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Whoever that is behind Hercule "Smasher" Poirot will haunt my nightmares forevermore.
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That is your future king, sir! Such treason.
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Mar 10, 2021 22:59
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Blower, gently caress off you hack conspiracy theorist twat
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Mar 11, 2021 02:28
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the government’s £22bn test-and-trace programme — There is no evidence to show that the government’s £22bn test-and-trace programme to combat Covid-19 in England contributed to a reduction in infection levels, parliament’s spending watchdog has concluded" Telegraph:  Review to consider feasibility of Scotland-Northern Ireland tunnel Matt:   It's windy!  Independent:  COVID-19: Test and Trace boss Dido Harding defends 'essential' £37bn service Times:  Evening Standard:  US House passes $1.9tn Covid relief plan in major legislative victory for Biden Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... privacy for the privileged 
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Mar 11, 2021 19:06
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Don't make me tap the sign Paul
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Mar 11, 2021 19:46
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Prince William leading the defence of the royal family – The Duke of Cambridge has said ‘We’re very much not a racist family’ in response to Meghan and Harry’s interview with Oprah Winfrey" After Elizabeth Butler. Telegraph:  Keir Starmer launches Labour's campaign for May elections – video Matt:  Team Sky and British Cycling in dock after Freeman guilty verdict Independent:  Times:  PM demands Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe’s return in call to Iran president Evening Standard:  Wales to ease Covid lockdown restrictions from Saturday Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Wills fighting back 
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Mar 12, 2021 19:45
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In a moment of self awareness, Paul draws one of the guards about to blow his brains out with his own pistol.
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Mar 12, 2021 20:20
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on the British constitution - Crisis has surrounded the monarchy this week following claims made by the Duke and Duchess of Sussex in their interview with Oprah Winfrey" Telegraph:  Exercise after lockdown: How far can I travel and what are the new roadmap rules? Independent:  After Joshua Reynolds. The i paper:  Times:  "If Johnson thinks he can charm his way to success at Cop26, he's sorely mistaken" Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... American Vogue claiming the word 'niggling' is racist  Stephen Collins:  Next week's Stephen Collins??: 
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Mar 13, 2021 16:58
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Jennings just throwing all subtlety out the window there. Love it.
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Mar 13, 2021 17:19
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Double Collins, fantastic
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Mar 13, 2021 18:50
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Imagine looking at that Paul Thomas and thinking "yes I want a print of that to put up on my wall"
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Mar 13, 2021 22:50
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He's hoping that Toby Young buys one, that's why he put him in there.
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Mar 13, 2021 23:31
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Observer: "In Britain, even the good news offers scant comfort – The Harry and Meghan interview made the headlines, but Brexit and Covid-19 are the pressing issues" Sunday Telegraph:  Matt:  Sunday Times:  Women tell men how to make them feel safe after Sarah Everard disappearance Mail on Sunday: 
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Mar 14, 2021 19:04
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gently caress off mac
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Mar 15, 2021 00:15
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Telegraph: Boris Johnson rules out return of Parthenon marbles to Greece Independent:  Woman pinned to ground at Clapham vigil says policing was 'disgraceful' Times:  Evening Standard:  Boris Johnson defends Met chief after handling of Sarah Everard vigil Matt:  Bonus! David Squires on The Crown season 7.
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Mar 15, 2021 20:37
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on government plans to restrict the right to protest – More than 150 bodies have written to the home secretary criticising a bill that would make it easier for police to stop demonstrations" Telegraph:  BHA ready to throw open racing's stable doors in wake of Elliott scandal Independent:  Cressida Dick refuses to quit over vigil policing and dismisses 'armchair critics' Times:  Evening Standard:  Cap on Trident nuclear warhead stockpile to rise by more than 40% Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... heavy-handed police  David Squires: 
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Mar 16, 2021 19:15
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The Jaws panel in that Squires 
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Mar 16, 2021 20:15
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"gently caress the police" - Paul loving Thomas, of all people
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Mar 16, 2021 23:53
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson lifting cap on UK's nuclear warheads — Keir Starmer has accused Boris Johnson of breaking a post-cold war policy to reduce the size of Britain’s nuclear stockpile for no obvious ‘strategic purposes’" Telegraph:  China is major threat, but UK will keep up trade links, says defence review Matt:  Prince Philip leaves hospital after heart surgery  Benefits of Oxford/AstraZeneca vaccine outweigh any risk, says EMA Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Uber to pay UK drivers minimum wage, holiday pay and pension Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Philip's return 
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Mar 17, 2021 22:03
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the UK’s vaccination drive – Dominic Cummings has told MPs that problems at the health department prompted him to argue for a separate taskforce to procure vaccines for the UK" Telegraph:  EU threatens to halt Covid vaccine exports to UK unless it gets ‘fair share’ Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon. Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... the EU's vaccine caution 
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Mar 18, 2021 21:58
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on UK's asylum policy – The Home Office is considering sending asylum seekers who arrive in the UK overseas to be processed, it is understood" Rockall - Wikipedia Telegraph:  Matt Hancock confirms dip in UK Covid vaccine supply for April Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... vaccine shortage fears 
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Mar 19, 2021 20:35
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Mar 20, 2021 08:59
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I agree with Adams, the more opiates you inject into your balls the freer you are. Bob, gently caress off into a fire you conspiracy peddling twat.
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Mar 20, 2021 09:18
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on maintaining a healthy body politic - Boris Johnson says whether Nicola Sturgeon should resign is a ‘matter for Scottish parliament’" Telegraph:  Independent:  After Edwin Landseer. The i paper:  Times: 
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Mar 20, 2021 17:28
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Observer: "Boris 'I'm still a bumbling charlatan' Johnson – Incompetence elsewhere in Europe can’t hide the prime minister’s ineptitude" Sunday Telegraph:  Matt:  How a surge of Covid cases in India hit the UK's vaccine supply Sunday Times:  Paris to enter four-week lockdown as France faces third Covid wave Mail on Sunday: 
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Mar 21, 2021 16:38
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Cloud Potato posted:Mail on Sunday: Why the gently caress aren't you?
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Mar 21, 2021 17:13
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goatface posted:Why the gently caress aren't you? The secret ingredient of Pfizer vaccines is COVID. 
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Mar 21, 2021 17:15
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ursula joined the RA
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Mar 21, 2021 17:39
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Maybe he's just pulled an old cartoon and relabelled a few things. The "UK vaccine supplies" box looks skewed compared to the rest of that sign.
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Mar 21, 2021 17:47
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson's sunlit uplands — Lifting the ban on foreign holidays in the coming months could risk another lockdown next winter, Boris Johnson is being warned" Telegraph:  Tory backbenchers urge faster lockdown easing ahead of Commons votes; A Covid snapshot: 28m UK households to take part in census unlike any other Matt:  British Army numbers cut to smallest in history as revamp revealed in Defence Review Independent:  Times:  David Cameron texted Rishi Sunak to get Covid loans for Greensill, says report Evening Standard:  EU export ban would delay UK Covid vaccine drive by two months; 'Kill the bill' protest in Bristol condemned as 'thuggery and disorder'
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Mar 22, 2021 21:48
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on one year since the UK's first Covid lockdown – A ‘national day of reflection’ will be held on 23 March to mark the first anniversary of Britain going into lockdown and in remembrance of those who have died" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Boris Johnson: vaccine cooperation vital to help combat third Covid wave Evening Standard:  David Squires: 
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph:
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Mar 23, 2021 22:02
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Boris' hair was never that well-kempt.
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Mar 23, 2021 22:47
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Guavanaut posted:School's open, giant physics gcse sign is gone, family that live in a cafe have turned to drink, pub's closed, zoom meeting's gone on too long, you can sit on park benches now, hair and slogans have changed, Blower is still poo poo. New thread title? Bit too long maybe.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the new UK Covid travel rules - The latest restrictions, which will apply from 29 March, include a list of specific ‘reasonable excuses to travel’ outside the country, including what Labour branded as ‘the Stanley Johnson clause’" Telegraph:  After Beckett. Matt:  Yesterday's Independent:  Times:  Nicola Sturgeon vows to focus on elections after being cleared by inquiry Evening Standard: 
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Mar 24, 2021 20:14
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What the gently caress Matt What does that even mean What are you trying to say, Matt?
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Mar 24, 2021 21:42
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I get the reference Matt is making but it still makes no sense.
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Mar 24, 2021 22:04
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the 'irresponsible diversion' of a Covid inquiry – Boris Johnson has told MPs that a swift inquiry into his government’s handling of the Covid pandemic would divert officials away from the priority of fighting the disease" Telegraph:  Suez canal: Dutch and Japanese teams called in to help free ship Matt:  Independent:  Times:  Freddie the Thames seal put down by vets after dog attack Evening Standard:  Pubs that check Covid status may be allowed to drop social distancing
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:What the gently caress Matt "£650,000"
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