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flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

the captain of the ever given delivering my spiked dragon dildo

# ? Mar 28, 2021 22:43

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# ? May 16, 2024 08:16

BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

Does anyone here have a GIF I saw on this board a while back of a guy walking through a mall or an airport and pushing/swatting things away like "subscribe to our newsletter", "allow notifications", "trial membership", "potential spam" and all the common annoyances we fight every day?

He was shoving people out of the way and dodging poo poo as he walked but everything had like labels and pop ups laid on top of everything he pushed. It was sort of like the Hare Krishna scene in Airplane! but with modern tech bullshit superimposed over it.

I know I saw it here but can't find it. tia

# ? Mar 29, 2021 00:12

TK-42-1: Oct 30, 2013; looks like we have a bad transmitter

Is it the bit from chappelle show in the internet?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 00:17

Rascar Capac: Aug 31, 2016; Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

It is, in fact, from Airplane!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 00:23

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

Zil posted:

First the sex arses are delayed and now this? When will the horrors end?

Imagine a collision between boats carrying sex arses and dragon dildos!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 03:37

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

Rascar Capac posted:

It is, in fact, from Airplane!

And it's not just a guy, it's Mr. Robert Stack.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 03:45

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

Trabant posted:

Imagine a collision between boats carrying sex arses and dragon dildos!

If the Evergreen ship had a flared base it'd be much easier to remove.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 03:51

Thump!: Nov 25, 2007; Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!

Neddy Seagoon posted:

If the Evergreen ship had a flared base it'd be much easier to remove.

Is that how people get rubber dog cocks out of them so easily? Them bastards have the knot right in the middle, right?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:11

CJacobs: Apr 17, 2011; Reach for the moon!

Thump! posted:

Is that how people get rubber dog cocks out of them so easily? Them bastards have the knot right in the middle, right?

Yes, they do in fact knot a rope around their dildo so that it can successfully navigate the labyrinth. No word on how they manage to defeat the minotaur.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 10:51

Hel: Oct 9, 2012; Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

CJacobs posted:

Yes, they do in fact knot a rope around their dildo so that it can successfully navigate the labyrinth. No word on how they manage to defeat the minotaur.

Why defeat the minotaur when you can instead gently caress the minotaur?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 11:02

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Hel posted:

Why defeat the minotaur when you can instead gently caress the minotaur?

Does a minotaur have a bull penis, or a man penis?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 11:36

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Yes

# ? Mar 29, 2021 11:55

HenryEx: Mar 25, 2009; ...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...; Grimey Drawer

There's probably an oglaf comic that answers all your questions

# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:00

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

kdrudy posted:

And it's not just a guy, it's Mr. Robert Stack.

He's 61 in that lmao

# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:00

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

more like peenotaur!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:01

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

Does a minotaur have a bull penis, or a man penis?

porque no los dos?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:06

StillFullyTerrible: Feb 16, 2020; you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

depends on the artist/writer or what the commissioner wanted

# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:07

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

When you meet the minotaur on the road, gently caress him.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:54

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Lodin posted:

When you meet the minotaur on the road, gently caress him.

Did Zagreus write this

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:04

Antigravitas: Dec 8, 2019; Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Hel posted:

Why defeat the minotaur when you can instead gently caress the minotaur?

# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:32

Yessod: Mar 21, 2007

BrigadierSensible posted:

Does a minotaur have a bull penis, or a man penis?

Usually it�s a horse penis, which just raises more questions than it answers.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 15:04

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Thump! posted:

Is that how people get rubber dog cocks out of them so easily? Them bastards have the knot right in the middle, right?

Sounds like you've put some pretty sirius thought into this.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 15:09

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Did Zagreus write this

Ha, ever the coward! See how he seeks again to separate us? Ready yourself, hellspawn, for we two are indivisible! You'll gently caress us together or not at all!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 15:58

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

flavor.flv posted:

Ha, ever the coward! See how he seeks again to separate us? Ready yourself, hellspawn, for we two are indivisible! You'll gently caress us together or not at all!

# ? Mar 29, 2021 16:40

Snowy: Oct 6, 2010; A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense

HenryEx posted:

There's probably an oglaf comic that answers all your questions

# ? Mar 29, 2021 16:43

Imperador do Brasil: Nov 18, 2005; Rotor-rific

Lodin posted:

When you meet the minotaur on the road, gently caress him.

The unwritten book of the road

# ? Mar 30, 2021 00:52

Stroop There It Is: Mar 11, 2012

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

Did Zagreus write this

well duh, why do you think Theseus gets so jealous

# ? Mar 30, 2021 01:12

FreudianSlippers: Apr 12, 2010; Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a minotaur.The minotaur lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. But you're not loving it.

Why is that?

# ? Mar 30, 2021 01:42

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

FreudianSlippers posted:

You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a minotaur.The minotaur lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. But you're not loving it.

Why is that?

Man, the Voight-Kampff test goes deep.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 02:01

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

dialhforhero posted:

Man, the Voight-Kampff test goes deep.

unlike you, who for some reason still isn't loving the minotaur

# ? Mar 30, 2021 02:04

Neddy Seagoon: Oct 12, 2012; "Hi Everybody!"

dialhforhero posted:

Man, the Voight-Kampff test goes deep.

There's a reason why it encourages the participant to relax and stay calm.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 02:41

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Mar 30, 2021 07:47

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Exactly one fart. And it better be good

# ? Mar 30, 2021 07:51

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Lodin posted:

Wasn't "One Jump, One Whistle, and One Fart" a George Thorogood song.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 07:52

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

Yessod posted:

Usually it’s a horse penis, which just raises more questions than it answers.

I see my horse penis is raising a lot of questions already answered by my horse penis.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 08:39

Hyperlynx: Sep 13, 2015

BrigadierSensible posted:

Does a minotaur have a bull penis, or a man penis?

Dunno, but according to this one fantasy anime about some guys who review brothels, they've got enormous human tiddies.

# ? Mar 30, 2021 13:21

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc