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Apples and Oranges have a lot of distinct features, it's easy to compare them.
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Mar 24, 2021 07:02
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May 30, 2024 12:15
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I cannot believe some people find it difficult to compare Apples and Oranges. Really says a lot about the schools.
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Mar 24, 2021 07:03
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You could compare the color, or the taste, or the peel strength, or what the stem looks like, or whose seeds are easier to grind up in your teeth. These are among some of the things that are easy to compare between Apples and Oranges. Just some.
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Mar 24, 2021 07:05
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During the Salem Witch Trials, witch hunters would often make young women compare Apples to Oranges, and if they could they would burn them at the stake. A lot of innocent lives were lost
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Mar 24, 2021 07:08
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- Ventral EggSac
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Shall I compare thee to a Honey's Crisp?
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Mar 24, 2021 16:40
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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It goes a lot faster if you add some dry leaves or grass, and turn them once a week or so. No, wait, that's composting.
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Mar 24, 2021 16:55
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Easy way to tell them apart: oranges have souls whereas apples are a hungry void that will suck your essence out when you take a bite
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Mar 24, 2021 20:38
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Apples come from the Apple region of France, whereas oranges are just sparkling apples.
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Mar 24, 2021 23:39
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- treasure bear
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why am a pine apple 3 times as tropical as a oranage but a apple not tropical at all?
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Mar 25, 2021 00:01
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This orange is oranger.
This apple is applier.
There. Bilaterally compared. Suck on that, common wisdom!
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Mar 25, 2021 02:46
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why am a pine apple 3 times as tropical as a oranage but a apple not tropical at all?
You are comparing pineapples to non-pineoranges. How do you expect this to turn out?
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Mar 25, 2021 02:47
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- Gross Dude
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I can compare any two things to each other.
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Mar 26, 2021 08:44
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- nut
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to me all fruit look like the trix cereal spheres
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Mar 26, 2021 13:30
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- nut
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upset at the grocery store because I can’t find the blue raspberries
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Mar 26, 2021 13:30
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- Escape From Noise
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Yeah, but can you contrast them?
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Mar 26, 2021 17:14
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- wimsy
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I can compare any two things to each other.
I highly doubt it
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Mar 26, 2021 18:02
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- wimsy
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my cryptocurrency is based on finding new ways to compare apples and oranges
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Mar 26, 2021 18:02
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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It's like comparing Marvel to DC. There's no point because we all know which one is better and furthermore
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Mar 26, 2021 20:47
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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apples are a metaphor for oranges, but oranges are a simile for apples.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:25
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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oranges are degenerate, filthy sub-fruits. comparing them to the glorious apples would be an insult
The half-breed offspring of the malus genus dare to oppose the noble and zesty children of citrus? Pah.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:37
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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King honey crisp being told his children were in the pie he just ate.
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Mar 26, 2021 22:47
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- wimsy
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just rotating an apple, and an orange, in my mind at the same time nbd
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Mar 26, 2021 23:45
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- Khanstant
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seeds on the inside skins on the outside, just like most of the other unoriginal organisms
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Mar 27, 2021 02:41
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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This is actually a very misunderstood idiom. The full expression is you can't compare apples of the covenant to oranges of the womb.
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Mar 27, 2021 07:17
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Apples are used to poison people, whereas oranges are used to close real estate deals.
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Mar 27, 2021 09:06
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- nut
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Terry’s chocolate apple
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Mar 27, 2021 13:59
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May 30, 2024 12:15
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- Escape From Noise
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Buddy, have I got news for you!
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Mar 27, 2021 14:05
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