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indigi posted:isn't roofing like insanely way more dangerous than being a cop almost literally any job that isn't sitting in front of a desk in a corporate office is more dangerous than being a cop even the transit to/from your office job probably puts you at higher risk than most cops, since you have to go out in public...where the roving, armed gangs of murderous cops are.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:22 |
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# ? Jun 12, 2024 04:36 |
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Being a cop is dangerous because cops shoot other cops all the time
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:24 |
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tmfc posted:almost literally any job that isn't sitting in front of a desk in a corporate office is more dangerous than being a cop there may be an argument that the danger posed by sitting down for like 8 hours straight a day is more dangerous than being a cop
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:30 |
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Lib and let die posted:there may be an argument that the danger posed by sitting down for like 8 hours straight a day is more dangerous than being a cop cop danger only gets as high as it does because they're sitting, driving, and eating fast food for 99% of their shifts
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:37 |
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many abuse steroids too. Not good for you!
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:40 |
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Lib and let die posted:there may be an argument that the danger posed by sitting down for like 8 hours straight a day is more dangerous than being a cop Cops spend all their time sitting in one place for like 10 hours a day eating triple cheeseburgers tho
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:43 |
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Being a police dog is infinitely more dangerous than being a cop
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:44 |
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Crazycryodude posted:Cops spend all their time sitting in one place for like 10 hours a day eating triple cheeseburgers tho sign me up no you see if this were done under Trump they would be Bad Books from a Bad Person full of Bad Stuff and Despairing Lies but this is the Biden administration so they're Good Books from a Good Person full of Good Stuff and Enriching Truth Dr. Killjoy has issued a correction as of 20:58 on Apr 26, 2021 |
# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:47 |
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pizza delivery is more dangerous than cops and also provides a useful service to society
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:47 |
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Dr. Kyle Farnsworth posted:pizza delivery is more dangerous than cops and also provides a useful service to society Under no pretext should cheese and pepperoni be surrendered; any attempt to starve the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:49 |
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cops are much more likely to get run over or die in a car crash than they are to live out their loving action movie shootout fantasies. those dangerous jobs lists are always stacked with jobs that involve driving or working in traffic
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:50 |
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who knew 40% had so many applications! https://thebark.com/content/surprising-cause-death-police-dogs quote:40 percent of law enforcement pups are killed from heat exhaustion.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:51 |
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paul_soccer12 posted:who knew 40% had so many applications! "i don't need to leave a window open, i'm just gonna run inside real quick, plant some drugs, and kill this [redacted], in and out, 5 minutes."
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:52 |
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change my name posted:Being a cop is dangerous because cops shoot other cops all the time It's brave to work with a murderer sipping coffee by your desk
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:53 |
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you gotta work your 9-5 job, and then hustle on your own time. the grind is what makes paupers into princes.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 20:56 |
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The solution? Make everyone a cop. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66BgYZnrjQ8
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 21:00 |
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being a cop is very dangerousquote:Police Officer John Patwell succumbed to injuries sustained when he struck his head while entering his patrol car. quote:Officer Harry Bolin was killed when his head struck a street sign while riding on a streetcar, causing him fatal head injuries. quote:Office Gary Fletcher succumbed to injuries sustained two days earlier while assisting at the scene of a fire. quote:Officer Curtis was carrying a log on his shoulders when he slipped and fell, hitting his head on a stump. The log that he was carrying then landed on his head. quote:Chief of Police Lonnie Burton succumbed to complications of a knee injury sustained on May 18th, 2018, when he fell from a curb in front of the Wayland Baptist University police station in Plainview, Texas. quote:Officer Allen died while in surgery for severe back and neck injuries sustained four years earlier at the Nassau County Correctional Facility. He was responding to an emergency call when he slipped in a puddle of milk that had been thrown on the floor by the inmates. quote:Corrections Officer James Dimanoff was killed after falling from a guard tower while trying to secure a trap door.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 21:42 |
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How do you die from a knee injury?
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 21:45 |
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Fellatio del Toro posted:being a cop is very dangerous how do you hit your head hard enough to kill yourself getting into a car?
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 21:47 |
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RandolphCarter posted:how do you hit your head hard enough to kill yourself getting into a car? You get a concussion and then fail to seek medical attention to check for potential brain bleeds because your toxic masculinity is more important to you than your actual life same as that dc cop who got clonked on the head and then left without medical evaluation and died
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RandolphCarter posted:how do you hit your head hard enough to kill yourself getting into a car? announce that you have evidence leading to the arrest of a fellow cop
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 21:51 |
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you just know they tried to figure out which prisoner spilled milk on the floor so that they could charge him with capital cop murder
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 22:19 |
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don’t die over spilled milk
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 22:24 |
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Fellatio del Toro posted:being a cop is very dangerous quote:Corrections Officer James Dimanoff was killed after falling from a guard tower while trying to secure a trap door. Hey, I've heard of this guy from his hundreds of grandkids!
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 22:30 |
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the number one cause of cop death is Mack Sennett comedy gags, apperently
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 22:32 |
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https://twitter.com/dodgonkulator/status/1386761927464931328?s=20
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 22:47 |
F Stop Fitzgerald posted:the number one cause of cop death is Mack Sennett comedy gags, apperently officer Fitzgerald, a twenty year veteran of the force, passed away tragically last Tuesday after sustaining injuries received when he rolled down a hill and fell into an open manhole after a trash can got stuck on his head.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:17 |
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Fellatio del Toro posted:being a cop is very dangerous quote:Officer Curtis was carrying a log on his shoulders when he slipped and fell, hitting his head on a stump. The log that he was carrying then landed on his head.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:23 |
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Fellatio del Toro posted:being a cop is very dangerous gary sounds like he was at least trying to help, but shows why you should leave public service to the pros
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:25 |
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Varkk posted:I know, swap the asparagus/bacon mistake for some fresh steamed broccoli and carrots and cover it in a creamy mushroom sauce. Although I doubt I could eat the entire lump of beef there. just roast the veggies. the oven is already on. god dammit.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:29 |
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Holy poo poo that's champagne comedy.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:30 |
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Inceltown posted:Holy poo poo that's champagne comedy. Posts so good I want to drink them out of a shoe (for non horny reasons)
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:32 |
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lots of these cops die on ATVs which is just like... yeah no poo poo those are death traps you stupid hogs.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:33 |
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Fellatio del Toro posted:quote: In Valheim.
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:42 |
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lol goddamn i would love a video of Stump Cop
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:45 |
quote:Office Gary Fletcher succumbed to injuries sustained two days earlier while assisting at the scene of a fire. sounds like he strolled up to an active fire and started "helping" with no communication or coordination with the actual responders, which is why they drove off with the hose he was cluelessly loving with
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:50 |
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the firefighters did it on purpose when they saw an opportunity for plausible deniability
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# ? Apr 26, 2021 23:53 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2021 00:10 |
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lol just straight up yakety sax pig suicides
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real life tucker and dale, except the college kids are cops
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