Apples and Oranges are easy to compare.

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Apples and Oranges have a lot of distinct features, it's easy to compare them.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 07:02

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# ? May 14, 2024 20:15

deep dish peat moss

I cannot believe some people find it difficult to compare Apples and Oranges. Really says a lot about the schools.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 07:03

deep dish peat moss

You could compare the color, or the taste, or the peel strength, or what the stem looks like, or whose seeds are easier to grind up in your teeth. These are among some of the things that are easy to compare between Apples and Oranges. Just some.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 07:05

deep dish peat moss

During the Salem Witch Trials, witch hunters would often make young women compare Apples to Oranges, and if they could they would burn them at the stake. A lot of innocent lives were lost

# ? Mar 24, 2021 07:08

beer gas canister: shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them

They are both orange, for example

# ? Mar 24, 2021 07:13

Ventral EggSac

Shall I compare thee to a Honey's Crisp?

# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:40

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Apples and oranges are similarly sized and shaped unlike fruit mavericks like the banana or watermelon

# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:46

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It goes a lot faster if you add some dry leaves or grass, and turn them once a week or so. No, wait, that's composting.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:55

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

They both come from the greatest planet ever to have popped into existence!

For now, I mean hopefully we'll find a planet with oranges and apples and we can compare but until then...

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 16:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

this is all an elaborate plot by big juice to keep you from trying appleorange juice

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 24, 2021 17:07

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its actually just a corruption of an old dutch saying, comparing the relative freedom under the house of oranje to the previous tyranny of the spanish-backed appel family

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 20:29

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Easy way to tell them apart: oranges have souls whereas apples are a hungry void that will suck your essence out when you take a bite

# ? Mar 24, 2021 20:38

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Either an apple or an orange is effective at keeping the doctor away

Keep them in the freezer and throw them at the doctor if they ever show up

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 20:42

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if i eat an orange w/ the skin its a p terrible experience, but peeling an apple is more or less pointless in the same scenario

*bam* compared apples and oranges, wrap it up proverbailures

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# ? Mar 24, 2021 21:23

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Apples come from the Apple region of France, whereas oranges are just sparkling apples.

# ? Mar 24, 2021 23:39

treasure bear

why am a pine apple 3 times as tropical as a oranage but a apple not tropical at all?

# ? Mar 25, 2021 00:01

Robot Made of Meat

This orange is oranger.

This apple is applier.

There. Bilaterally compared. Suck on that, common wisdom!

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# ? Mar 25, 2021 02:46

Robot Made of Meat

treasure bear posted:

why am a pine apple 3 times as tropical as a oranage but a apple not tropical at all?

You are comparing pineapples to non-pineoranges. How do you expect this to turn out?

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# ? Mar 25, 2021 02:47

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I can compare any two things to each other.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 08:44

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

to me apples and oranges are not in any distinct categories at all. basically the same thing

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# ? Mar 26, 2021 09:33

nut

to me all fruit look like the trix cereal spheres

# ? Mar 26, 2021 13:30

nut

upset at the grocery store because I can�t find the blue raspberries

# ? Mar 26, 2021 13:30

Escape From Noise

Yeah, but can you contrast them?

# ? Mar 26, 2021 17:14

wimsy

Gross Dude posted:

I can compare any two things to each other.

I highly doubt it

# ? Mar 26, 2021 18:02

wimsy

my cryptocurrency is based on finding new ways to compare apples and oranges

# ? Mar 26, 2021 18:02

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

It's like comparing Marvel to DC. There's no point because we all know which one is better and furthermore

# ? Mar 26, 2021 20:47

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

apples are a metaphor for oranges, but oranges are a simile for apples.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:25

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oranges are degenerate, filthy sub-fruits. comparing them to the glorious apples would be an insult

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# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:29

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Nosfereefer posted:

oranges are degenerate, filthy sub-fruits. comparing them to the glorious apples would be an insult

The half-breed offspring of the malus genus dare to oppose the noble and zesty children of citrus? Pah.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:37

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RickRogers posted:

The half-breed offspring of the malus genus dare to oppose the noble and zesty children of citrus? Pah.

okay, ill back off. this is the kind of rhetoric that led to the decimation of the gros michel

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# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:42

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

King honey crisp being told his children were in the pie he just ate.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:47

wimsy

just rotating an apple, and an orange, in my mind at the same time nbd

# ? Mar 26, 2021 23:45

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*holding up an orange*
This apple fell WAY too far from the tree!

# ? Mar 27, 2021 01:03

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Orange you glad I appletizer

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:22

Khanstant

seeds on the inside skins on the outside, just like most of the other unoriginal organisms

# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:41

biosterous

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

*holding up an orange*
This apple fell WAY too far from the tree!

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# ? Mar 27, 2021 04:05

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

This is actually a very misunderstood idiom. The full expression is you can't compare apples of the covenant to oranges of the womb.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 07:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Apples are used to poison people, whereas oranges are used to close real estate deals.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 09:06

nut

Terry�s chocolate apple

# ? Mar 27, 2021 13:59

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# ? May 14, 2024 20:15

Escape From Noise

nut posted:

Terry’s chocolate apple

Buddy, have I got news for you!

# ? Mar 27, 2021 14:05

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