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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ratjaculation posted:

I'll have you know I slogged around some very nice hills today



(To justify playing Divinity all day tomorrow)

So you went for a pretty hike and that's cool.

I'm doing the same thing with someone and carrying sticks while I do it, and suddenly it's bad.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I'm an environmentalist and by default lump almost all golf in by association to it's worse elements. It's nothing personal.

But I was mostly prodding you. A nice day with your partner in a field hitting balls (or grass, I shouldn't assume your skill) sounds good.

That said, I like crazy/mini golf, and if full size golf had actual windmills to work around I would reconsider my view.

Ratjaculation fucked around with this message at 21:28 on Apr 3, 2021

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.





BY HIRING US YOU WILL RECEIVE NOT JUST THE STRENGTH OF OUR BODIES BUT THE STRENGTH OF OUR EMOTIONAL BOND AS WELL

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



oh no, i forgot to check the bristle rigidity on these toothbrushes i bought and they're 'soft'

it's a very disappointing experience so far

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
thinking about piling several hot dogs in to my mouth

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Ratjaculation posted:

oh no, i forgot to check the bristle rigidity on these toothbrushes i bought and they're 'soft'

it's a very disappointing experience so far

basically every dentist recommends soft bristle toothbrushes because the other ones are gonna gently caress up your gums and enamel

embrace the softness

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:

thinking about piling several hot dogs in to my mouth

I was imagining something pretty similar

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Aardvark! posted:

thinking about piling several hot dogs in to my mouth

As a train or log cabin style

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I bought some corndogs yesterday :dance:

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I want to drink beer all day and make tinned spaghetti “pizza” on pita breads because I am only pretending to be a grown up

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Shithouse Dave posted:

I want to drink beer all day and make tinned spaghetti “pizza” on pita breads because I am only pretending to be a grown up

It’s ok, most of us are.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Shithouse Dave posted:

I want to drink beer all day and make tinned spaghetti “pizza” on pita breads because I am only pretending to be a grown up

how is putting canned spaghetti onto pita in any way pizza?

I thought I knew you shithouse dave

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Ventral EggSac posted:

As a train or log cabin style

which one uses more ketchup

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:

which one uses more ketchup

if you're doing it right, log cabin style

cuz you got so many dogs piled together you need to use the ketchup as lubricant to get them in your mouth

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Meme Poker Party posted:

Quick google says basically any form of reptile can't get sunburned, as scaly skin blocks UV rays. So the tail should be safe.

:)

Tip posted:

if it's a hot summer day she's dead

https://www.snakesox.com/blog/2019/4/30/when-is-snake-season-a-complete-guide-to-predicting-snake-sightings
Temperatures above 90 degrees Farenheit will cause an snake to overheat and could result in a fever that it can't control. Exposure to temperatures above 95 degrees Farenheit can kill a snake in minutes.

:ohdear:

Edit: Golf is cool and fun, despite it being an incredible waste of space and an ecological disaster

MakaVillian fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Apr 3, 2021

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Big Beef City posted:

So you went for a pretty hike and that's cool.

I'm doing the same thing with someone and carrying sticks while I do it, and suddenly it's bad.

It’s like being on a space treadmill and you’re dragging all these small cakes for a second behind you, but you can’t eat the cakes because you have to stay fit so you just let your kids eat them.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

It’s like being on a space treadmill and you’re dragging all these small cakes for a second behind you, but you can’t eat the cakes because you have to stay fit so you just let your kids eat them.

It's exactly like that.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Ratjaculation posted:

Phone camera zoom sucks but there's an awesome castle on that big hill too

E; here's it better


This mount is a year old. :crossarms:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

Me and the wife are playing the first round of golf for the year in about an hour.
P stoked

Jealous, ngl.

My partner got me a new pitching wedge for Christmas to replace the one I “lost” last time I played and I’m eager to try it out.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


That looks like a nice walk ratty I'm very jealous
I could do with getting away from city life for a bit tbh all this concrete and feral people is so loving awful

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

i made a very good post just as a thread got gassed and ill be fuckin damned if it goes to waste
so im posting it here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

meth man dont post in gbs anymore you annoy me

Who's been making bad posts on my account, Skyler!?
"I..."
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ACCOUNT?!
"I... I gave it to Beneke..."
You gave my SomethingAwful account... to Beneke?

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Here, this showed up in my recommended videos from Youtube one day and I clicked on it wondering what it was. I don't like this video, nor do I find it interesting or amusing in any way. However I am inclined to click on it once in a while when I see it in my list despite it being stupid video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wkBlzxY5us

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea


finally

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Tip posted:

how is putting canned spaghetti onto pita in any way pizza?

I thought I knew you shithouse dave

It isn’t. It’s shameful child garbage for shameful garbage children but also it is food that my mum used to make in my 80s New Zealand childhood so I have an occasional craving for it

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Shithouse Dave posted:

It isn’t. It’s shameful child garbage for shameful garbage children but also it is food that my mum used to make in my 80s New Zealand childhood so I have an occasional craving for it

if you put mozzarella on it I'd accept that it's pizza

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




Nice!

The year of lockdown has pushed.my daily post rate from a proud and cool sub-2, to over 3 and I am.upset. by this.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



but also kids are weird, or conversely parents are weird

no shame in eating some weird poo poo because it's a taste from childhood

I like to make very chewy chicken gizzards

every recipe out there is looking for some way to make them tender like brining them in buttermilk, but when my dad made them they were always chewy and that was part of the appeal

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



this thread has pushed my average posts per day to an amazing 1.04

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Former NZ prime minister Bill English offended a lot of people by making tinned spag “””pizza”””.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...re_iOSApp_Other

I did not put pineapple on mine (because I didn’t have any) but I did thoroughly mozz it

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I'm watching fast five for the first time

this is supposed to be one of the best of these right?

it's ok so far

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



That's like asking which the best pile of poo poo to be thrown at your face

The smallest, shortest one

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Also I'm on a train ama

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Tip posted:

if you put pineapple on it I'd accept that it's pizza

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Ratjaculation posted:

Also I'm on a train ama

Where are you going? Is there a buffet car?

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Shithouse Dave posted:

Where are you going? Is there a buffet car?

Southwest UK

And yeah, but it's very limited and expensive.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Ratjaculation posted:

Southwest UK

And yeah, but it's very limited and expensive.

If there’s a first class section you can usually just wander up and grab all the free biscuits and water you want

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I've never seen any of the fast and the furious movies somehow

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Jakabite posted:

If there’s a first class section you can usually just wander up and grab all the free biscuits and water you want

I turn into proletariat dust, Thanos style, if I cross the vestibule threshold into first class.

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Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I was harsh on the surge 2 earlier itt but now that I've spent more time with it I'm really enjoying it. I was down on it because I got lost in the games equivalent to Blighttown for quite a while, and I still think its a poorly designed area. Outside of that its been smooth sailing. I was also frustrated with the game's lock on system at first but it just took getting used to. I did not play the first one

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