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FLIPADELPHIA
Apr 27, 2007

Heavy Shit
Grimey Drawer
Freeper tears are the best topping on this. It makes me so happy to know these people are dying off in such a state of pure misery and hopelessness.

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Finnankainen
Oct 14, 2012
Vanity: CEO of My Employer Felt it Necessary To Send Out Company Wide Email In Reaction to George Floyd Verdict

the OP posted:

Anther morning logging into work, and another Woke message from my employer. Our Woke CEO has decided he needed to comment on the George Floyd verdict.

Some highlights:

While yesterday's verdict provides hope for healing, it clearly doesn't right all wrongs - especially as tragic deaths continue. We have so much work ahead of us to achieve equal justice and social equity in out country.

I want to reassure that [Company] will continue to do its part. We're working diligently to advance diversity, equity, and inclusion inside our company and within our reach. ......................................................

As we've said before, there's no place for hatred and racism at [Company] and we're committed to advancing equity, respect, safety and justice.

At least two freepers claim to be suing over milquetoast statements like this

quote:

To: C19fan
“According, to the likes of Kendi this is conclusive proof my employer is a racist company.”

And that is the key to all this. We are constantly lectured that there is systemic racism. I am an average, old, white guy. If I am racist, it affects virtually no one but me. I don’t hire, I don’t fire, I don’t control any systems. The people lecturing us endlessly? They are the ones that control the systems and are responsible for whatever systemic racism exists.

By the way, if I want to be racist, I am allowed. It’s not illegal, so they can all stuff it.


5 posted on 4/21/2021, 6:30:57 AM by brownsfan (Term limits! Without term limits, we are doomed.)
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quote:

To: C19fan; Melian; stylin19a; numberonepal
If you are a Christian, conservative, white, male you are now working in a hostile environment (regardless of your work location).

Totaling the several “statements” put out over the last year, this amounts to ideological harassment.

Lawyer up.
I am.


7 posted on 4/21/2021, 6:32:44 AM by Cletus.D.Yokel (Patriots, stop looking at the politicians as enemies. Look at the complicit Legacy Media.)
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quote:

To: cgbg
You is the New Jew.


15 posted on 4/21/2021, 6:44:27 AM by Aevery_Freeman (The Mob rises; the Monarchy trembles; the blade sings its lone song...)
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quote:

To: Cletus.D.Yokel
In all seriousness, got any recommendations for good lawyers?

I also got one of these emails. from one of the Presidents of the company I work for. However, I’d need a pretty powerful law firm on my side, as this company has SERIOUSLY dangerous attorneys.


25 posted on 4/21/2021, 7:12:01 AM by Little Pig
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quote:

To: Little Pig
Start: Notify a large, local law firm that has engaged with (against) your company before on employment law and hostile workplace actions. They may have taken on sexual harassment cases but, in the end, a hostile workplace can take many forms (by regulatory definition).
Search the internet for “harassment actions against [your employer]”.
They will contact you if they are interested.
Disclosure, I am currently taking this step and have no specifics to give you.

I will also contact ACLJ for recommendations.


30 posted on 4/21/2021, 7:24:00 AM by Cletus.D.Yokel (Patriots, stop looking at the politicians as enemies. Look at the complicit Legacy Media.)
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quote:

To: Cletus.D.Yokel
I am thinking class action lawsuit is the way to go—the company has created a hostile work environment (requiring ideological conformity) for _all_ employees.


34 posted on 4/21/2021, 7:31:26 AM by cgbg (A kleptocracy--if they can keep it. Think of it as the Cantillon Effect in action.)
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America's Streets Are Spared, But Was Justice Done in the Chauvin Trial?
Time for the false flags to get trotted out

quote:

To: Kaslin
Looking for opinions, does kneehold Chauvin look like courtroom Chauvin?


2 posted on 4/21/2021, 5:34:19 AM by C210N (You can trust government or you can understand history. But you CANNOT do both.)
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quote:

To: Kaslin
Justice was served the day Floyd died.


15 posted on 4/21/2021, 5:49:41 AM by caww ( lawlessness will be increased, the love of many will grow cold. Matt:24:12)
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quote:

To: Kaslin
What kind of name is Chauvin?
Sounds like the name you would give to a Crisis Actor, if you were casting him out of a Charles Dickens novel.

From dictionary.com:

chauvinist [ shoh-vuh-nist ]

noun

a person who is aggressively and blindly patriotic, especially one devoted to military glory.

a person who believes one gender is superior to the other, as a male chauvinist or a female chauvinist.

19 posted on 4/21/2021, 5:58:16 AM by C210N (You can trust government or you can understand history. But you CANNOT do both.)
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To: All
Of course he’s innocent, a knee on someone’s neck wouldn’t kill them.


25 posted on 4/21/2021, 6:06:12 AM by escapefromboston (Free Assange )
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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy
My company has done that and has had a series of pretty good speakers doing virtual lectures. I’m mostly just happy about it because it’s definitely making the dude in another department I overheard complaining about Miles morales “why do they have to make spider-man black? Can’t they just make a new black super hero?” Absolutely furious

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Freep: if I want to be racist, I am allowed. It’s not illegal

FLIPADELPHIA
Apr 27, 2007

Heavy Shit
Grimey Drawer
"if" lol

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

quote:

Looking for opinions, does kneehold Chauvin look like courtroom Chauvin?

Uh... yes?

also lol at the word "kneelhold" I'm not stepping directly onto your windpipe with my boot I'm merely footholding you!

mercenarynuker
Sep 10, 2008

I gonna need escapefromboston to lay down so someone can put their knee on his neck for nine and a half minutes

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
My company did that, but our CEO is a black woman who has been consistently sending company-wide updates on the news.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Captain Monkey posted:

My company did that, but our CEO is a black woman who has been consistently sending company-wide updates on the news.
i already know facebook's opinion so i don't even need to hear from my boss

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

Keyser_Soze posted:

don't cops in Europe have some big rear end nets they can fire at a "perp" (if said "perp" is being obnoxious) so they can wrangle them easier? We need those here, oh wait that's not PUNISHER! enough for our cops.

No, they don’t. Patrol cops have basically same equipment as the US, besides that lots of european countries don’t give tazers. They often have MP5s or other SMG’s in the car.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

i like how mad chuds are at corperations over poo poo like this. corporations are realizing that if you say and do socially progresive poo poo and do divirsity and expand markets to not just old chud boom booms, they make more money and are able to get lots of good will without having to put much effort it. and that poo poo just enrages a bunch of old fucks.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i like how mad chuds are at corperations over poo poo like this. corporations are realizing that if you say and do socially progresive poo poo and do divirsity and expand markets to not just old chud boom booms, they make more money and are able to get lots of good will without having to put much effort it. and that poo poo just enrages a bunch of old fucks.
They were all about The Invisible Hand Of The Free Marketplace Of Ideas when they were the dominant force in the consumer economy. Now that they've been displaced as the #1 most important marketing demographic by millenials, suddenly they have reservations.

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug

Vahakyla posted:

No, they don’t. Patrol cops have basically same equipment as the US, besides that lots of european countries don’t give tazers. They often have MP5s or other SMG’s in the car.

I thought I saw it on some BBC/Sky news show a few years ago or something but I guess not. It looks like the Swiss use them to shoot at drones.
https://www.thelocal.ch/20180208/swiss-firm-develops-anti-drone-net-gun-weapon-droptec/


I remember these types of articles going around 5-6 years ago for the US, all the tests must have all been shut down because nets aren't cool.

quote:

The net gun will likely be used if someone is uncooperative and carrying a club or another weapon and possibly if someone has a knife

https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw/2014/04/net_gun_will_tangle_saginaw_co.html

https://www.net-gun.com/

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
The future of policing!

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Keyser_Soze posted:

I thought I saw it on some BBC/Sky news show a few years ago or something but I guess not. It looks like the Swiss use them to shoot at drones.
https://www.thelocal.ch/20180208/swiss-firm-develops-anti-drone-net-gun-weapon-droptec/


I remember these types of articles going around 5-6 years ago for the US, all the tests must have all been shut down because nets aren't cool.


TBH probably less uncool than being shot with a gun for being brown or having someone kneel on your neck.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
I just found a bespoke crazy person post on Facebook from an old white guy I used to work with at Dell. He was one of the nicest people there and survived a lot of bouts with cancer. I knew he was extremely religious, but I guess I learned something new about him today -

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Captain Log posted:

I just found a bespoke crazy person post on Facebook from an old white guy I used to work with at Dell. He was one of the nicest people there and survived a lot of bouts with cancer. I knew he was extremely religious, but I guess I learned something new about him today -



I guess this guy was too mad about the Democrats to realize that this cookie was basically a circular protein bar and that's why it's expensive.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Yea I get those all the time because they're low carb (depending on the variety) and great for during or after work. You don't really eat them for the taste.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
Also that seeing an expensive product in a store has jack and poo poo to do with any of those things his text mentions

Goddamn Lucky Ducky and his food stamps!!

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Mantis42 posted:

Yea I get those all the time because they're low carb (depending on the variety) and great for during or after work. You don't really eat them for the taste.

I haven't eaten that specific cookie, but Quest is known for making protein bars that actually taste pretty good while still being actually high protein/low carb. Which is partially why their stuff is expensive.

Jagged Jim
Sep 26, 2013

I... I can only look though the window...

Captain Log posted:

I just found a bespoke crazy person post on Facebook from an old white guy I used to work with at Dell. He was one of the nicest people there and survived a lot of bouts with cancer. I knew he was extremely religious, but I guess I learned something new about him today -



"So you're saying we should raise wages so everyone can afford the lovely expensive cookie without having to resort to foodstamps?"

"No."

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb

Jagged Jim posted:

"So you're saying we should raise wages so everyone can afford the lovely expensive cookie without having to resort to foodstamps?"

"No."

"ILLEGALS!!!"

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Captain Log posted:

I just found a bespoke crazy person post on Facebook from an old white guy I used to work with at Dell. He was one of the nicest people there and survived a lot of bouts with cancer. I knew he was extremely religious, but I guess I learned something new about him today -



We need some kinda combination of :argh: and :downs:.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Those of us who didn't vote for Trump also got what we didn't ask for

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Skulk Hogan posted:

We need some kinda combination of :argh: and :downs:.

:freep:?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

...I just... did he really imagine that the price of cookies skyrocketed in the last 3 and a half months because of Biden? What the hell does he imagine Biden did to make this price go up? What did he think a single cookie cost under Trump? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Skulk Hogan posted:

We need some kinda combination of :argh: and :downs:.

:arghfist: is it's own smiley so :arghfist::downs:

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Sanguinia posted:

...I just... did he really imagine that the price of cookies skyrocketed in the last 3 and a half months because of Biden? What the hell does he imagine Biden did to make this price go up? What did he think a single cookie cost under Trump? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!

On election night Biden travelled to the southern border, opened up the gate where The Caravan™ had been waiting, and shouted "Welcome, my illegal friends! Enter and take all the cookies you can find and remember to vote Democrat!" Demand went way up and supply stayed the same ergo cookies are now more precious than gold.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
drat, I didn't know Lowtax was an illegal immigrant

JonathonSpectre
Jul 23, 2003

I replaced the Shermatar and text with this because I don't wanna see racial slurs every time you post what the fuck

Soiled Meat
Imagine being such a thin-skinned loving weakling you make a post about a loving gas station cookie and link the future of America to it.

Hey... yesterday at Taco Town I asked for three hot sauces and I only got two. I know what you might say, "an oversight" or "maybe they meant to put three." That's because you're a SHEEPLE, the actual truth that we all know is that this is the fault of Biden and his Politburo! I fully expect next week to only get one hot sauce as Taco Town is slowly destroyed by a python called Fascist Socialist Communism. Also Islam.

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
lol is there a cookie word filter for guns and ammo now?

Edit: Oh it's an actual post about cookies, haha.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

JonathonSpectre posted:

Imagine being such a thin-skinned loving weakling you make a post about a loving gas station cookie and link the future of America to it.

Just imagine being so unaware of the world around you and so easily led into being mad about what you're told to be mad about.

Chocolate chip protein bar cookies were two or three bucks on January 19th too, he doesn't even know what things cost but he's sure it's Joe Biden's fault somehow.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Sanguinia posted:

...I just... did he really imagine that the price of cookies skyrocketed in the last 3 and a half months because of Biden? What the hell does he imagine Biden did to make this price go up? What did he think a single cookie cost under Trump? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!

That picture of Obama with two levers labeled ‘economy’ and ‘gas prices’ except one now says ‘cookies’

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

VitalSigns posted:

Just imagine being so unaware of the world around you and so easily led into being mad about what you're told to be mad about.

Chocolate chip protein bar cookies were two or three bucks on January 19th too, he doesn't even know what things cost but he's sure it's Joe Biden's fault somehow.

Joe Biden who is sleepy and inept and can't do anything but simultaneously might as well be a Godzilla-sized cookie monster, just eating cookies and spewing gaffes.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Captain Log posted:

I just found a bespoke crazy person post on Facebook from an old white guy I used to work with at Dell. He was one of the nicest people there and survived a lot of bouts with cancer. I knew he was extremely religious, but I guess I learned something new about him today -



bitch the Hydrox is right there

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
Even better, I learned this guy is a pastor at a church.

He has people on Facebook asking him to talk about gas. Apparently, he is TOO ANGRY to even talk about gas prices.

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.
Ma'Khia Bryant argued about housekeeping before fatal police shooting, foster parent says

quote:

To: CheshireTheCat
Blacks attack other blacks

when a cop saves one from murder from the other black

blacks use the opportunity to racebait, yet again


4 posted on 4/22/2021, 7:43:36 PM by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
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quote:

To: Secret Agent Man
That’s it, exactly.


5 posted on 4/22/2021, 7:45:29 PM by bimboeruption (Trump = The best President since Washington. )
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quote:

To: CheshireTheCat
Ma'Khia Bryant argued about housekeeping before fatal police shooting

No wonder she chose to bleed on the sidewalk!

10 posted on 4/22/2021, 7:53:20 PM by Navy Patriot (Celebrate Decivilization)
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quote:

To: CheshireTheCat
What is WRONG with a deranged culture that an argument over housekeeping culminates in a knife fight to the death?


20 posted on 4/22/2021, 8:04:24 PM by fwdude (Pass up too many hills to die on, and you will eventually fall off the edge of the world.)
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quote:

To: CheshireTheCat
We’ll have to wait for Res. Biden to determine if the girl in pink is really black.


21 posted on 4/22/2021, 8:08:00 PM by Dalberg-Acton
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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.
[/quote]

jesus gently caress. freepers are loving ghouls.

FLIPADELPHIA
Apr 27, 2007

Heavy Shit
Grimey Drawer
The one true consolation I have wrt Freepers is that they are old and dying. Sure there are a few gen Xers in the bunch but within a decade most will be dead. I am thankful so many of them lived to see Trump lose though.

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Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

FLIPADELPHIA posted:

The one true consolation I have wrt Freepers is that they are old and dying. Sure there are a few gen Xers in the bunch but within a decade most will be dead. I am thankful so many of them lived to see Trump lose though.

I don’t believe in an afterlife, but I want to believe dalereed is in some higherish circle of hell, forever pounding sand to the sound of automobile radios.

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