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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Big Queefy posted:

A straight up banger.

You're going to need a new avatar.

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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
"Hey John we need you to terminate some contracts today"

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

Edward Mass posted:

You're going to need a new avatar.

drat

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?
Is the annual purge day an official part of wrestlemania season now?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Lol UUDD *just* drafted and they're going to have to remove people already.

Wonder if this is starting to add up for Creed.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Just start a new fed on Twitch, it'd probably get more views than Impact.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
WWE makes record profits due to their deals and they cut more people during a pandemic.

gently caress the WWE, this is why I stopped watching and giving a poo poo about them.

They clearly don't give a poo poo about the people that work for them.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

"Hey John we need you to terminate some contracts today"



He does loving love it.

SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST
Last I heard Joe can't get cleared. If AEW is going to pick up anyone, I say grab Kalisto. He was always way better than what WWE had to offer. He'd do great. If Joe is on one of those "We're not clearing Daniel Bryan" memes, him too. Strictly for what he can offer to other talent though, Joe's body is broken down and I honestly could never get into his WWE run. Just feels like his prime has passed.

Fan wank aside, gently caress WWE for this among the many other things.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


JUNGLE BOY posted:

Does anyone know about their visa status? It’s so much worse to gently caress with someone’s entire livelihood like that when they’ve sacrificed and probably haven’t been home the entire pandemic

No clue if they're in the same situation, but the last time this happened with a talent was exactly a year ago when they fired Cezar Bononi from NXT, an he was stuck in the country without a visa and his wife informed him the day before that she was pregnant. Can't imagine what would have happened if AEW hadn't picked him up soon after

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It just sees like within the WWE formula you're almost certainly hosed if you become part of a comedy tag team or just a comedy solo act. Its the type cast that no one can ever seem to break out of in WWE, AEW seems much better at dealing with those sort of characters while also keep them legitimate in the ring.

With the WWE it always felt like it was only a matter of time with The Iconics.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



SonicRulez posted:

Last I heard Joe can't get cleared. If AEW is going to pick up anyone, I say grab Kalisto. He was always way better than what WWE had to offer. He'd do great. If Joe is on one of those "We're not clearing Daniel Bryan" memes, him too. Strictly for what he can offer to other talent though, Joe's body is broken down and I honestly could never get into his WWE run. Just feels like his prime has passed.

Fan wank aside, gently caress WWE for this among the many other things.

Joe doesn't even have to wrestle. He's great on commentary and he could absolutely get a Taz-like role leading a team of big bruisers around.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Dango Bango posted:

Lol UUDD *just* drafted and they're going to have to remove people already.

Wonder if this is starting to add up for Creed.

Creed isn't going anywhere G4 and WWE are tied up by NBC now even more so with Peacock taking over the streaming end. He's probably there for life now.

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



SonicRulez posted:

Last I heard Joe can't get cleared. If AEW is going to pick up anyone, I say grab Kalisto. He was always way better than what WWE had to offer. He'd do great. If Joe is on one of those "We're not clearing Daniel Bryan" memes, him too. Strictly for what he can offer to other talent though, Joe's body is broken down and I honestly could never get into his WWE run. Just feels like his prime has passed.

Fan wank aside, gently caress WWE for this among the many other things.

Weren’t both Edge and Bryan cases where only WWEs doctors wouldn’t clear them but every other specialist they saw said they were fine? I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the same case.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Le Saboteur posted:

It just sees like within the WWE formula you're almost certainly hosed if you become part of a comedy tag team or just a comedy solo act. Its the type cast that no one can ever seem to break out of in WWE, AEW seems much better at dealing with those sort of characters while also keep them legitimate in the ring.

With the WWE it always felt like it was only a matter of time with The Iconics.

The New Day are like, the one exception to this, right?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Vandar posted:

Joe doesn't even have to wrestle. He's great on commentary and he could absolutely get a Taz-like role leading a team of big bruisers around.

God, everyone who's turned down Team Taz ends up joining Team Joe

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

please free gable as a treat

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Le Saboteur posted:

It just sees like within the WWE formula you're almost certainly hosed if you become part of a comedy tag team or just a comedy solo act. Its the type cast that no one can ever seem to break out of in WWE, AEW seems much better at dealing with those sort of characters while also keep them legitimate in the ring.

With the WWE it always felt like it was only a matter of time with The Iconics.

Dave just said on the latest WOR (talking about Gargano) never let them know you can do comedy. They will never have you stop and crank it to 100

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
people who've actually been watching wwe regularly: after the women's tag belts got introduced with sasha/bayley and they dropped them immediately to the iiconics, did the belts ever end up on a named tag team or has it just all been two random women thrown together

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Jiro posted:

Creed isn't going anywhere G4 and WWE are tied up by NBC now even more so with Peacock taking over the streaming end. He's probably there for life now.

https://twitter.com/AustinCreedWins/status/1382769601990299649?s=20

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

flatluigi posted:

people who've actually been watching wwe regularly: after the women's tag belts got introduced with sasha/bayley and they dropped them immediately to the iiconics, did the belts ever end up on a named tag team or has it just all been two random women thrown together

They were on BlissCross for a while, I think?

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
Jesus loving christ ... Joe and the Iconics? Sometimes I wonder if Vince has actually thrown away more money than he's actually made.

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

flatluigi posted:

people who've actually been watching wwe regularly: after the women's tag belts got introduced with sasha/bayley and they dropped them immediately to the iiconics, did the belts ever end up on a named tag team or has it just all been two random women thrown together

Kabuki Warriors

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

flatluigi posted:

people who've actually been watching wwe regularly: after the women's tag belts got introduced with sasha/bayley and they dropped them immediately to the iiconics, did the belts ever end up on a named tag team or has it just all been two random women thrown together

The Kabuki Warriors count, I guess.

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel
MY BEAUTIFUL KANGAROOS ARE FINALLY FREE

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Sorry you all got cut but we had to pay Logan Paul millions of dollars

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Dacap posted:

Weren’t both Edge and Bryan cases where only WWEs doctors wouldn’t clear them but every other specialist they saw said they were fine? I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s the same case.

And Christian

Christian said on Renee's podcast IIRC when they wouldn't even let him get cleared for contact more intense than a nutshot in that Orton fight, he went to doctors after because he was pissed and thought he wasn't that fragile anymore, and they cleared him but WWE still wouldn't until the Rumble when they wanted him to stay long-term/not go elsewhere

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


"anyway, who wants pancakes??"

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Pylons posted:

They were on BlissCross for a while, I think?

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

Kabuki Warriors twice

idk if either of those feel like A Tag Team but point taken

still pretty sure kabuki warriors only got a name because they were both asian

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
Put Joe in AEW Dark regular. That booth will be legendary.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
lmao anyone who gives this company a single cent

is the pedophile dream still on nxt?

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/tuckerwwe/status/1382767914747531265?s=20

ya don't say

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Hi Todd, I’m Tucker

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



https://twitter.com/samoajoe/status/1382772013983485952?s=21

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Do it ironically posted:

lmao anyone who gives this company a single cent

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan


Well you see, I was in this tag team with this fat guy who could do the worm. They split us up because he could do the worm and, well, here we are.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Free Nakamura and Tommy End. Make me happy for once you vile, wretched people.

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013

At this point I’m surprised Nakamura hasn’t been released.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I want to hear Tucker's story.

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Oh Snapple!
Dec 27, 2005

MJeff posted:

Free Nakamura and Tommy End. Make me happy for once you vile, wretched people.

free nakamura from...retirement?

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