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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


I'm gonna vote greens

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blunt
Jul 7, 2005

When even vote in the locals if it's not for an incredibly niche local interest group that's probably made up of wrong'uns but there's really no way of knowing?

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
tomorrow. well today i guess.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
last local elections here i voted for an angry lady who was running because she had it in for the council for closing one of the leisure centres

the fuckers have done away with all the bottle banks now and if i'd the money to spare i'd run myself, next time :mad:

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i REMEMBER her leaflets were very INDIGNANT (!!!) :catstare:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


crispix posted:

last local elections here i voted for an angry lady who was running because she had it in for the council for closing one of the leisure centres

the fuckers have done away with all the bottle banks now and if i'd the money to spare i'd run myself, next time :mad:

Reminds me of the Burnistoun sketch about the guy who became an MP over traffic lights at a roundabout

https://youtu.be/A8Zfd2Kzw1k

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
If I had sufficient spare money I'd definitely sponsor crispix and the bottle bank party.

I've not seen one of those bottle banks with the green/brown/clear holes around here for a while, they all end up in the green bin if I can't find a good alternate use.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Hrm. On the one hand, the local Green mayoral candidate's a wrong 'un. On the other hand, the media and commentariat only know how to interpret Labour losing votes to the Greens in one way, and it's a good and useful way. Protest voting for a mass hallucination of a left-environmentalist party is a weird concept.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Solefald posted:

I have no idea who to vote for. Every candidate is a wet egg.

Communist Thoughts posted:

I'm gonna vote greens

UKMT: Vote green eggs and gammons

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

crispix posted:

last local elections here i voted for an angry lady who was running because she had it in for the council for closing one of the leisure centres

the fuckers have done away with all the bottle banks now and if i'd the money to spare i'd run myself, next time :mad:

you might be able to raise a spot of money rather than self-financing

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
I'd defo chuck something into the crispix party fwiw - tho I'd want monthly face time with Prime Minister crispix in the future.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Prime ministers questions except crispix answers every question by pretending to be the leader of the opposition and going "ah nivver touched them weemin"

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I've never sat out an election since I got old enough to vote but I ain't voting tomorrow, half the people (even from the big parties!) don't have any kind of details anywhere I can find and most of the rest are dangers.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Yup, sitting it out too. Used to hold my nose and vote for the SNP, but after they openly refused to remove vocal transphobes from the party, they can go gently caress themselves too.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Are the scottish greens not supposed to be the better indy party or are they terf city too?

E: I am sure patrick harvie was getting poo poo for a pro trans position recently.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Scot Greens are probably the most strongly pro-trans party in th UK atm

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

That was what I thought yeah but wasn't sure.

Also that's like, damning with faint praise.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I'm voting Green 'cos my local candidates seem nice and have been round to chat to me and have put leaflets through my door on several occasions, whereas the Labour candidates have been completely invisible (and also I'm highly pissed off with Labour). Like other posters have said, a big swing from Labour to the Greens in these elections sends an extremely clear message to the elements in the party who say that the left has nowhere else to go.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Also, I've been reading the top-rated Guardian comments on the subject of Starmer and Hartlepool, so you don't have to, and they can be summed up as follows:

- The voters of Hartlepool are thick, ignorant bigots who deserve to be poor: how dare they reject the obvious, sensible alternative!

- The seat was obviously always going to go Tory; poor, decent Starmer always had a mountain to climb here and his failure to win says nothing at all about his fundamental electability (some particularly convoluted logic in these comments).

- This is all Jeremy Corbyn's fault, the bastard!

Honestly, looking through these comments and reflecting on how the people who post and like them see themselves as the decent, sensible, progressive branch of society leaves a real nasty taste in my mouth. They're going to be much worse come Friday, I guess!

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

gently caress, the Scottish independence movement must be gaining insurmountable traction if I keep seeing all these ads about "make the SNP stand for britain" even in the US.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO fucked around with this message at 07:34 on May 6, 2021

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


I guess I'm throwing my vote away on Greens here, everything in my area is pretty safe Labour.

Any idea if this independent PCC candidate is poo poo or not? I guess standing for the post kind of makes you poo poo automatically. His manifesto sounds like management bollocks but it's something different from TOUGH ON CRIME wank

https://whocanivotefor.co.uk/person/75325/julian-richard-kilburn

Maybe I'm drawn to him because he looks a bit like Anthony Head

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Party Boat posted:

Maybe I'm drawn to him because he looks a bit like Anthony Head

Not particularly keen on the idea of legalizing organ reposession tbh.

Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

So it's election Day and I am honestly having a dilemma about my vote.

How hairy should I draw the balls and should I add three drops of spunk or four?

Mega Comrade
Apr 22, 2004

Listen buddy, we all got problems!
No option for greens at mine. Its tories, Labour or lib dems. Maybe I'll go down and draw my best penis on all the ballot pages.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Tsietisin posted:

So it's election Day and I am honestly having a dilemma about my vote.

How hairy should I draw the balls and should I add three drops of spunk or four?

Please respect your local government workers, their lives are hard enough already

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
I did a postal vote last week. Despite labour being generally awful I voted for Andy Burnham because he's mostly a good egg.

Voted green for trafford council because the current labour councillors seem to not be doing much of anything to change any of the awful poo poo the tories did, have done some of their own boneheaded stuff, and also don't seem to have bothered campaigning round here at all.

I feel pretty certain the tories are going to retake the council because their campaign materials seem to be outnumbering everyone else's combined, but the greens are pretty strong here after booting out some tories last time so we might end up with a labour-green agreement.

e: also yes don't draw knobs on ballots. Ballot counters have a poo poo job and they don't need that.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


If I were a ballot counter I'd enjoy the knob votes but I suppose they're not for everyone

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
weird career trajectory for john prescott

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
I'm gonna go with either "I abstain", "Void" or a rather more poetic "I wish this meant something"

Soon as I finish my porrage, let's do this, I'm pumped!

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

stev posted:

Or just don't tick a box?

I'm really motivated today to vote against this sack of poo poo tho

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Yup, sitting it out too. Used to hold my nose and vote for the SNP, but after they openly refused to remove vocal transphobes from the party, they can go gently caress themselves too.

Vote Green, please. The Scottish Greens are not the England & Wales Greens.

I'm going down their manifesto now: £7.5bn+ in infrastructure spending on things like public transport & renewable energy sources & making homes much more energy efficient (my folks' home got insulation paid from a Scottish Government scheme & it has made a huge difference). Demand devolution of things like the minimum wage, sick pay & increasing those to meet the living wage. Ensure companies bidding on public contracts pay a living wage, recognise trade unions & end precarious work. Support transition to a 4 day work week with no loss of pay. Make worker or union representation mandatory for businesses with a turnover of £5m or more. Windfall tax on companies making a killing from the pandemic. Finally force the SNP to live up to their old election promise & scrap council tax, replacing it with a far less regressive tax. A whole host of protections for private renters. Investment in social housing with 84,000 new homes built over a decade (plus support for another 40,000 non-social affordable homes) & a review into the taxation of property that lies empty to encourage it to become available. Pushing a new, more progressive Land Reform Act. A lot of good stuff on education, I almost C&P'd the entire section, but stuff like ensuring the past is taught honestly in schools with no more white washing of the British Empire etc, ensuring kids are away of their rights at work and actively teaching them about trade unions. A lot of good health stuff including big increases on mental health services. On LGBT+ stuff, "Deliver long overdue reforms to the Gender Recognition Act, including statutory self-declaration, recognising non-binary identities and all genders, and providing access to health care for trans minors with parental or guardian consent" seems good to me? Extend voting rights to all asylum seekers. Decriminalising sex work.

And that's on top of a bunch of really good stuff on animal welfare & so forth that you'd expect. I dunno, I really cannot see a good argument for not voting Green. Even if you're iffy on independence, they support another referendum, but that doesn't mean you have to vote yes in it. Though you probably should, death to the UK.

Clearly the Scottish Greens are not revolutionary Marxists. Their manifesto is on the whole very practical, there's not much in the way of bold long-term projects, which is a shame. But it's still a platform worth supporting.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Lungboy posted:

Berry is the lovely lady that suggested anyone leaving Labour after Corbyn got the boot was a racist and not welcome in the Greens. They also have a Terf problem, a woowoo mystic crystal problem and aren't socialist.

I didn't say socialist, I said the most socialist. Given the party's manifesto includes UBI and LTV I'm comfortable with that claim.

That said, I'm talking of the national party there, the London mayoral candidate obviously can't do anything about UBI or LTV. But even their London manifesto seems pretty good, what with raising minimum wage to 14 and setting rent controls. Pity they have a weak stance on council houses though (stopping demolition, but not committing to building more)

I'd be keen to know who you think is more socialist. Admittedly I haven't read about the SDP because quite frankly their weird patriotism put me off.


E" ^^^ drat that is some good stuff. Really wish the Greens down here were that good.

Microplastics fucked around with this message at 09:15 on May 6, 2021

Kin
Nov 4, 2003

Sometimes, in a city this dirty, you need a real hero.
So getting my head around the Scottish voting system (because I finally got around to it) and it basically boils down to this?

Vote both SNP if you wanna try and push for a SNP Majority.
Vote SNP and (other not tory party) if you wanna reduce tory seats.

From what I read, the system is fairly representative of seats to vote share ratios, so in the end would it even matter? If 30% of my area are scum, then the Tories will get about 1/3 of the available seats anyway?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

^^^ No. Both votes same party only works for parties that are not likely to win constituency seats in the region. The SNP are loving idiots who don't understand this. If you want a majority for independence, vote SNP constituency and Green on the list. Your only other pro-indy choice is Alba, which is run by rapist fascist Alex Salmond and is mostly inhabited by people kicked out of the SNP for being too bigoted.

sebzilla posted:

If I were a ballot counter I'd enjoy the knob votes but I suppose they're not for everyone

As I have to explain every loving time: the candidates never see your oh-so-witty "political statement". The only person who does is a low paid council worker, usually female, who gets a dick waved in front of them at 2am on a work night. Just don't.

Jedit fucked around with this message at 09:39 on May 6, 2021

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Voted SNP/Green last week by post, in a Glasgow constituency so hopefully it will have some impact. Here's to the coming Nat/Green administration going on a spree of nationalisation, banning toff country sports, and boiling the piss of Daily Express readers :toot:

Hopefully Alba get gently caress all, and just go away and die in a ditch.

edit: Is Boris going to declare war on France to distract from his endless accuastions of corruption?

keep punching joe fucked around with this message at 09:42 on May 6, 2021

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

Jedit posted:

As I have to explain every loving time: the candidates never see your oh-so-witty "political statement". The only person who does is a low paid council worker, usually female, who gets a dick waved in front of them at 2am on a work night. Just don't.

When you put it like that it's quite a misogynist act, really, barely a step down from an unsolicited dick pic.

Draw a hammer and sickle instead.

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.
Inb4 "hammer and DICKle!!"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I just put a line through the ballot when I didn't want to vote on something.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I feel okay voting Burnham for mayor, as the mayoral vote definitely feels like a vote for the person rather than the party. Otherwise, politely spoil the ballot? Do spoiled ballots get counted as a vote, rather than counting me as a non-voter? I don't think I've ever seen them included in voting figures.

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I just put a big X next to the Tory candidate so everyone knows I don't want to vote for him. Incidentally I have a new column in The Guardian.

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