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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

CoolCab posted:

trotskyism is an international conspiracy to prop up the printing press industry and ensure that every open mic at every event in any context ever absolutely requires a strict time limit. they're OK otherwise.

Except for the problem with their parties being lead by sex criminals

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genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Continuity NIP posted:

Except for the problem with their parties being lead by sex criminals

Well, they're still brits after all.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

genericnick posted:

Well, they're still brits after all.

yeah can't imagine an american putting up with that poo poo

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
ISO dissolved because they were covering up rapes

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


oliwan posted:

Can someone tell me why anyone would need more than say 5 nuclear missiles? Let alone 260?

being somewhat serious:


nukes are not reliable pieces of equipment, they need constant maintenance, so the majority are not operable at any one time and even the ones that are launch ready stand a real chance of being duds due to being nukes

anti-missile defenses are not as much a joke as memes would tell you. A full exchange between any of the big powers would completely overwhelm their opposition's defenses, but that's because they've got thousands of warheads each of which has decoys and dummies and such

these two combine with the fact that using nukes in a multinuclear world is a "better not miss" type of thing. You don't want to be 50% sure you hit your target or 90% sure, you want to be 99.9% sure, and if each nuke has like a 30% chance of being a dud and the missile defense has like a 50% chance of shooting down any given missile, you suddenly need a lot of missiles to get up to high confidences


this kind of thing is less of an issue if you're like, a james bond villain who is actively going for destructiveness, but if you're talking about a whole-rear end state that is building nukes in the hopes of utilizing MAD (whether or not MAD is a good theory is a different question but afaik the big boys take it seriously) you need a couple hundred or else it's worse than nothing

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Continuity NIP posted:

ISO dissolved because they were covering up rapes

the International Organization for Standardization?????

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
my god, by what metric would they justify that

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Socialist_Organization

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

bud i am a (lasped) member of rs21, i am yanking your chain :v:

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

CoolCab posted:

bud i am a (lasped) member of rs21, i am yanking your chain :v:

Consider my chain very yanked

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

CoolCab posted:

my god, by what metric would they justify that

:newlol:

WINNERSH TRIANGLE
Aug 17, 2011

Tulip posted:

being somewhat serious:


nukes are not reliable pieces of equipment, they need constant maintenance, so the majority are not operable at any one time and even the ones that are launch ready stand a real chance of being duds due to being nukes

anti-missile defenses are not as much a joke as memes would tell you. A full exchange between any of the big powers would completely overwhelm their opposition's defenses, but that's because they've got thousands of warheads each of which has decoys and dummies and such

these two combine with the fact that using nukes in a multinuclear world is a "better not miss" type of thing. You don't want to be 50% sure you hit your target or 90% sure, you want to be 99.9% sure, and if each nuke has like a 30% chance of being a dud and the missile defense has like a 50% chance of shooting down any given missile, you suddenly need a lot of missiles to get up to high confidences


this kind of thing is less of an issue if you're like, a james bond villain who is actively going for destructiveness, but if you're talking about a whole-rear end state that is building nukes in the hopes of utilizing MAD (whether or not MAD is a good theory is a different question but afaik the big boys take it seriously) you need a couple hundred or else it's worse than nothing

There's also the fact that - according to most nuclear strategy stuff - you nominally want a bunch so that an aggressor can't blow them all up in one first strike targeting your own nuclear capabilities (such as four submarines). If you have fewer nuclear weapons, you have a greater incentive to use the ones you have before they get taken out. I'm not going Full Waltz - 'more nuclear weapons would be safer' - but since most of the paths to nuclear war involve a bunch of sweaty generals with itchy trigger fingers thinking 'use it or lose it' in a high tension scenario, I can see the appeal of that.

(although in practice, yeah, that does imply a rational centralised command which I don't think you'd get, and the anti nuke arguments above are more convincing)

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
If people remotely believed that Britain genuinely needed a nuclear defense, they'd be spending billions developing a nuclear triad of submarines, nuclear bombers and mobile land-based launchers, which is what you actually need to be reasonably sure of being able to respond to a 1st strike. But we're not, because they don't and we're sticking with our dumb submarines.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
In the modern world nuclear weapons are what you need to stop bigger bullies from loving with you. See: Georgia, Ukraine, and Iran. They have limited military value apart from deterrence because the instant you use one in a conflict then everybody loses.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The UK doesn't have nuclear weapons to ensure MAD or *win* a nuclear war by destroying the opponent's (i.e. Russia or China) nuclear capability in a first strike, that would be prohibitively expensive. The UK's arsenal is purely deterrent - invade the UK, prepare to lose a few major cities in the process. This is why

1. The number of warheads doesn't really matter, it's mostly a "do you really want to invade a nuclear country" situation since even with anti-ballistic missile technology you're taking a big risk

2. We don't need a triad, all we need is submarines since they are basically undetectable and therefore perfect for retaliatory strikes

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

MikeCrotch posted:

The UK doesn't have nuclear weapons to ensure MAD or *win* a nuclear war by destroying the opponent's (i.e. Russia or China) nuclear capability in a first strike, that would be prohibitively expensive. The UK's arsenal is purely deterrent - invade the UK, prepare to lose a few major cities in the process. This is why

1. The number of warheads doesn't really matter, it's mostly a "do you really want to invade a nuclear country" situation since even with anti-ballistic missile technology you're taking a big risk

2. We don't need a triad, all we need is submarines since they are basically undetectable and therefore perfect for retaliatory strikes

This is not how any of this works op. no one is going to "invade the UK" lol

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


oliwan posted:

This is not how any of this works op. no one is going to "invade the UK" lol

During the Scottish independence referendum people straight up argued "if Scotland isn't in NATO & defended by nukes the Russians will invade." Unironically.

Brits are loving dumb.

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=
We must protect our Cornish lithium reserves

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Pistol_Pete posted:

mobile land-based launchers

I mean I know you mean like trucks but Metal Gear is to easy to picture

Oh man, imagine a British made Metal Gear

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Ghost Leviathan posted:

I mean I know you mean like trucks but Metal Gear is to easy to picture

Oh man, imagine a British made Metal Gear

The first Metal Gear found to have gained sentience and used it to abuse children.

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

The only reason to invade the UK would be to eradicate the british or to make D day more difficult, there are no resources of value.

I guess you’re deterring a lot of former colonies motivated by pure spite, that’s something.

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I also just remembered that the british people all had a massive meltdown when Corbyn said that he wouldn't use nuclear weapons lol

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
Do Brits think that the rest of us who live in countries without nukes live in constant fear of being invaded?

ItohRespectArmy
Sep 11, 2019

Cutest In The World, Six Time DDT Ironheavymetalweight champion, Two Time International Princess champion, winner of two tournaments, a Princess Tag Team champion, And a pretty good singer too!
"When I was an idol, I felt nothing every day but now that I'm a pro wrestler I'm in pain constantly!"

oliwan posted:

Do Brits think that the rest of us who live in countries without nukes live in constant fear of being invaded?

i imagine iran and north korea do.

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

oliwan posted:

This is not how any of this works op. no one is going to "invade the UK" lol
wot about brussels and the loving french

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

ItohRespectArmy posted:

i imagine iran and north korea do.

Every single day, the reasons for Iran and North Korea to develop nuclear weapons become stronger and stronger.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pryor on Fire posted:

The only reason to invade the UK would be to eradicate the british

That's certainly the main moral reason, but we've lots of fresh water so one day the resources of this hell country will be very important and we should be invaded as a preemptive measure

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Ghost Leviathan posted:

I mean I know you mean like trucks but Metal Gear is to easy to picture

Oh man, imagine a British made Metal Gear

Noted anti-semite Solid Snake defies the will of the people with his opposition to our brave genome soldiers. Was he even wearing a poppy? I think we should be told

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler

oliwan posted:

I also just remembered that the british people all had a massive meltdown when Corbyn said that he wouldn't use nuclear weapons lol

It's more deluded Empire bullshit where having nukes proves that Britain's still important and someone like Corbyn coming out and bluntly saying that nukes are dumb and he'd never use them sends the gammons into a frothing rage of bruised egos.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


For the libs we're also defenders of the world so not using nukes is basically like giving up on everyone else and letting Yemen invade

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008



I've no doubt these men all have very strong opinions on the importance of Britain's nuclear deterrent

Pryor on Fire
May 14, 2013

they don't know all alien abduction experiences can be explained by people thinking saving private ryan was a documentary

forkboy84 posted:

That's certainly the main moral reason, but we've lots of fresh water so one day the resources of this hell country will be very important and we should be invaded as a preemptive measure

Or we could stop polluting all the world's waters and then reject the bullshit national geographic narrative that water is a special resource which is super rare and wars must now be fought over it. Did you know China has more water than us? Activate the paratroopers.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

oliwan posted:

Do Brits think that the rest of us who live in countries without nukes live in constant fear of being invaded?

There are a lot of Brits who think we'd be invaded if we didn't have nukes so yes

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
as if vlad isnt eying up the pot noodle mines, finger on the button

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

bedpan posted:



I've no doubt these men all have very strong opinions on the importance of Britain's nuclear deterrent

IIRC several of those are from the time that

Pistol_Pete posted:

Corbyn coming out and bluntly saying that nukes are dumb and he'd never use them sends the gammons into a frothing rage of bruised egos.

We're building more nukes because hams like them need to think of vaporising children to cum

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Like check out the governments website for some pure ideology on this

quote:

Our independent nuclear deterrent remains an important part of our national security strategy and it is wrong to say it is never used. The reality is that our deterrent protects us every hour of every day. By providing a credible and effective response option to extreme aggression, the deterrent reduces the likelihood of such an attack taking place.

...

Potential adversaries know we have the capability to inflict costs on them that far outweigh any benefits they could hope to achieve by threatening our security. This reduces the likelihood of an extreme act of aggression against us ever taking place.

We must continue to ensure potential aggressors can never use their nuclear capabilities to threaten or attack us or our NATO allies, and this is best achieved by maintaining our independent continuous at sea nuclear deterrent.

Taking away this ultimate guarantee of our safety would place us and our NATO Allies at much greater risk.

https://www.gov.uk/guidance/the-uks-nuclear-deterrent-the-facts#:~:text=The%20UK's%20nuclear%20deterrent%20is,of%20Nuclear%20Weapons%20(%20NPT%20).&text=The%20TPNW%20risks%20undermining%20existing,will%20not%20enhance%20our%20security.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Pryor on Fire posted:

Or we could stop polluting all the world's waters and then reject the bullshit national geographic narrative that water is a special resource which is super rare and wars must now be fought over it.

What are you, some kind of antisemitic communist?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

ro5s posted:

IIRC several of those are from the time that


We're building more nukes because hams like them need to think of vaporising children to cum

They are literally all from that episode of Question Time, all in a row iirc

They were followed up by an extremely nervous young woman who said something along the lines of "unlike everyone else in the audience I don't want to incinerate everyone in nuclear fire so I'm going to ask about something else"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Lol

https://twitter.com/Arbeit_Fish/status/1372153259566190594?s=19

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genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/ejhchess/status/1371903285246955522
Edit: From later in the thread:
https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/1166695638173659137

genericnick has issued a correction as of 13:32 on Mar 17, 2021

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