|
Technically there's the legal requirement that she beats the speaker of the house to death with the mace first, but yes.
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 08:15
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 3, 2024 05:33 |
|
|
A true test of loyalty to the Crown.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 08:26
|
|
|
gonadic io posted:Technically there's the legal requirement that she beats the speaker of the house to death with the mace first, but yes. be serious it's the lady with the sword who is legally a dead man, forever curs'd to inhabit randos in case cromwell comes back, that she'd need to beat to death with one of the maces which is also, legally, the queen
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 10:01
|
|
|
gonadic io posted:Technically there's the legal requirement that she beats the speaker of the house to death with the mace first, but yes. she's a woman so she gets to select a champion. probably some badass like that Canadian sergeant-at-arms, he's already got a mace.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 10:58
|
|
|
They'll no doubt be successful https://twitter.com/MPFed/status/1382031201733648387?s=19
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 11:42
|
|
|
i say swears online posted:technically can liz dissolve parliament and appoint herself pm She'd appoint a Corgi.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 11:55
|
|
|
LMBO what a oval office (getting a frontpage article on BBC, ofc.) James Dyson says Brexit has given him 'freedom' BBC posted:Brexit has given the UK back its independence and boosted innovation, inventor Sir James Dyson has said.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 11:58
|
|
|
Private Speech posted:LMBO what a oval office (getting a frontpage article on BBC, ofc.) he explicitly said brexit was good for destroying workers rights as that would improve productivity meanwhile https://twitter.com/keewa/status/1382290153939611649?s=20
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 12:13
|
|
|
The Dominic Cummings to our future PM Priti Patel? Would fit her well.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 12:17
|
|
|
extremely forensic here admitting the nonce is advising you and also you know its bad https://twitter.com/lewis_goodall/status/1382290348534284288?s=20
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 12:19
|
|
|
Lmao that can't be real YES mandelson is dodgy as gently caress. YES he's advising me. Any questions? I ask as the prime minister sweats and shakes, fumbling for his papers
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 12:25
|
|
|
Private Speech posted:LMBO what a oval office (getting a frontpage article on BBC, ofc.) Didn't need to brexit to employ workers from all over - look how many call centres are based abroad. I had Egyptian friends in Cairo who were working for Vodafone UK in a call centre there.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 12:28
|
|
|
the sex ghost posted:Lmao that can't be real lol the press are lauding it and his entire performance on twitter. they're all morons and deserve the giant blender i'm campaigning on
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 12:28
|
|
|
Jose posted:extremely forensic here admitting the nonce is advising you and also you know its bad https://twitter.com/dril/status/1223020739168624641
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 12:29
|
|
|
forensic https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1382292251250941954?s=20
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 12:38
|
|
|
the embodiment of cringe
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 12:50
|
|
|
K9 posted:how is this guy real? the uk exists to remind the rest of the world how goddamn rotten nobles are at running a country and why the french were right to have a reign of terror
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 12:56
|
|
|
Fairly sure there's no Sir Mickey Take (only fairly sure b/c, you know). It's right on the edge of Poe's law tbf.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 13:06
|
|
|
Yeah I just assumed that was a real person.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 13:22
|
|
|
Dorset East is also not a real constituency
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 13:26
|
|
|
Jose posted:he explicitly said brexit was good for destroying workers rights as that would improve productivity the Lead Commissioner is the govt officer in charge of transmuting base metals
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 13:43
|
|
|
thankfully because racism doesn't exist in the uk there's no problem with putting a self-avowed nazi in charge of the commission for harassing muslims.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 19:09
|
|
|
Muslims aren't a race yer onner we figured this one out immediately
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 19:25
|
|
|
Relevant Tangent posted:the uk exists to remind the rest of the world how goddamn rotten nobles are at running a country and why the french were right to have a reign of terror When somebody says the British need to keep the monarchy for tourism reasons, remember that Marie Antoinette draws more tourist dollars than QE2 and the French haven't paid her in over 200 years.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 19:54
|
|
|
Private Speech posted:LMBO what a oval office (getting a frontpage article on BBC, ofc.) the freedom to make whatever trade deal we want now if other countries were actually willing to make trade deals with us
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 19:57
|
|
|
The land of no institutional racism: Employers ignore you if they can't pronounce your surname Wait I forgot talking about this is the real racism, soz.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 20:27
|
|
|
Tulip posted:When somebody says the British need to keep the monarchy for tourism reasons, remember that Marie Antoinette draws more tourist dollars than QE2 and the French haven't paid her in over 200 years.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 20:54
|
|
|
http://twitter.com/planetjedward/status/1382386705869766656
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 20:56
|
|
|
there is no loving way someone visits the UK just to visit some active royal palaces lmao shut the gently caress up shut the gently caress up
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 20:57
|
|
|
Pryor on Fire posted:there is no loving way someone visits the UK just to visit some active royal palaces lmao shut the gently caress up the changing of a guard is neat. also I got fish and chips wrapped in a newspaper 
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 21:48
|
|
|
i say swears online posted:the changing of a guard is neat. also I got fish and chips wrapped in a newspaper lol @ americans
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 21:51
|
|
|
Pryor on Fire posted:there is no loving way someone visits the UK just to visit some active royal palaces lmao shut the gently caress up Thry come for th Salisbury cathedral. It has a quite famous spire or so I'm told.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 21:58
|
|
|
People do visit the UK for the Royals. I lived at uni with a bunch of Japanese and Chinese people who loved it all and insisted we visited every place. No idea why, I just wanted to watch the drama at the troc.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 22:09
|
|
|
yeah it's great you can stand outside Buckingham palace and imagine what it would look like inside if you were having sex with her majesty look at what happened to tourism in France Italy Germany Greece China etc after they got rid of their monarchies, nobody goes there anymore and Versailles Charlottenburg the hermitage the forbidden palace etc are empty shells e: in fairness countries like that have some other advantages like nice food, nice weather, nice beaches, attractive and interesting people and so on XMNN has issued a correction as of 22:47 on Apr 14, 2021 |
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 22:44
|
|
|
there’s a whole “grand tour” of britain which starts in london (queen) and goes up to the lake district (rabbits) and then probably edinburg (more queen)
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 22:47
|
|
|
and this is the spot where he first jabbed his cousin in the knickers what a tour
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 22:50
|
|
|
oliwan posted:lol @ americans I want one of their big hats okay
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 23:21
|
|
|
im going to go to the UK to eat mashed peas, see that building that looks like a glass penis, then drink so much tennents that i piss myself and pass out in the parking lot of a tesco
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 23:44
|
|
|
You'll need to travel a bit, they don't like mushy peas in the south. Clowns.
|
|
#
?
Apr 14, 2021 23:48
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 3, 2024 05:33 |
|
|
i say swears online posted:the changing of a guard is neat. also I got fish and chips wrapped in a newspaper Did the racism it was wrapped in add or subtract from the flavour?
|
|
#
?
Apr 15, 2021 00:02
|
|
