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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

John Lee posted:

jeez what is this futuretech
A Power Rangers Ninja Storm Hurricane Command Megazord

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Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

SatansOnion posted:

all but the firehouse would be insultingly cheap and nasty even as the toy included in a fast food kids’ meal (and hell, that firehouse doesn’t look that much sturdier than the kind you were supposed to “make” with the cardboard happy meal box)

asking for roughly $35-60 for Egon Potter and the Hostility to Effort At Every Step of Making This Worthless Plastic Trash zooms right past “insulting” and into “genuinely goddamn baffling, they’re poo poo even as shelf candy and if you expect a kid to ‘play’ with these for more than a handful of seconds then I pity you and your inability to feel or give joy”

Hate to break it to you, but these aren't for kids.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
They are porcelain.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


I looked at the room full of Lladros, Ray.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

evobatman posted:

They are porcelain.

I don't give a rats arse what they're made of, I'm not paying 28 bucks for this bastard thing.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Nostradingus posted:

Hate to break it to you, but these aren't for kids.

That's the truth. If you ever see a stupid-expensive toy, of questionable taste or not, it's probably aimed at a 30/40-something computer toucher who can afford it.

And related to that -- but not a knockoff -- is this unironically amazing thing which I've posted in a couple of places already:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0SEYM9jHVg

It's $700 so again, not meant for kids. But I am looking forward to the inevitable knockoff which transforms transmorphs from a truck into... a truck with an extended trailer.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I feel that badly-painted porcelain is somehow much worse than badly-painted plastic.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!
Badly painted porcelain is more environmentally sound, at least?

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Melman v2
Instead of precious moments porcelain figures the old people of the future will have porcelain figures of 80s movie characters and comic book characters that their grandkids will not recognize and make fun of them for

Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.

The United States posted:

Instead of precious moments porcelain figures the old people of the future will have porcelain figures of 80s movie characters and comic book characters that their grandkids will not recognize and make fun of them for

I got my doubts the market for these has kids.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The United States posted:

Instead of precious moments porcelain figures the old people of the future will have porcelain figures of 80s movie characters and comic book characters that their grandkids will not recognize and make fun of them for

Pop culture is old enough that old people can have figures of Mickey Mouse and the Moomins that they inherited from people who would be even older were it not for the fact that they're dead as you can't really inherit a live person.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Fantastic Foreskin posted:

I got my doubts the market for these has kids.

They do. Just look for all the the little Narutos and Padmes.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Nostradingus posted:

Hate to break it to you, but these aren't for kids.

well, yeah, and I’m saying they’re not even very good at being nerdy shelf litter, on account of their sloppy blobby :effort: look. they’re for no one. exquisitely worthless

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Pop culture is old enough that old people can have figures of Mickey Mouse and the Moomins that they inherited from people who would be even older were it not for the fact that they're dead as you can't really inherit a live person.

There was a war about it, even.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

That's really neat. I would be super disappointed if I paid $700 for it though.

I cannot watch the entire video. It's gross like a mukbang; the person in the video is like, gasping for air and flipping out over a completely normal item they purchased. I wish I had been that excited about any toy ever as a kid.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Trabant posted:

That's the truth. If you ever see a stupid-expensive toy, of questionable taste or not, it's probably aimed at a 30/40-something computer toucher who can afford it.

And related to that -- but not a knockoff -- is this unironically amazing thing which I've posted in a couple of places already:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0SEYM9jHVg

It's $700 so again, not meant for kids. But I am looking forward to the inevitable knockoff which transforms transmorphs from a truck into... a truck with an extended trailer.

You really should have posted this version instead, but yeah, amazing robutt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmlQSegO5pM

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
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WITCHCRAFT posted:

That's really neat. I would be super disappointed if I paid $700 for it though.

I cannot watch the entire video. It's gross like a mukbang; the person in the video is like, gasping for air and flipping out over a completely normal item they purchased. I wish I had been that excited about any toy ever as a kid.

The expression on her kid's face is priceless though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0SEYM9jHVg&t=322s

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Lodin posted:

You really should have posted this version instead, but yeah, amazing robutt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmlQSegO5pM

Man I want that soo bad.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




3D Megadoodoo posted:

Pop culture is old enough that old people can have figures of Mickey Mouse and the Moomins that they inherited from people who would be even older were it not for the fact that they're dead as you can't really inherit a live person.

Moomin mugs are gonna be considered genuine heirlooms considered that some of them can be worth thousands of dollars.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
"Keep your hands off my Darth Vader hummels, they're worth a fortune"


Some goon probably

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I have a friend who likes Ghostbusters and Christmas so I tried to get them the Stay Puft marshmallow man tree ornament that Hallmark put out in 2012 but the average price online comes out to about $100 Australian (including postage). The 2019 Hallmark Peter Venkman ornament is going for about $50. I'll pass on those.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Marcade posted:

There was a war about it, even.

The Moomin-Mouse conflict is seen by most historians as just a part of the Hyperwar but sure.

Alhazred posted:

Moomin mugs are gonna be considered genuine heirlooms considered that some of them can be worth thousands of dollars.

It's generally the 50s cups that are going for thousands, not the modern mugs.



Anyway it's a bubble.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Lodin posted:

I don't give a rats arse what they're made of, I'm not paying 28 bucks for this bastard thing.


I would pay 28 USD for Joker Five Aces Jokers

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



The United States posted:

Instead of precious moments porcelain figures the old people of the future will have porcelain figures of 80s movie characters and comic book characters that their grandkids will not recognize and make fun of them for

Hey, I can fully justify why I have some funko pops (the ones I have were before funkopops were made for literally everything, and how often do you see merchandise for Who Framed Roger Rabbit? That movie was awesome, but rarely acknowledged by anyone involved in it)

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

3D Megadoodoo posted:

The Moomin-Mouse conflict is seen by most historians as just a part of the Hyperwar but sure.


It's generally the 50s cups that are going for thousands, not the modern mugs.



Anyway it's a bubble.
Is this some sort of dildo-horned lamia?

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
You utter uncultured swine!

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Lodin posted:

You really should have posted this version instead, but yeah, amazing robutt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmlQSegO5pM

"Hey Optimus Prime, CONVERT!"

"Remember when you had to convert your toys yourself?"

Converters, more than meets the eye!
:goonsay:

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Wifi Toilet posted:

"Hey Optimus Prime, CONVERT!"

"Remember when you had to convert your toys yourself?"

Converters, more than meets the eye!
:goonsay:
This came up in the Transformers thread, apparently official media can't describe Transformers as "transforming" anymore, because "transform" is too generic a term to trademark so using transform as an adjective weakens the trademark on Transformers. Like the way Adobe can't endorse Photoshopping a picture and Band-Aid always has to specify "Band-Aid Brand Medical Adhesives". It's dumb, but that's our trademark system.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Yeah, and Hasbro could use "transform" as a verb back in the 80s and 90s because no-one at the time cared enough to aggressively pursue the brand. Plus, it being the heyday for action figure toylines, I imagine that if they had lost Transformers as a brand they would have just shrugged and moved on and raked in piles of cocaine money selling some other dumb thing.

Now they've got nearly 40 years of brand equity and it's still selling okay in a market that's largely converted (heh) to video games, etc., so they've got more to lose.

It's asinine, but capitalism (and trademark law) makes asses of us all.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

If they lost the Transformers trademark in the 1980s, I can almost guarantee Hasbro will rebrand the line as "GI Joe Metamorphers" or something.

It's not like they haven't done something similar. Animorph toys were sold as a subline of Beast Wars despite the fiction not being connected in anyway.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Whatever happened to Go-Bots, anyway?

...they said, refusing to google it.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dareon posted:

Whatever happened to Go-Bots, anyway?

They went.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Dareon posted:

Whatever happened to Go-Bots, anyway?

...they said, refusing to google it.

Hasbro own them now. They occasionally show up as Transformers characters. Usually as toys, but the most recent Transformers cartoon on Netflix (Earthrise) has Bugbite in it.

Hasbro can use their name and characters, but not their toy designs as anything beyond homages because Bandai owns those. A few years ago Bandai made updated versions under their Machine Robo line.

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.

Dareon posted:

Whatever happened to Go-Bots, anyway?

...they said, refusing to google it.

They did a absolutely bonkers comic a few years back.

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

The MSJ posted:

Hasbro own them now. They occasionally show up as Transformers characters. Usually as toys, but the most recent Transformers cartoon on Netflix (Earthrise) has Bugbite in it.

Hasbro can use their name and characters, but not their toy designs as anything beyond homages because Bandai owns those. A few years ago Bandai made updated versions under their Machine Robo line.

Don't forget that they often show up in the comics when they need a bot to be killed.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lodin posted:

Don't forget that they often show up in the comics when they need a bot to be killed.



Don't worry, they backed up his kokoro spark or whatever it's called onto a ZX MicrodriveTM

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
You fool! You utter buffoon! Everyone knows Go-Bots don't have sparks. They're cyborgs and not robutts.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Don't worry, they backed up his kokoro spark or whatever it's called onto a ZX MicrodriveTM

you fool, you need 1.2 MB to store the entire soul of a transformer

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Pastry of the Year posted:

you fool, you need 1.2 MB to store the entire soul of a transformer



That idiot thought he could "back up" someone by writing their name on a card lmao.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Pastry of the Year posted:

you fool, you need 1.2 MB to store the entire soul of a transformer



The allspark is a blockchain and transformer minds are part of it, so you don't need the whole mind on the floppy, just the key

Non Fungible Transformers

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