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Do boats have breaks and can you cut them?!
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Mar 26, 2021 16:52
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some boats aren't looking for anything logical, like money. they can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. some boats just want to block the suez canal.
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Mar 26, 2021 16:55
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hold a makeshift fleamarket on the boat. everything must go!
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Mar 26, 2021 17:01
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They gonna find the perfect ship to pull it out and bring it there, and be like 'poo poo we need to be on the other side of the boat'
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Mar 26, 2021 17:03
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storage wars suez canal edition
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Mar 26, 2021 17:14
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Wow, more like the sue-us canal
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Mar 26, 2021 17:16
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have they tried pushing it? what about pulling?
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Mar 26, 2021 17:16
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why didn't they make the canal or the boat different
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Mar 26, 2021 17:19
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We need Elon Musk to build an underground canal for submarines and small boats to go under the blockages
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Mar 26, 2021 17:20
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:have they tried pushing it? what about pulling? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcrjBoWuZTg
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Mar 26, 2021 17:22
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has the boat tipped over yet from poorly thought out de-beaching schemes?
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Mar 26, 2021 17:24
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The Ever Given might have performance anxiety, very understandable with the whole world watching. We should leave it a day or so alone and see if that clears the issue.
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Mar 26, 2021 17:24
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Colonel Cancer posted:We need Elon Musk to build an underground canal for submarines and small boats to go under the blockages how about small, self driving, personal barges for each individual iphone or vape pen or funko or whatever?
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Mar 26, 2021 17:25
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Drunkboxer posted:how about small, self driving, personal barges for each individual iphone or vape pen or funko or whatever? And don't forget to call the excavator operator a pedophile
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Mar 26, 2021 17:27
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Attach articulated shovels to submarines and dig it out from below!
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Mar 26, 2021 17:27
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have we tried summoning a kaiju yet, this would be childs play for them
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Mar 26, 2021 17:29
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It'll be hilarious if the ship somehow gets wrecked during a botched extraction attempt.
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Mar 26, 2021 17:31
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They'll finally resign to blow it up but all it'll do is create a giant crater around entirely unharmed boat
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Mar 26, 2021 17:33
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you would think with all the crazy tech we have supporting the global infrastructure there would be some kind of big pushing machines for moving gigantic things
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Mar 26, 2021 17:34
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If they have to scrap it in place, is there even a piece of machinery on earth to get the containers off lol
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Mar 26, 2021 17:36
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CactusWeasle posted:If they have to scrap it in place, is there even a piece of machinery on earth to get the containers off lol Sure, just get some heavy lift cranes to unload each of the thousands of containers, one at a time.....
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Mar 26, 2021 17:39
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My guess is heavy lift helicopters to take the containers off. The ground next to the canal looks, uh, not great to put huge cranes on.
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Mar 26, 2021 17:45
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Source4Leko posted:My guess is heavy lift helicopters to take the containers off. The ground next to the canal looks, uh, not great to put huge cranes on. The heaviest lifting helicopter can only do 44k lbs, a loaded shipping container can be up to 67k lbs. The heaviest containers are probably on the bottom of the stacks so maybe they could offload a few containers of mypillows off the top via helicopter, idk
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Mar 26, 2021 17:49
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Ah so they're super hosed lol. Nice.
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Mar 26, 2021 17:52
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blatman posted:has the boat tipped over yet from poorly thought out de-beaching schemes? Just do it the way America deals with beached whales and blow it up with tons of TNT and no experts in the use of TNT. What's the worst that could happen? Zurtilik posted:How do people have 10 year old accounts with no AVI? I hate that Stupid Newbie pic so much. It will forever remain a mystery.
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Mar 26, 2021 17:54
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Another boat should clog the Panama for maximum shits and gigs.
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Mar 26, 2021 17:55
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How feasible would it be to block the Panama Canal since it has like locks and stuff. Could we some how get the Strait of Malacca jammed up while we're at it?
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Mar 26, 2021 17:55
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Lmao at the incompetence on display at the suez canal you just need a long enough lever and _maybe_ a ratcheting mechanism
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Mar 26, 2021 17:56
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Raqqa Flocka Flame posted:How feasible would it be to block the Panama Canal since it has like locks and stuff. Could we some how get the Strait of Malacca jammed up while we're at it? there was a big to-do about the canal turnover about just blowing open the locks. Noriega had a contingency in place iirc
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Mar 26, 2021 17:58
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Raqqa Flocka Flame posted:How feasible would it be to block the Panama Canal since it has like locks and stuff. Could we some how get the Strait of Malacca jammed up while we're at it? Nobody here is talking about blocking any more vital shipping routes mr officer sir
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Mar 26, 2021 18:02
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CactusWeasle posted:They gonna find the perfect ship to pull it out and bring it there, and be like 'poo poo we need to be on the other side of the boat' lol
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Mar 26, 2021 18:03
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maybe they can slice it in half with a laser beam
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Mar 26, 2021 18:05
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Hearing from my sources that there may be a large boat stuck in the Suez Canal
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Mar 26, 2021 18:05
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Zurtilik posted:Another boat should clog the Panama for maximum shits and gigs. erie canal supremacy. bring back the mules
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Mar 26, 2021 18:06
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Raqqa Flocka Flame posted:How feasible would it be to block the Panama Canal since it has like locks and stuff. Could we some how get the Strait of Malacca jammed up while we're at it? So what coast guard station are you posting from op
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Mar 26, 2021 18:07
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Hatebag posted:The heaviest lifting helicopter can only do 44k lbs, a loaded shipping container can be up to 67k lbs. The heaviest containers are probably on the bottom of the stacks so maybe they could offload a few containers of mypillows off the top via helicopter, idk you just unload the heaviest ones to 44k lbs then have them drop off a few empties to put the extra cargo on. bing bong simple
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Mar 26, 2021 18:07
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SplitSoul posted:ONE DAY I WOKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAMMED A MASSIVE CONTAINER SHIP INTO THE SUEZ CANAL. ITS JUST-IN-TIME MANUFACTURING AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE GLOBAL TRADE STOPPED MOVING ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, EVER GIVEN. THEY TRIED EVERY MOVE AND THEY TRIED EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN EXASPERATED SOUNDS AS THEY UNEARTHED THE BOW AND EVEN WHEN THE TUGBOATS MESSED UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY CAUSED A 9.6 BILLION DOLLAR A DAY CRISIS IN INTERNATIONAL SHIPPING. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO INVESTORS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE INVESTORS NEED TO DIVERSIFY THEIR PORTFOLIOS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE ROUTES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY WATERWAY LESS LONELY BY BLOCKING ITS TRAFFIC. 3 WEEKS EXCLUDING UNLOADIng lmbo (laughing my boat off)
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Mar 26, 2021 18:07
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does the Suez Canal not have locks?
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Mar 26, 2021 18:09
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what if they get the boat out and then the next day another boat gets stuck in the same place
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Mar 26, 2021 18:09
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boats within boats...
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Mar 26, 2021 18:10
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