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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



GnuUzir posted:

I have been known to say "son of a biscuit eating bulldog" on more than several occasions.

my 8yo says 'son of a blueberry'

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Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

hazardousmouse posted:

just the nips is some pretty good tit discipline

or is that just a sign of high friction? Making every woman in a 50ft radius wince

She used to have a bigger cup size

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

I've taken to muttering "Oh, balls". And around the shell-like delicate ears of students I limit myself to "Ah, crud". I know they've all heard and used almost all the words, but I'd like to keep my contract going.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



hazardousmouse posted:

just the nips is some pretty good tit discipline

or is that just a sign of high friction? Making every woman in a 50ft radius wince

It looks like people rubbed those nips so hard it wore through to a sub level of nipple.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



So there is a slightly smaller statue of a naked woman hidden inside that statue of a naked woman

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

TK-42-1 posted:

my 8yo says 'son of a blueberry'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNpcHXC2SEw

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I would guess they may have been painting the statue which is why parts of it are shiny black and parts of it are rusty black.

DyneAvenger
Aug 26, 2005

Bru-Tang Clan member:
Nose Face Killah
Tit Forensics

hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010

Snowy posted:

It looks like people rubbed those nips so hard it wore through to a sub level of nipple.



:stonk:
It's a right of passage to experience a dude who thinks as much pinch pressure as he can muster is the height of erotic stimulation, right?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



hazardousmouse posted:

:stonk:
It's a right of passage to experience a dude who thinks as much pinch pressure as he can muster is the height of erotic stimulation, right?

Perhaps the nipple developed a jagged metal edge as a defense against the golden nurple

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

hazardousmouse posted:

just the nips is some pretty good tit discipline

or is that just a sign of high friction? Making every woman in a 50ft radius wince

People gotta practice their Texas Titty Twister somewhere.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




E: oops meant to put this in the fake NWS thread. Oh well, it’s funny enough.

Cartoon Man has a new favorite as of 19:15 on Mar 23, 2021

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
I think it's pretty funny. The cat especially looks very judgy.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

SpacePig posted:

I think it's pretty funny. The cat especially looks very judgy.

Forehead titty kitty is in no position to judge others :colbert:

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Garlic > onions.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Maddox?

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

I definitely recall this as one of his articles. I think it also had a "pepperoni isn't a pizza topping" subheading

PiCroft
Jun 11, 2010

I'm sorry, did I break all your shit? I didn't know it was yours

Onions are amazing to tbf

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

ikanreed posted:

I definitely recall this as one of his articles. I think it also had a "pepperoni isn't a pizza topping" subheading

Goddamn that takes me back. Obviously a lot of his stuff didn't age well but I still have fond memories of wasting time in the high school computer lab snickering at The Best Page in the Universe. I'm stunned to learn it's still up.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Read the GoT books, bro. They eat whole onions for lunch, literally.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


onions are worthless, literally worthless, no value in either flavor or nutrition

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
OH BOY time for a food derail!

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Grendels Dad posted:

Read the GoT books, bro. They eat whole onions for lunch, literally.

https://youtu.be/xV9spqCzSkQ

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Paladinus posted:

Garlic > onions.

Sautee the onions first for about five minutes, then add the minced garlic for a minute until it becomes aromatic, and now cook whatever you're gonna cook on top of it.

Garlic and onions belong together.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Why are people always trying to pit two bad bitches against each other

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Hell yeah I've had roasted onions with butter in em before and they are soo good.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Indecisive posted:

onions are worthless, literally worthless, no value in either flavor or nutrition

They're fashionable as a belt accessory

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Has a vampire ever complained about onions? Never. Point garlic.

Heath posted:

They're fashionable as a belt accessory

Uh, garlic wins again, binch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ib_g6kGnDvA

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Indecisive posted:

onions are worthless, literally worthless, no value in either flavor or nutrition

They are a great probiotic,

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:

Heath posted:

They're fashionable as a belt accessory

That was merely the style at the time.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
You can roast an onion, but you can't onion a roast.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Indecisive posted:

onions are worthless, literally worthless, no value in either flavor or nutrition

Without onions, there would be no onion rings. Do you want to live in a world with no onion rings? I think not. There, I've OWNED you with FACTS and LOGIC.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Without onions, there would be no onion rings. Do you want to live in a world with no onion rings? I think not. There, I've OWNED you with FACTS and LOGIC.

Solid rebuttal imo

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Onion rings suck. Coward's snack.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I’d eat beer battered garlic cloves

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Snowy posted:

I’d eat beer battered garlic cloves

why is this not a thing I've seen

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB



(post funny pics maybe? They can even be about food if you want!)

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Indecisive posted:

onions are worthless, literally worthless, no value in either flavor or nutrition
USER WAS BITTEN BY YELLOW-SPOTTED LIZARDS

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