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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Nick Jr. Face posted:

I splurged on some Wagyu ribeyes over the weekend. Below is a low-effort presentation of the results :twisted:







would

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T-Square
May 14, 2009



This is Stella. She is a big ball of nervous anxiety because she was a race dog and was most likely treated poorly. She wins my “Sweetest Dog In The World” award every day. She is quite old now and has a permanently injured hind leg from racing, so she mostly hops around like a kangaroo around between naps. But sometimes I catch a glimpse of her doing hypercharged spin zoomies in the backyard, or sprinting from one side of the yard to the other when she thinks no one is looking :unsmith:



Look at that old white snoot.



That’s Nacho, he frequently zonks out and forgets to keep his mouth closed.

There’s also a dumb fat orange cat but I don’t feel like searching for a picture of him.

Edit: Aw man I guess I’m too dumb to attach pictures.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

The pup was very concerned about my safety while I was out on the ledge - he kept looking back at my SO like he was waiting for her to go grab me:

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Spoeank posted:

That's what it's saying. I'm sorry but you're being insanely obtuse about this to the point that it feels intentional

I found it.
https://medium.com/swlh/money-can-buy-you-happiness-22947f4198db

The full image:


You can just see the fair hiring statement at the bottom: the employer is UMSL. It's the University of Missouri: Saint Louis. This is typically how teaching jobs are advertised, the minimum salary is not something the employer has control over and is probably set either by the university of missouri, or by the state legislature.

Does it suck rear end that we underpay teachers? Yes. Was that tweet of a cropped screenshot of an online ad, lacking the context, actually a good way to foster or engage in that discussion? No. I'm not picking some dumbass obtuse hill to die on, I'm reacting in the same throwaway manner to tweets as everyone else, but my reaction - that a minimum doesn't necessarily mean the actual wage offered to someone with the desired Masters - was disfavored by the twitter-reaction crew in this thread because it wasn't maximally outraged, so I got piled on immediately for it, and I'm disinclined to just shut up about it when that happens. I feel like I ought to at least put a small amount of effort into defending what I say when I don't think I'm wrong? It can turn into a stupid derail and if that's the case I'm sorry, but this is a recurring theme around here that I would like to try to push back against at least a bit.

I do appreciate all the doggo pics though.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Silly Burrito posted:

Is the second picture on top of your old steak?




I keed, I keed, looks nice man. :)
thank you sirs :D

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

T-Square posted:



This is Stella. She is a big ball of nervous anxiety because she was a race dog and was most likely treated poorly. She wins my “Sweetest Dog In The World” award every day. She is quite old now and has a permanently injured hind leg from racing, so she mostly hops around like a kangaroo around between naps. But sometimes I catch a glimpse of her doing hypercharged spin zoomies in the backyard, or sprinting from one side of the yard to the other when she thinks no one is looking :unsmith:



Look at that old white snoot.



That’s Nacho, he frequently zonks out and forgets to keep his mouth closed.

There’s also a dumb fat orange cat but I don’t feel like searching for a picture of him.

Edit: Aw man I guess I’m too dumb to attach pictures.

Here you go

Stella:



Nacho?



Big dumb cat?

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Apr 27, 2021

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Does anyone have that giant picture of Psyduck where his head explodes and thousands of other Psyducks fly out?

I need it for work.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
You know what's cool in a meeting? When multiple people ask "who scheduled this meeting?" and no one can answer.

Also when your boss emails you directly during the meeting to say "hey sorry this isn't very useful" lol

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

C-Euro posted:

You know what's cool in a meeting? When multiple people ask "who scheduled this meeting?" and no one can answer.

Also when your boss emails you directly during the meeting to say "hey sorry this isn't very useful" lol

At least with Zoom/Teams meetings you can pretent to pay attention and actually get something else done or post.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
All I have is this

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Leperflesh posted:

I found it.
https://medium.com/swlh/money-can-buy-you-happiness-22947f4198db

The full image:


You can just see the fair hiring statement at the bottom: the employer is UMSL. It's the University of Missouri: Saint Louis. This is typically how teaching jobs are advertised, the minimum salary is not something the employer has control over and is probably set either by the university of missouri, or by the state legislature.

Does it suck rear end that we underpay teachers? Yes. Was that tweet of a cropped screenshot of an online ad, lacking the context, actually a good way to foster or engage in that discussion? No. I'm not picking some dumbass obtuse hill to die on, I'm reacting in the same throwaway manner to tweets as everyone else, but my reaction - that a minimum doesn't necessarily mean the actual wage offered to someone with the desired Masters - was disfavored by the twitter-reaction crew in this thread because it wasn't maximally outraged, so I got piled on immediately for it, and I'm disinclined to just shut up about it when that happens. I feel like I ought to at least put a small amount of effort into defending what I say when I don't think I'm wrong? It can turn into a stupid derail and if that's the case I'm sorry, but this is a recurring theme around here that I would like to try to push back against at least a bit.

I do appreciate all the doggo pics though.

I dunno, I’ll throw out there I was piling on you because I still find your read to be massively obtuse, which seems to be that anyone, regardless of industry, who got a masters degree (or just in general) should be anything other than insulted by that kind of starting wage, even if it’s the standard approach.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

At least with Zoom/Teams meetings you can pretent to pay attention and actually get something else done or post.

I haven't turned my camera on for a meeting in almost a year lol. But no one at this company uses their camera for meetings, it's nice.

ZuluDashOne
May 1, 2020

#NeverForget

Go Wings!

:911:
Rinaldo I haven't made a sammich today cause I got lunch while I was out running some errands. Next time I make a sammich I'll post it just for you.

T-Square
May 14, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

Here you go

Stella:



Nacho?



Big dumb cat?



Thanks! I tried using [img] and I guess that didn’t work. Both of the dog pictures are Stella, Nacho is the derpy cat :)

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Leperflesh posted:

I found it.
https://medium.com/swlh/money-can-buy-you-happiness-22947f4198db

The full image:


You can just see the fair hiring statement at the bottom: the employer is UMSL. It's the University of Missouri: Saint Louis. This is typically how teaching jobs are advertised, the minimum salary is not something the employer has control over and is probably set either by the university of missouri, or by the state legislature.

Does it suck rear end that we underpay teachers? Yes. Was that tweet of a cropped screenshot of an online ad, lacking the context, actually a good way to foster or engage in that discussion? No. I'm not picking some dumbass obtuse hill to die on, I'm reacting in the same throwaway manner to tweets as everyone else, but my reaction - that a minimum doesn't necessarily mean the actual wage offered to someone with the desired Masters - was disfavored by the twitter-reaction crew in this thread because it wasn't maximally outraged, so I got piled on immediately for it, and I'm disinclined to just shut up about it when that happens. I feel like I ought to at least put a small amount of effort into defending what I say when I don't think I'm wrong? It can turn into a stupid derail and if that's the case I'm sorry, but this is a recurring theme around here that I would like to try to push back against at least a bit.

I do appreciate all the doggo pics though.

There is literally nothing that says that it is a teaching job just that it is at UMSL. there are custodial jobs there listed with the same disclaimer at the bottom :)

You just decided it was a teaching job because it would make your point and backfilled from there

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




So it turns out my psoriasis might be something else entirely. I'm being referred to a specialist at Rush University here in Chicago.

I haven't had pets since almost ten years ago, but there's a cat in my building who likes to visit my windows and meow at passerby on the sidewalk. He also likes to be territorial and aggressive to other animals. Meet Popcorn:



He's currently meowing away in the front yard right now.


Guess he didn't have time to fashion a poopknife

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Silly Burrito posted:

Does anyone have that giant picture of Psyduck where his head explodes and thousands of other Psyducks fly out?

I need it for work.

is it this one?


Spoeank posted:

There is literally nothing that says that it is a teaching job just that it is at UMSL. there are custodial jobs there listed with the same disclaimer at the bottom :)

You just decided it was a teaching job because it would make your point and backfilled from there

Custodial jobs don't prefer a masters degree. Now who is being obtuse?

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Still you

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Leperflesh posted:

is it this one?



Custodial jobs don't prefer a masters degree. Now who is being obtuse?

How about (currently listed as masters preferred at usml)

Academic advisor
Engagement producer

I stopped looking

But my point was that a USML job does not mean a teaching job, which stands!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Leperflesh posted:

is it this one?



Close, thanks, but I could swear there was one where it kept enlarging then it exploded.

It's just that kind of day today.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
Aren't teaching positions usually salaried?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Gonna guess custodians don't need to be proficient in Microsoft [whatever]

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Man, I can't imagine going out and getting a masters unless I was in a career that definitely required it, or had a job that was offering a pay bump to get it. I feel like I've seen enough horror stories of people with Master's degrees only to get locked out of lots of jobs because they're considered overqualified.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Joey Freshwater posted:

Gonna guess custodians don't need to be proficient in Microsoft [whatever]

Minesweeper

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Joey Freshwater posted:

Gonna guess custodians don't need to be proficient in Microsoft [whatever]

I just grabbed the first non teacher position to see if they all had the disclaimer, which was the crux of "this is a teaching job"

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Spoeank posted:

How about (currently listed as masters preferred at usml)

Academic advisor
Engagement producer

I stopped looking

But my point was that a USML job does not mean a teaching job, which stands!

Somehow neither of those positions seem like custodians. Much more like jobs in academia, for which the pay is typically on specified scales dependent on degree, experience, and position, and with administrative requirements for job listings in which the minimum pay for the lowest-acceptable qualifications is listed, and for which a candidate with a masters is significantly higher than the base salary, because that's how public schools work, very frequently if not universally?

Like, my original point still stands completely: it's not necessarily the case that, for the job listed, the desired Masters candidate is stuck with a $15/hr pay. Feel free to take a look at average pay rates for academic advisors and engagement producers if you like!

If OP wants to make a point about how badly underpaid people with degrees can be, I'm fully on board, but boy would it be nice if they had an illustrative example that is actually illustrative rather than misleading? Is that really such a loving outrageous position for me to take?

SundayMoney
Feb 21, 2006

The face of the new economy

Silly Burrito posted:

Close, thanks, but I could swear there was one where it kept enlarging then it exploded.

It's just that kind of day today.

I don't have it but I thought it opened it's mouth and puked more psyducks

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

Skwirl posted:

Aren't teaching positions usually salaried?

Uni teaching positions depend on how many classes you're teaching, at least until you've got a full load. Increasingly few do: your typical "adjunct professors" and "lecturers" etc. don't.

Primary and secondary school teachers are more frequently full-time and salaried, but their incomes may still be expressed as hourly, especially because many of these positions do not guarantee summer school but may have it as an option, which affects salary; and of course, many are union jobs, e.g., non-exempt, so overtime is paid (although lol most teachers do tons of unpaid overtime as, practically, prep work extends well beyond what is officially compensated).

SundayMoney posted:

I don't have it but I thought it opened it's mouth and puked more psyducks

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1903899&userid=0&perpage=10&pagenumber=985#post430495538

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Leperflesh posted:

Custodial jobs don't prefer a masters degree. Now who is being obtuse?

Master of the Custodial Arts.

Or "janitor" if you wanna be a dick about it.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
I'm not reading any of that

Anyway second dosers, did gatorade actually help in any way? Dose #2 is Thursday and I'm going to hydrate, but people seem to like having the sugar water?

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



ZuluDashOne posted:

I don't have any pet pics of my own (they are all other peoples pets). PCP post your drat cat already what the poo poo man.

Wow some of us have to actually do work at our Jobs.....

Here is my current phone background.



The Tuxedo (Schmidt, or Penguin as Zulu calls him) is currently climbing all over me wanting attention which he is getting.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Leperflesh posted:

Somehow neither of those positions seem like custodians. Much more like jobs in academia, for which the pay is typically on specified scales dependent on degree, experience, and position, and with administrative requirements for job listings in which the minimum pay for the lowest-acceptable qualifications is listed, and for which a candidate with a masters is significantly higher than the base salary, because that's how public schools work, very frequently if not universally?

Like, my original point still stands completely: it's not necessarily the case that, for the job listed, the desired Masters candidate is stuck with a $15/hr pay. Feel free to take a look at average pay rates for academic advisors and engagement producers if you like!

If OP wants to make a point about how badly underpaid people with degrees can be, I'm fully on board, but boy would it be nice if they had an illustrative example that is actually illustrative rather than misleading? Is that really such a loving outrageous position for me to take?

So you got so worked up that someone was making a valid complaint that you went on a multipost screed about how they're technically potentially not correct but their sentiment is correct, because you're tired of people getting mad?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Oh by the way second dosers, my wife vomited almost immediately. Good luck!

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Bird in a Blender posted:

Man, I can't imagine going out and getting a masters unless I was in a career that definitely required it, or had a job that was offering a pay bump to get it. I feel like I've seen enough horror stories of people with Master's degrees only to get locked out of lots of jobs because they're considered overqualified.

When I was in process development (scaling up R&D formulations from the lab to a full-scale production process), I dealt with Product Management a lot. They only wanted to talk business-speak, so I decided to get an MBA partially subsidized by the company. I can't objectively say having it on my resume cost me interviews, but I do know every interview I have had since getting it the hiring manager assumes I want to go into management.

Also I can say people I am now friends with through the MBA program have experienced both being told they are overqualified for a position due to having the degree, or being offered horrendously low salaries because they don't have any real-world experience using their degree.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Spoeank posted:

Oh by the way second dosers, my wife vomited almost immediately. Good luck!

We've secretly replaced her 2nd dose with the cheapest vodka possible. Let's see the results!

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

shirts and skins posted:

I'm not reading any of that

Anyway second dosers, did gatorade actually help in any way? Dose #2 is Thursday and I'm going to hydrate, but people seem to like having the sugar water?

idk about it doing good to hydrate beforehand, but when the advil wore off I sweated quite a bit sleeping at night. Gatorade helped me feel better in the morning after that, although maybe water would have been just fine.

The persistent headaches I'm familiar with are hangover-related, so grabbing gatorade to pound for a headache is my go-to (it did not help for my Dose 2 headache).

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

They need to assign searchable tags to each smilie that describes them.

This is what that filter at the top of the smilie page is for. I spent last summer with some people in QCS filling them all in. Might not be perfect but there is a character limit so we tried!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Lmao an mba

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Spoeank posted:

Oh by the way second dosers, my wife vomited almost immediately. Good luck!

I mostly just felt like I had a hangover the entire next day. Lethargic, with an off and on headache. I've heard of other people vomiting too. Seems like luck of the draw with how your body responds.

I wish the side effects didn't suck so much because I'm sure there's some people hesitant to get the shot when they hear about people's bad experiences.

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I felt fantastic in the days after my 2nd dose. No negative side effects at all.

And for any goons who signed up a while back - I actually got a text from that Dr. B service some of us signed up for about available doses nearby.

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