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mrmcd
Feb 22, 2003

Pictured: The only good cop (a fictional one).

VileLL posted:

explaining to the jewish fellas that their cruel antisemitism will no longer be tolerated

Why are you talking about the 2020 US Democratic Presidential primary? This is the UK thread.

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genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

multijoe posted:

Being in the twitter posting wars and seeing how melt twitter immediately locked onto him as their guy was a really useful tell as to what he was about, if only everyone else in the Labour party had seen Dr Moderate explain how as a socialist he felt compelled to vote for the most socialistiest candidate - Keir Starmer, then maybe all this could have been avoided

Though the main problem of the Labour left was that basically all the MPs were a bit poo poo.

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





RLB was good, she just ran a poo poo campaign and was outflanked by Starmer and his sheeps in wolves' clothing

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

RLB only really ran out of duty and hadn't prepared the ground for her run, but a hell of alot of Corbyn-supporting liberal lefties got their wallets inspected by the guy they honestly thought was going to marry Corbyn economics to a slicker and more presentable platform (which ended up being wrong on both counts lol)

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice
still thinking about the Brexit in Spain article, "fish and chips brigade" is honestly an excellent user name

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





absolutely british-brained to build a massive uniformly-colored blue background for their serious person serious talks. chroma key ftw

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
rlb owned and she got focus group'd to death in her leadership bid. i saw her at a trade union event a few years back and she was proper good - at one point saying she'd best get off the topic of thatcher "or i'd start ranting, and my friends and family are sick of me ranting about thatcher". same, rlb, same.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


bedpan posted:

best of luck. trump is a tough act to follow

oh we will absolutely love this, this has won him the next election easily really

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


when kier is buying hundreds of union jacks everyone just knows its a substitute for having any kind of idea or platform

but bojo is gonna be waving the flag on the front lines of the war on woke to protect our statues
and like, i mean that is something

DeadButDelicious
Oct 11, 2012

Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!

Valko posted:

Right, I get it. Been out of the loop for a while and not looking into my own countries politics for a while for the sake of my sanity.

Related.

https://twitter.com/pritipatel/status/1369219879702781953

She's going to be the next Tory PM isn't she?

Evil authoritarian lady that the lead-poisoned boomers can secretly fetishize being punished by.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Right now I'd bet on a contest between Patel and Sunak, which let's be honest, reflects really loving bad on Labour

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

multijoe posted:

Right now I'd bet on a contest between Patel and Sunak, which let's be honest, reflects really loving bad on Labour

Have you considered that Labour is really loving bad?

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Jazerus posted:

standing near a churchill statue is anti-semitic. no further questions

kyojin posted:

clarification is antistatue

Anti statue is anti semitic. The left are the real nazis.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Squizzle posted:

absolutely british-brained to build a massive uniformly-colored blue background for their serious person serious talks. chroma key ftw

Looking forward to Boris's next speech superimposed over yiffing fursuits

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Hillary 2020 posted:

Anti statue is anti semitic. The left are the real nazis.
Pulling down statues is the same as burning books if you think about it.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

namesake posted:

Have you considered that Labour is really loving bad?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiH1Bk6WmvI

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




namesake posted:

Have you considered that Labour is really loving bad?

i heard theyre all antisemites

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


wow...kieth the anti-semite??

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
Ladies and Gentlemen, Cristoph Waltz.

quote:

You lived there for a long time. How do you feel about the city now and the UK in these post-Brexit times?

I have a good relationship with London. My son still lives there. I moved there in the late 1980s. I lived in the city when Margaret Thatcher insisted on forging her special relationship with Europe – or rather the relationship was less important than having her will and ideas imposed. She was instrumental in shaping that union, imposing her idiosyncrasies, the special treatment, as opposed to the regular riff-raff in Europe. She got it her way, in the British interest. But apparently that’s not good enough any more. So… I don’t envy you.

No. As a fully paid-up Remainer, I can only apologise.

Shooting yourself in the knee with a gun full of buckshot makes more sense. [A pause.] They’re talking about fishing. There was a war between English and French fishermen in the 13th century. Let’s get the Navy involved again! If I was a French fisherman I’d sail into British waters just to see a battleship confront myself. The English can go back to the 12th century if they want to. Let Jacob Rees-Mogg tell them what to do.

https://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/culture/article/christoph-waltz-interview-2021?utm_source=pocket-newtab-global-en-GB

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

namesake posted:

Have you considered that Labour is really loving bad?

I'm coming round on the idea

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

nikosoft posted:

still thinking about the Brexit in Spain article, "fish and chips brigade" is honestly an excellent user name

it’s all very circuitous because fish and chips was supposedly “invented” by sephardic jews who were kicked out of spain fleeing the inquisition in the 1600s, bringing the food with them to england and beyond

no mention if the jews voted for the inquisition to keep out the swarthy moroccans though

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

There is a historic opportunity here.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Hillary 2020 posted:

Anti statue is anti semitic. The left are the real nazis.

This is correct.

Also to be a terf is to be pro statue so to be anti statue is to be misogynist so to be pro statue is to protect women.
Namaste.

I've actually been so on the bleeding edge of the pro statue - anti statue thought that I feel like I lathe of heavened this into existence.

eleven extra elephants
Feb 16, 2007

Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

2.6 million for this? lmao

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Listen pal bright blue paint has gone up a lot since brexit

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


eleven extra elephants posted:

2.6 million for this? lmao

Compared to the 37 billion on test and trace system, absolutel bargain

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Communist Thoughts posted:

This is correct.

Also to be a terf is to be pro statue so to be anti statue is to be misogynist so to be pro statue is to protect women.
Namaste.

I've actually been so on the bleeding edge of the pro statue - anti statue thought that I feel like I lathe of heavened this into existence.

i had a dream the leader of the labour party turned into a pile of manure

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

i had a dream the leader of the labour party turned into a pile of manure
better things can't happen

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


MikeCrotch posted:

Listen pal bright blue paint has gone up a lot since brexit

maybe they should have just covered the wall in sex arses. i hear there's a surplus of those nowadays

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Jel Shaker posted:

it’s all very circuitous because fish and chips was supposedly “invented” by sephardic jews who were kicked out of spain fleeing the inquisition in the 1600s, bringing the food with them to england and beyond

no mention if the jews voted for the inquisition to keep out the swarthy moroccans though

Jews were ethnically cleansed from England in 1290 and were not allowed to legally return for almost 400 years. Certain people believe that fish and chips was actually invented as an act of revenge by a secret society of English jews who were in exile in Portugal. Jewish people have long memories and English people have continuous amnesia, at least when it comes to people they've robbed or murdered.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


I love Waltz. There was a recent interview in which he unloaded on antimaskers and antivaxxers, too.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Fuckin hell I love fish and chips

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Communist Thoughts posted:

Fuckin hell I love fish and chips

Fish and chips is antisemitic. How dare you celebrate Jewish people being kicked out of Spain.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


you gotta have it with curry sauce so its basically world food at that point

endlessmonotony
Nov 4, 2009

by Fritz the Horse

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN posted:

i had a dream the leader of the labour party turned into a pile of manure

Any other leader.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/walletinspectre/status/1371545009233727499?s=20

Knitting Beetles
Feb 4, 2006

Fallen Rib
Idea: keep raising Churchill statues until all police are occupied guarding them. Just thousands and thousands of sacred shrines to fascism and they no longer will be able to murder or brutalize anyone

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Knitting Beetles posted:

Idea: keep raising Churchill statues until all police are occupied guarding them. Just thousands and thousands of sacred shrines to fascism and they no longer will be able to murder or brutalize anyone
When wintertime rolls around, the cops simply freeze to death

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

my Churchill pendant renders me immune to police batons

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
The singularity happens and your consciousness gets uploaded to the cloud to live forever

You can live in perpetual 1942, there's no war but everyone just does rationing anyway

Or you can live in modern times where Churchill is immortal prime minister who beats corbyn at every election

There are no other options

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