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Gods_Butthole posted:This was a cool video, I'm going to have to watch more of this channel. He's pretty entertaining IMO. He either has shocking breadth of experience in manufacturing and fabrication (I'm pretty sure he works in mining) or he is the best googler and actor the world has ever known.
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Apr 23, 2021 18:57
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Your smart undies just emailed me an stl file of your junk and I'm printing it now since it won't use much filament
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Apr 23, 2021 19:01
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The Bloop posted:Your smart undies just emailed me an stl file of your junk and I'm printing it now since it won't use much filament luckily my undies are almost as dumb as i am so you will never see my massive hog's data 
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Apr 23, 2021 19:31
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you can't fool me, that's a pilldo
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Apr 23, 2021 20:08
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World War Mammories posted:you can't fool me, that's a pilldo swim's most euphoric combination
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Apr 23, 2021 20:17
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World War Mammories posted:you can't fool me, that's a pilldo Finally, this thread was good for something
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Apr 23, 2021 20:19
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https://twitter.com/ngjanowitz/status/1385638282441203713
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Apr 23, 2021 23:59
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Haven't ISIS and other mideast gurilla forces been using this tactic for over a decade?
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Apr 24, 2021 01:21
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smarxist posted:instacart is free delivery for orders over $35 (still tip of course), so if you use it a few times a month it pays for itself and instacart in general is really good for my current situation (i work full time and am a caregiver for a disabled parent, so shopping time is at a premium as is help with grocery bags and poo poo) maybe you shouldnt spend money on maintaining and expanding the gig economy hell we currently live in though
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Apr 24, 2021 02:04
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edit: whatever. smarxist has issued a correction as of 03:12 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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Apr 24, 2021 03:06
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anyways, speaking of cyberpunk dystopia and ridiculous devices, this ad started rolling on facebook and i was almost in tears laughing by the halfway mark https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/595841839295365125/835334787286827019/119834325_1818435738339003_4661316592245526611_n.mp4 smarxist has issued a correction as of 03:23 on Apr 24, 2021 |
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Apr 24, 2021 03:09
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its the product of my dreams, ive always wanted to see deep, deep inside.
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Apr 24, 2021 03:31
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huh I thought furries were the only people who got fetishes from Animorphs
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Apr 24, 2021 03:58
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withak posted:He's pretty entertaining IMO. He either has shocking breadth of experience in manufacturing and fabrication (I'm pretty sure he works in mining) or he is the best googler and actor the world has ever known. Yeah no kidding! I was blown away by the breadth of knowledge. Thanks again for sharing.
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Apr 24, 2021 04:27
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smarxist posted:anyways, speaking of cyberpunk dystopia and ridiculous devices, this ad started rolling on facebook and i was almost in tears laughing by the halfway mark I won't lie, I've looked at these products before. Right now I rely on my girlfriend with a flashlight and an earpick to properly get the wax out of my ears. However, if I'm ever faced with singlehood this would be very handy.
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Apr 24, 2021 04:30
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Gods_Butthole posted:I won't lie, I've looked at these products before. Right now I rely on my girlfriend with a flashlight and an earpick to properly get the wax out of my ears. However, if I'm ever faced with singlehood this would be very handy. yeah it looks decent if you have those issues, i just can't get over the MCU trailer aesthetics
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Apr 24, 2021 04:34
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i've always wanted to see inside my own rear end in a top hat
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Apr 24, 2021 04:36
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Rutibex posted:i've always wanted to see inside my own rear end in a top hat Too afraid to read your own posts?
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Apr 24, 2021 04:37
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endlessmonotony posted:Too afraid to read your own posts? 
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Apr 24, 2021 04:38
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smarxist posted:anyways, speaking of cyberpunk dystopia and ridiculous devices, this ad started rolling on facebook and i was almost in tears laughing by the halfway mark i can hear the "dahir insaat presents" voiceover in my head
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Apr 24, 2021 04:50
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smarxist posted:anyways, speaking of cyberpunk dystopia and ridiculous devices, this ad started rolling on facebook and i was almost in tears laughing by the halfway mark I love how you can tell there was a huge debate over whether to include any real earhole footage when they were editing it together.
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Apr 24, 2021 04:54
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endlessmonotony posted:Too afraid to read your own posts? 
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Apr 24, 2021 05:51
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https://twitter.com/KanarysInc/status/1385247307801628672 You all are responsible for this perversion
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Apr 24, 2021 05:56
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withak posted:I love how you can tell there was a huge debate over whether to include any real earhole footage when they were editing it together. oh man its palpable. "the data is clear guys! people think they want to see what it looks like but as soon as we show them they immediately don't, and we think that might have an effect on sales..." "okay just put a tiny clip right at the end then"
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Apr 24, 2021 06:01
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i want money to buy food
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Apr 24, 2021 06:02
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but i mean why have money when you can have a robin d'angelo seminar. Capitalism is ensuring its continuity by rebranding as antiracist.
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Apr 24, 2021 06:20
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Chuka Umana posted:https://twitter.com/KanarysInc/status/1385247307801628672 it worked everyone! racism is over  
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Apr 24, 2021 07:04
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:i want money to buy food we are all already eating from the trashcan of ideology
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Apr 24, 2021 07:16
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unlimited vacation time is a scam to make you take less vacation time, and to not have to pay it out
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Apr 24, 2021 07:37
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more falafel please posted:unlimited vacation time is a scam to make you take less vacation time, and to not have to pay it out Know a friend who works for the state, in child welfare. You're only allowed to take a vacation if all your work is caught up. The 'case load' that the state assumes and recommends each worker to have is 12 cases, but no one at that agency has less than 30 lmao. They do welfare visits by driving by and saying 'eh seems like they're not dead'
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Apr 24, 2021 08:26
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Chuka Umana posted:https://twitter.com/KanarysInc/status/1385247307801628672 Wow would like phony corporate wokeness rather than actual benefits?
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Apr 24, 2021 12:48
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SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:Know a friend who works for the state, in child welfare. You're only allowed to take a vacation if all your work is caught up. what the gently caress!!
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Apr 24, 2021 12:58
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Chuka Umana posted:https://twitter.com/KanarysInc/status/1385247307801628672 This might be true in the sense that the sort of people who were suckered into fake benefits like beer on tap and unlimited vacation are now being suckered into fake benefits where the company is woke.
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Apr 24, 2021 13:24
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Bushiz posted:This might be true in the sense that the sort of people who were suckered into fake benefits like beer on tap and unlimited vacation are now being suckered into fake benefits where the company is woke. Is beer on tap at work actually a thing so like are you supposed to be hammered while writing code for ad algorithms lol
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Apr 24, 2021 13:33
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Is beer on tap at work actually a thing I'm not sure how else you could do that job?
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Apr 24, 2021 13:35
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Desert Bus posted:I'm not sure how else you could do that job? Give me lines of aderall on tap then we can talk
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Apr 24, 2021 13:37
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Is beer on tap at work actually a thing Only for Silicon Valley tech bro starts-up... Note similar to top tier law firms the only reason they have the perks is to convince employees to "live at work" putting in insane hours just so the Founder can hit a payday.
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Apr 24, 2021 13:39
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Is beer on tap at work actually a thing i honestly dont know how anyone does anything creative in an open concept office sober. im not a professional programmer but i've made a few amateur games and I sure as hell would not be able to code sober. sitting at some godforsaken open concept desk next to a half dozen coworkers and being leered at by your boss all day? i could never be productive in that environment
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Apr 24, 2021 13:49
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Syncopated posted:what the gently caress!! That would be fine if they hired enough people to do the work
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Apr 24, 2021 13:49
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SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:That would be fine if they hired enough people to do the work It wouldn't lol
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