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Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
We made fun of them for having three main events, so now they're featured events.

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




I hate everyone in this match

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I think I'd be okay with Matt winning the TNT belt for a "short" (like one PPV to the next) reign.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

magiccarpet posted:

I hate everyone in this match

I like them all

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I can slap a tomato

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



magiccarpet posted:

I hate everyone in this match

The Sydals are cool.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

MorningMoon posted:

I think I'd be okay with Matt winning the TNT belt for a "short" (like one PPV to the next) reign.

He does really good matches. Guy seems perfect for a tnt champ

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Scorpio "leaving SCU to branch out on my own, immediately forms a tag team" Sky

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Jerusalem posted:

God I love Matt Hardy.

I loved when he pulled off his shirt. I don't know if it's ironic or not, but I remember in the long ago around 2000 when Jeff or Matt would pull off their shirt my girlfriend would squeal. But now he's like 45 and doing it and it's so funny. He does so many heel things so well.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

THAT RUTHLESS MACEDONIAN

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



The Sydals should win and then Page should go away forever and Scorpio can do literally anything else.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
That ruthless Macedonian

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Can't wait for DARK tomorrow to discern what the filming schedule was. No hints of nighttime here, so it was probably all recorded well before 8pm.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

sticklefifer posted:

Scorpio "leaving SCU to branch out on my own, immediately forms a tag team" Sky

He was standing too close to Ethan Page as Tony Khan walked past

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So it's not just me who is thoroughly whelmed by All Ego Ethan Page?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Jerusalem posted:

So it's not just me who is thoroughly whelmed by All Ego Ethan Page?

He's the Sam Worthington of wrestlers.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I haven't seen enough of him to know if I like him yet. He is deceptively strong for his size which is fun.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
this was pretty solid

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Jerusalem posted:

So it's not just me who is thoroughly whelmed by All Ego Ethan Page?

I feel like I'm watching the Sydals without any flips, but instead a small strength buff.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

he hurked mike right the gently caress up for that razor's edge

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I gotta make dinner, I would really appreciate if someone put up Paul and Toney trying to call the Hentai Slider plskthx

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vince MechMahon posted:

He's the Sam Worthington of wrestlers.

Ooof, :rip:

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
oh that was the main event

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
8-man tag should've been the main.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

flatluigi posted:

oh that was the main event

I guess the show was on for like an hour before that John Silver/Paul Wight segment? Oh well, still glad there is a wrestling show on Mondays!

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
Cassidy just owned!

Also, did he always have the Fight Club song as his song??

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

1glitch0 posted:

Cassidy just owned!

Also, did he always have the Fight Club song as his song??

Only got it recently

1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

Testekill posted:

Only got it recently

I'll still take it!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Ten is gonna ragdoll Hardy after he's rude to -1

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Darkthoughts Elevation

Enjoying a daytime presentation, gives it a different look.

1) Hangman Page vs Bill Collier. Chyron: "Doesn't know it's not Wednesday". They're giving Collier the serious look then. Hell of a chop battle to start with. Bill looks drat good in there, hitting some really meaty lefts and rights. Hangman is so effortlessly skillful that he can make anyone look good, but even taking that into account I really enjoy Collier's parts of this match. I wouldn't mind a Page / Collier power guys tag team at some point. Good looking match and these two had really nice chemistry. Tossing a beer to Big Bill was a nice touch.

2) Dean Alexander and Carlie Bravo vs Varsity Blonds. Always love a solid young lions vs slightly older lions match. Garrison and Pillman are nice and dynamic together. There's a couple of points where they're clearly still learning with regards to chemistry and flow, but it all looks pretty good. Bravo and Alexander are obviously brand new but they don't look bad by any means. Not a long match, but a pretty good fun bout.

3) Alex Gracia vs Dr Britt Baker. They've put the bloody face into Britt's intro, which is fun. I love the idea of Baker targeting Gracia because she faced Thunder Rosa last week. This is such an amazing shithouse promo. Not really a match, but a lot of arrogant fun.

4) 10 vs Danny Limelight. This is a fun mismatch. If they're letting Limelight have more matches I'd really like to see him vs Vlan Vngels. Limelight has been in the military AND the Marines! Dany focusing on the strikes, which is good. He's wrestling a smart match which is always good to see. Some delightful selling from Limelight after the pump kick. Theatrical without being absurd. And that triangle sleeper on 10 looked fantastic. Absolutely love the ragdoll full nelson finisher.

5) Big Swole vs Jazmin Allure. Swole. Swole. She's finally getting to the point where her in ring stands alongside her character. At one year on, Allure can definitely work a match. She lets all of Swole's gear look good. Kind of wanted to see her do a bit more for herself, though. She has a couple of breakaway spots but gets caught. Pretty decent back elbow, though. Allure needs to work on making her stuff look dynamic and impactful, take a few of those Dustin Rhodes classes. Swole clearly has as her shots are much better than they used to be. No idea what was happening with that Texas cloverleaf, looked a bit weird.

oh hey, Mike Sydal actually knows how to talk. They both sound like Crispin Glover characters, but that's okay.

6) Michael Nakazawa vs Vary Morales. Nakazawa's QT gimmick still pops me a lot. Fun stuff with the headset. BEAUTIFUL high fly armdrag from Morales, like absolute textbook. Very decent comedy stuff here, Nakazawa as trickster and goof. We get to see some really dynamic fire from Morales here which I like. Lots of excitement, nice floor dive, and gets the small crowd behind him. Fun match.

7) Baron Black vs Lance Archer. If there's anything important you want to say to Baron Black, now's your chance. Jake on commentary, or maybe someone's just rubbing some gravel against a Yeti mic. Solid big man squash. Baron Black is actually really good, but most of what he was doing in this match was showing off his selling.

Jake grumbles for a bit. Lance cuts a decent promo.

8) Ryo Mizunami vs Tesha Price. I tensed for a moment when Toney said that Ryo loves having fun, but that's just residual WWE brain, becuas that actually IS part of Ryo's gimmick. She's having fun beating the absolute piss out of people. Tesha is pretty good in this match, grasping that her role and her objective is to look like she's trying to get the lucky shots and build up momentum, while Ryo can play the trickster monster. Very decent match: not quite at the standard of last week's absolute war with KiLynn King, but a very watchable women's match where Tesha gets a lot.

9) Max Caster vs Colt Cabana. This could be a really fun one. Not a bad rap from Max. I quite like him ending it with just some spoken word insults. This is nice and physical from the start. Colt does comedy so well that people forget he has a really solid core of chain wrestling. Caster is such a gifted lower card heel. He has the mannerisms and style exactly right so everything he does is looking for sneaky lovely advantage. Slight whiff on the drop toehold into the boombox, but the end sequence was perfectly fine.

10) Adam Priest, Ryzin, ROME HAT, and Fuego vs the Hardy Family Office. Tall Paul said "Bad Bunny". Big Butch and Marq Quen kneewalking. This is all amazing. RIP in peace Rome Hat. Rome Hat vs Marq in a hair vs hair battle, book it. Bunny just beating the poo poo out of Rome Hat and laughing is great. Allie is only ever a so-so wrestler but she is such a great character. Fuego NEARLY lands the tornado and does an awesome moonsaultish thing. But then it all breaks down and he gets murdered by Private Party. And then murdered by the Butcher and the Blade. A solid killing here.

I'll take the casino ad over the New York Subway Ratman.

John Silver sitting down with Tall Paul. Pretty good interview that gives you reason to care about Silver.

11) Matt Hardy vs Alan Five Angels. Really glad to see some fire and spice from Angels here. Flurry of good looking chops and kicks before Matt starts shutting him down. Hardy remains in decent shape, and has successfully transitioned his ring style to wily veteran in a way that doesn't stop him doing his more energetic stuff but means he doesn't have to go balls to the wall the whole time. "Angels is going to use the middle rope as a springboard and miss completely". Good stuff. Fun match and I like Hardy's new finisher.

Hardy promo. Decent promo that sets his agenda. Fine. "I didn't sell out, I smartened up" was pretty good.

But... maybe don't cut a promo on a guy for his title when he's got a title match on Wednesday.

12) Sky High Ego vs the Sydals. Sky and Page together actually works for me. They have matching types of cockiness. I also have to say that the Sydals have grown on me. Perfect lower card face team. Some very neat athletic stuff from the Sydals, nice bit of psychology with Mike's knee. Good heeling from Page and Sky with targeted offense. Page's stuff isn't flashy, but he's a very skilful technician doing a great job of dismantling an opponent. The build to the Matt hot tag is very good here. Ethan Page has a Baron Corbin frown-tummy. I do like the Ego's Edge. Enjoyable match that will hopefully let Ego and Page move up to fighting higher profile teams.

Not a bad show, plenty of watchable matches here.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Lamuella posted:

Colt does comedy so well that people forget he has a really solid core of chain wrestling.

honestly they should really give him some time on dark or dynamite to just get on a technical match with someone (like angelico, maybe?). with some prep and enough hype he'd be sure to put on a mat classic

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


flatluigi posted:

honestly they should really give him some time on dark or dynamite to just get on a technical match with someone (like angelico, maybe?). with some prep and enough hype he'd be sure to put on a mat classic

Bravo.

In all seriousness I'd love to see him and someone like Kip Sabian do a World Of Sport match at some point.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Lamuella posted:

No idea what was happening with that Texas cloverleaf, looked a bit weird.
She was doing a Liontamer version and it ruled.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
I'm pretty sure Bill Collier appeared in the crowd shot while he was waiting in the ring during Page's entrance. I didn't think they were doing teleportation gimmicks anymore.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Chinston Wurchill posted:

I'm pretty sure Bill Collier appeared in the crowd shot while he was waiting in the ring during Page's entrance. I didn't think they were doing teleportation gimmicks anymore.

Yup



Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
They're going to reupload the episode with Tony phoning in a line about how Bill's a legendary quickchange artist, or how his twin brother has come to support.

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Mr. Squishy posted:

They're going to reupload the episode with Tony phoning in a line about how Bill's a legendary quickchange artist, or how his twin brother has come to support.

"In the crowd, up and coming prospect Cal Boiler..."

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
someones iphone alarm keeps going off during this

lol at caster going after aubreys hands

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Jerusalem posted:

So it's not just me who is thoroughly whelmed by All Ego Ethan Page?

i dont like him or his vlog

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
so did the second main event get cut which is why they said the upload was delayed

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