to be up there

Yeah but there's a good reason. Cage owes SO MUCH money to the IRS (from back when he was like buying castles and not paying taxes lmao) that he has to take whatever film he can get just to pay off the interest.

Ideally he'd take 2 years off, lose a bunch of weight, and rebrand himself, but he just doesn't have that luxury.

And he still made Mandy which is a better movie than anything Travolta or Willis have done in the last ten years.


Travolta's career has been an insane roller coaster but he was in Gotti a couple years ago and they at least tried to make that good. Overall his career is kinda lukewarm with some GIANT hits. But yeah he'll never be an action star again or anything, and even that was kind of a bizarre moment in time. The same guy from Face/Off is in Hairspray? Okay sure.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Intruder posted:

Nic is in some stinkers but he doesn't phone anything in

Yeah he gives 100% or close to it in all of his roles, he just takes anything he can get his hands on out of a combination of "love of the game" and "poo poo I owe the IRS millions in back taxes".

If you want an actor who's been mailing it in, haven't people been saying that about Ben Kingsley ever since he won his Oscar?

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Remember when Malcolm in the Middle ended with is parents turning down a six figure job for him on his behalf so he could try to work his way through Harvard as a janitor because they felt like he needed to suffer to be a good person? Man that's kind of hosed up looking back

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Cage will give you a performance, but he was in such shittily made movies for like a decade where it didn't matter, he didn't have anything to work with.

Like, go watch Season of the Witch / Trespass / Left Behind / Ghost Rider. Nobody had anything for those roles.

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