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Ass-penny

TVsVeryOwn posted:

Man, I thought vending machines were cool. Won't even sell beer to the underage, smdh

:same:

Also, I'm catching up on the YOS cat thread and this post felt sort of relevant to the last page or so of TC:


Do with this information what you will.


thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

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Heather Papps

hello friend


there is something weird in my fridge



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
Back on my :trashed: bullshit






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

take the moon

by sebmojo

Heather Papps posted:

there is something weird in my fridge

does it rhyme with Light Paw

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Heather Papps

hello friend


take the moon posted:

does it rhyme with Light Paw

it does and i do not want to open it



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Heather Papps posted:

it does and i do not want to open it

Brøthër drink the Whïtë Clåw

Gramps


Heather Papps posted:

it does and i do not want to open it

I drank four last night and I can see the appeal as a refreshing beverage on a hot day, but they seem suboptimal for an express trip to :trashed:

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
HP drink the White Claw






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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Rarity posted:

Rarity drink the White Claw

:hmmyes:

take the moon

by sebmojo

Teddy Thunders posted:

Brøthër drink the Whïtë Clåw

also rarity.

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Heather Papps

hello friend



it smells good, but tastes... like not bad, but a lateral move from bad.

i am glad i only bought one of these things i can't imagine drinking 4.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

take the moon

by sebmojo
another Trashed Crew success story

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Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
And this is why I am the smartest poster in BYOB :smug:






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

take the moon

by sebmojo
truly rarity drinking the whiteclaw would be the biggest scoop of all

im a lil trashed lol as is proper

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Heather Papps

hello friend


i'm frowning as i drink it, i just realized. i'm not doing it on purpose i just take a sip and make the baby just licked a lemon face



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~
Who are you to question the scoopsgal? I have scoops of which you have never even dreamed






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

Trying

I'm drinking wine for a change, feeling fancy. Well, I drank wine, but the whisky I'm about to start is also from a shelf up from the usual paint-stripper. Gonna get myself guillotined at this rate. Also I accompanied the Quite Nice wine with meatballs straight from the can but 1) this fits the suggested flavour profile 2) heating already cooked food up just let it cool down again is some sisyphean bullshit and life is so brief

Heather Papps

hello friend


Royal Updog posted:

heating already cooked food up just let it cool down again is some sisyphean bullshit and life is so brief

i'll say it again but this would be an excellent rollover text



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


hell rear end drat i was got sucked into making a dumb photoshop and did a tiny spill of white claw my whole room smells like it now



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


this was not a tactic to drink less white claw



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Heather Papps posted:

hell rear end drat i was got sucked into making a dumb photoshop and did a tiny spill of white claw my whole room smells like it now

Praying for you in these difficult times






I'm a pretty pony! Sig credits: How Wonderful!, Heather Papps, MAP20 Gotcha, Plant MONSTER.

take the moon

by sebmojo

Heather Papps posted:

this was not a tactic to drink less white claw

:thunk:

im trashed af watching pro wrestling matches where my fave dudes win, everything is chill

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Heather Papps

hello friend


take the moon posted:

:thunk:

im trashed af watching pro wrestling matches where my fave dudes win, everything is chill

don't forget about irish martial arts it's gonna be wild



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

take the moon

by sebmojo

Heather Papps posted:

don't forget about irish martial arts it's gonna be wild

today low key started off bad but what a recovery. lol

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Prof. Crocodile

what’s up tc!? :dance:

I just did a work happy hour thing and I am five scotches deep before dinner

ama

Heather Papps

hello friend


Prof. Crocodile posted:

what’s up tc!? :dance:

I just did a work happy hour thing and I am five scotches deep before dinner

ama

if bios finds out i didn't ask you to draw a dragon he'll be fine but i'm still gonna ask


can u draw a dragon?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Rarity

~*4 LIFE*~

Prof. Crocodile posted:

what’s up tc!? :dance:

I just did a work happy hour thing and I am five scotches deep before dinner

ama

Can you dragon a draw?






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take the moon

by sebmojo
can u white a claw

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Trying

white claws are actually colourless, like polar bear hairs

Papa Was A Video Toaster





take the moon posted:

another Trashed Crew success story

Prof. Crocodile

I can draw a dragon! gently caress you if you don’t think I can! you don’t know me!

I CAN DRAW A BETTWR DRAGON THAN YOU EVER COULD DAD!

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Prof. Crocodile posted:

what’s up tc!? :dance:

I just did a work happy hour thing and I am five scotches deep before dinner

ama

^^^^
Also a TC success story.

Papa Was A Video Toaster





Prof. Crocodile posted:

I can draw a dragon! gently caress you if you don’t think I can! you don’t know me!

I CAN DRAW A BETTWR DRAGON THAN YOU EVER COULD DAD!

Draw a dragon that would fight your dad, please

Heather Papps

hello friend


draw a better dragon than your dad could ever draw



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Trying

father. father... i love you... but... but... *dramatically flings open portfolio of wyverns*

Prof. Crocodile

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



Holy gently caress this is beautiful

Escape From Noise

I've never had White Claw I don't think, but I have had seltzer, so I guess my question is why would you get black cherry flavor and not expect it to taste weird?

more falafel please

forums poster

they all just kinda taste like fake sugar




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Gramps


SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I've never had White Claw I don't think, but I have had seltzer, so I guess my question is why would you get black cherry flavor and not expect it to taste weird?

Black Cherry is objectively the best seltzer flavor, so I assumed it would be the best White Claw flavor. Now I'm not sure I even care to find out.

more falafel please posted:

they all just kinda taste like fake sugar

yeah sorta this. I will say you can chug the gently caress out of these and I bet they'd be fantastic on a really really hot day, but session beer exists so I don't know that I'll ever put that to the test.

I got some Stony Joe Golden Mocha stout at the same time as the White claws and I'm wishing I had just bought more of that cause it loving owns. It tastes like a coffee stout but looks like a lager. Never had anything quite like it.

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