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the captain of the ever given delivering my spiked dragon dildo
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# ? Mar 28, 2021 22:43 |
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Does anyone here have a GIF I saw on this board a while back of a guy walking through a mall or an airport and pushing/swatting things away like "subscribe to our newsletter", "allow notifications", "trial membership", "potential spam" and all the common annoyances we fight every day? He was shoving people out of the way and dodging poo poo as he walked but everything had like labels and pop ups laid on top of everything he pushed. It was sort of like the Hare Krishna scene in Airplane! but with modern tech bullshit superimposed over it. I know I saw it here but can't find it. tia
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 00:12 |
Is it the bit from chappelle show in the internet?
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 00:17 |
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It is, in fact, from Airplane!
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 00:23 |
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Zil posted:First the sex arses are delayed and now this? When will the horrors end? Imagine a collision between boats carrying sex arses and dragon dildos!
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 03:37 |
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Rascar Capac posted:
And it's not just a guy, it's Mr. Robert Stack.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 03:45 |
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Trabant posted:Imagine a collision between boats carrying sex arses and dragon dildos! If the Evergreen ship had a flared base it'd be much easier to remove.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 03:51 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:If the Evergreen ship had a flared base it'd be much easier to remove. Is that how people get rubber dog cocks out of them so easily? Them bastards have the knot right in the middle, right?
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 04:11 |
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Thump! posted:Is that how people get rubber dog cocks out of them so easily? Them bastards have the knot right in the middle, right? Yes, they do in fact knot a rope around their dildo so that it can successfully navigate the labyrinth. No word on how they manage to defeat the minotaur.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 10:51 |
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CJacobs posted:Yes, they do in fact knot a rope around their dildo so that it can successfully navigate the labyrinth. No word on how they manage to defeat the minotaur. Why defeat the minotaur when you can instead gently caress the minotaur?
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 11:02 |
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Hel posted:Why defeat the minotaur when you can instead gently caress the minotaur? Does a minotaur have a bull penis, or a man penis?
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 11:36 |
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Yes
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 11:55 |
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There's probably an oglaf comic that answers all your questions
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:00 |
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kdrudy posted:And it's not just a guy, it's Mr. Robert Stack. He's 61 in that lmao
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:00 |
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more like peenotaur!
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:01 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Does a minotaur have a bull penis, or a man penis? porque no los dos?
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:06 |
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depends on the artist/writer or what the commissioner wanted
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:07 |
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When you meet the minotaur on the road, gently caress him.
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 12:54 |
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Lodin posted:When you meet the minotaur on the road, gently caress him. Did Zagreus write this
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:04 |
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Hel posted:Why defeat the minotaur when you can instead gently caress the minotaur?
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 13:32 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Does a minotaur have a bull penis, or a man penis? Usually it’s a horse penis, which just raises more questions than it answers.
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Thump! posted:Is that how people get rubber dog cocks out of them so easily? Them bastards have the knot right in the middle, right? Sounds like you've put some pretty sirius thought into this.
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Did Zagreus write this Ha, ever the coward! See how he seeks again to separate us? Ready yourself, hellspawn, for we two are indivisible! You'll gently caress us together or not at all!
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flavor.flv posted:Ha, ever the coward! See how he seeks again to separate us? Ready yourself, hellspawn, for we two are indivisible! You'll gently caress us together or not at all!
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 16:40 |
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HenryEx posted:There's probably an oglaf comic that answers all your questions
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# ? Mar 29, 2021 16:43 |
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Lodin posted:When you meet the minotaur on the road, gently caress him. The unwritten book of the road
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 00:52 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:Did Zagreus write this
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 01:12 |
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You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a minotaur.The minotaur lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. But you're not loving it. Why is that?
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 01:42 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:You're in a desert, walking along in the sand when all of a sudden you look down. You look down and see a minotaur.The minotaur lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. But you're not loving it. Man, the Voight-Kampff test goes deep.
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dialhforhero posted:Man, the Voight-Kampff test goes deep. unlike you, who for some reason still isn't loving the minotaur
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dialhforhero posted:Man, the Voight-Kampff test goes deep. There's a reason why it encourages the participant to relax and stay calm.
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 07:47 |
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Exactly one fart. And it better be good
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 07:51 |
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Wasn't "One Jump, One Whistle, and One Fart" a George Thorogood song.
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 07:52 |
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Yessod posted:Usually it’s a horse penis, which just raises more questions than it answers. I see my horse penis is raising a lot of questions already answered by my horse penis.
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 08:39 |
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BrigadierSensible posted:Does a minotaur have a bull penis, or a man penis? Dunno, but according to this one fantasy anime about some guys who review brothels, they've got enormous human tiddies.
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 13:21 |
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Minotaurs are bulls at the top and the bottom (ie head and feet) and human in between, so therefore logically would be a human penis
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What about a minocentaurtaur?
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# ? Mar 30, 2021 13:44 |
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Elfface posted:What about a minocentaurtaur? Bull head, human torso/arms, horse front legs, bull rear legs? Definitely has a duck penis.
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Grendels Dad posted:I see my horse penis is raising Well, you know what to do with it, don't you?
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