GnuUzir posted:I have been known to say "son of a biscuit eating bulldog" on more than several occasions. my 8yo says 'son of a blueberry'
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hazardousmouse posted:just the nips is some pretty good tit discipline She used to have a bigger cup size
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 15:39 |
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I've taken to muttering "Oh, balls". And around the shell-like delicate ears of students I limit myself to "Ah, crud". I know they've all heard and used almost all the words, but I'd like to keep my contract going.
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hazardousmouse posted:just the nips is some pretty good tit discipline It looks like people rubbed those nips so hard it wore through to a sub level of nipple.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 15:48 |
So there is a slightly smaller statue of a naked woman hidden inside that statue of a naked woman
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 15:49 |
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TK-42-1 posted:my 8yo says 'son of a blueberry' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNpcHXC2SEw
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:05 |
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I would guess they may have been painting the statue which is why parts of it are shiny black and parts of it are rusty black.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:13 |
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Tit Forensics
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:26 |
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Snowy posted:It looks like people rubbed those nips so hard it wore through to a sub level of nipple. It's a right of passage to experience a dude who thinks as much pinch pressure as he can muster is the height of erotic stimulation, right?
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hazardousmouse posted:
Perhaps the nipple developed a jagged metal edge as a defense against the golden nurple
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 16:46 |
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hazardousmouse posted:just the nips is some pretty good tit discipline People gotta practice their Texas Titty Twister somewhere.
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E: oops meant to put this in the fake NWS thread. Oh well, it’s funny enough. Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 19:15 on Mar 23, 2021 |
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I think it's pretty funny. The cat especially looks very judgy.
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SpacePig posted:I think it's pretty funny. The cat especially looks very judgy. Forehead titty kitty is in no position to judge others
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Garlic > onions.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 22:44 |
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Maddox?
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Barry Bluejeans posted:Maddox? I definitely recall this as one of his articles. I think it also had a "pepperoni isn't a pizza topping" subheading
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Onions are amazing to tbf
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ikanreed posted:I definitely recall this as one of his articles. I think it also had a "pepperoni isn't a pizza topping" subheading Goddamn that takes me back. Obviously a lot of his stuff didn't age well but I still have fond memories of wasting time in the high school computer lab snickering at The Best Page in the Universe. I'm stunned to learn it's still up.
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Read the GoT books, bro. They eat whole onions for lunch, literally.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:09 |
onions are worthless, literally worthless, no value in either flavor or nutrition
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OH BOY time for a food derail!
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Grendels Dad posted:Read the GoT books, bro. They eat whole onions for lunch, literally. https://youtu.be/xV9spqCzSkQ
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Paladinus posted:Garlic > onions. Sautee the onions first for about five minutes, then add the minced garlic for a minute until it becomes aromatic, and now cook whatever you're gonna cook on top of it. Garlic and onions belong together.
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:23 |
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Why are people always trying to pit two bad bitches against each other
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# ? Mar 23, 2021 23:27 |
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Hell yeah I've had roasted onions with butter in em before and they are soo good.
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Indecisive posted:onions are worthless, literally worthless, no value in either flavor or nutrition They're fashionable as a belt accessory
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Has a vampire ever complained about onions? Never. Point garlic.Heath posted:They're fashionable as a belt accessory Uh, garlic wins again, binch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib_g6kGnDvA
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Indecisive posted:onions are worthless, literally worthless, no value in either flavor or nutrition They are a great probiotic,
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Heath posted:They're fashionable as a belt accessory That was merely the style at the time.
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You can roast an onion, but you can't onion a roast.
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Indecisive posted:onions are worthless, literally worthless, no value in either flavor or nutrition Without onions, there would be no onion rings. Do you want to live in a world with no onion rings? I think not. There, I've OWNED you with FACTS and LOGIC.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Without onions, there would be no onion rings. Do you want to live in a world with no onion rings? I think not. There, I've OWNED you with FACTS and LOGIC. Solid rebuttal imo
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# ? Mar 24, 2021 00:49 |
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Onion rings suck. Coward's snack.
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I’d eat beer battered garlic cloves
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Snowy posted:I’d eat beer battered garlic cloves why is this not a thing I've seen
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(post funny pics maybe? They can even be about food if you want!)
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Indecisive posted:onions are worthless, literally worthless, no value in either flavor or nutrition
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