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WHAT THE gently caress JOHNNY'S A HUNK WHAT
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:39 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:49 |
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https://edition.cnn.com/2021/03/31/tech/super-mario-bros-death-rumors/index.htmlquote:The internet is freaking out over a rumor about the possible impending death of Mario, the famous, red-wearing, Italian plumber who changed the world of video games with the release of "Super Mario Bros" 35 years ago.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:40 |
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Looks like Johnny is joining Otacon in the bone zone
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:41 |
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so soon after his brother, too
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:41 |
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let mario retire. he is old
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:42 |
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The stage is set for the Age of Waluigi
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:43 |
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:43 |
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Yet another massive No Man's Sky update incoming, with a mode where players start on the same planet and work together to explore, and some nebulous mention of "seasons" No Man's Sky battle royale incoming itt
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:44 |
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Well that was a very cool chapter but it was also like 70% cutscenes, I hope there's a bit more game in my video game
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:45 |
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Any idea why Nintendo would suddenly be retiring their flagship series/character? As far as I can tell the games are still selling decently enough.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:51 |
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Larryb posted:Any idea why Nintendo would suddenly be retiring their flagship series/character? As far as I can tell the games are still selling decently enough. I think CNN managed to mistake jokes for rumors
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:52 |
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The United States posted:The whole thing with the Colonel and Rose and Raiden is incredibly off-putting until they explain what is going on and even then that's quite a daytime soap opera subplot to make a big deal about in your game Kojiman It's pretty hosed up even after they explain it, actually.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:55 |
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cheetah7071 posted:I think CNN managed to mistake jokes for rumors Yeah, that’d make more sense honestly
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:55 |
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Larryb posted:Any idea why Nintendo would suddenly be retiring their flagship series/character? As far as I can tell the games are still selling decently enough. Unfortunately Mario has been cancelled for using the n word in his recently rediscovered 1987 autobiography
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 20:58 |
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Yeah, Mario isn't going away. Nintendo is just pulling some Disney Vault bullshit with 2 digital titles which means all of bupkiss for the 3D collection and kills a huge and popular online game for no reason.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:00 |
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Poopy-pants man Johnny turning out to be the most well-adjusted, handsome-est man in the entire series is Hideo's best joke ever and redeems everything else in MGS4. Is he ever mentioned in Rising?
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:01 |
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ChickenHeart posted:Poopy-pants man Johnny turning out to be the most well-adjusted, handsome-est man in the entire series is Hideo's best joke ever and redeems everything else in MGS4. I think MGS4 might be the last appearance of a Johnny in the Metal Gear series as far as I recall
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:04 |
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ChickenHeart posted:Poopy-pants man Johnny turning out to be the most well-adjusted, handsome-est man in the entire series is Hideo's best joke ever and redeems everything else in MGS4. I mean, he does keep sexually assaulting people so I dunno about that.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:05 |
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Gripweed posted:MGS4 is fantastic and features the most romantic moment in any video game. RARITY DON'T WATCH THIS imho it's more romantic in Valkyria Chronicles 4 when the female lead calls the male lead a dingus and then they shake hands
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:05 |
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Larryb posted:I think MGS4 might be the last appearance of a Johnny in the Metal Gear series as far as I recall
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:06 |
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ShallNoiseUpon posted:I'm not going to probate any for it but please don't be inconsiderate and throw out unmarked spoilers for games people are posting about playing through, that's just incredibly rude. Making like 8 posts in a row about it is kind of annoying too tho.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:08 |
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Larryb posted:I think MGS4 might be the last appearance of a Johnny in the Metal Gear series as far as I recall There's a reference to him in MGS V involving a port-a-john
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:13 |
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This and Raiden vs. the Geckos and Vamp are my favourite two scenes in the entire series.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:15 |
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Cardiovorax posted:I always thought it looked like Prague. I think you're on the money. What about the South America portion?
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:15 |
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mario is missing remake. luigi is looking for mario again but, this time, mario is dead and luigi is in denial. help luigi learn to cope with the loss of his brother
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:15 |
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Cardiovorax posted:Yeah, MGS5 is a prequel and Revengeance has enough narrative distance to the events previous to the game that Johnny isn't really a factor. I think there might be a reference to him in Ground Zeroes but I’m not 100% sure on that.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:16 |
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I finally got the new Monster Hunter
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:17 |
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Wamdoodle posted:There's a reference to him in MGS V involving a port-a-john https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsX2gQfyAp8
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:18 |
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My wife likes that movie.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:18 |
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mkvltra posted:I think you're on the money. What about the South America portion?
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:21 |
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homeless snail posted:mario is missing remake. luigi is looking for mario again but, this time, mario is dead and luigi is in denial. help luigi learn to cope with the loss of his brother There was a sprite animation on newgrounds i liked back in the day where mario is killed and luigi gets revenge but then it was actually all a dream and luigi uses his knowledge of mario's impending death to sacrifice himself instead powerful Help Im Alive fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Mar 31, 2021 |
# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:22 |
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Acerbatus posted:I mean, he does keep sexually assaulting people so I dunno about that. Considering that the majority of Metal Gear's adult characters are either traumatized warriors with untreated behavioral issues, sex creeps, or literal serial murderers, Johnny somehow manages to clear the bar while awkwardly-groping a butt before falling over and loudly farting.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:37 |
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Acerbatus posted:Making like 8 posts in a row about it is kind of annoying too tho. i enjoy reading people's impressions of the games they're playing
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:40 |
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Looper posted:i enjoy reading people's impressions of the games they're playing Meanwhile I don't really care and think it would be more polite to condense things into one post instead of making five in a row, so I guess we're at an impasse. ChickenHeart posted:Considering that the majority of Metal Gear's adult characters are either traumatized warriors with untreated behavioral issues, sex creeps, or literal serial murderers, Johnny somehow manages to clear the bar while awkwardly-groping a butt before falling over and loudly farting. I think Snake and Otacon are pretty well adjusted, honestly. Also the support cast of Rising, those guys are great.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:43 |
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Larryb posted:I think MGS4 might be the last appearance of a Johnny in the Metal Gear series as far as I recall there's a reference in Ground Zeroes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kj-d-7XFVw
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:43 |
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the ethos of this site is
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:46 |
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I for one enjoy seeing a big number next to the thread when I open my bookmarks
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:46 |
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congrats to microsoft hololens for its new lease on life, courtesy of the symbiotic relationship between silicon valley and the world's most destructive military
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:46 |
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Acerbatus posted:I think Snake and Otacon are pretty well adjusted, honestly.
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:46 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:49 |
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idk if that's really what it will look like because they appear to have photoshopped a render of the Tactical HoloLens onto troop.jpg
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# ? Mar 31, 2021 21:47 |