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PNGYAKUZA
Apr 21, 2021

I'm not a monster, it's just a mask.

peanut- posted:

The dumbest thing about this is in independent, buccaneering Britain the creative industries are one of our only successful export products.

quite funny considering they still use the excuse of tourism to keep the royals around but don't seem to want to support the arts which I'd be absoloutely shocked if the arts didn't massively outdraw the royals for tourism.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Art will continue as it has done in the past ten years. Exclusively made up of the children of born to wealth cunts with fake titles and names like Chundly Barseflaps. It's just money moving up the ladder and never coming down again.

Really looking forward to more mopey "I'm rich and daddy didn't buy me a lambo" songs. Thank gently caress for stuff like bandcamp and independent artists we'll always get some good stuff.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Art:
https://twitter.com/IamHappyToast/status/1390078971098931208

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
Surprised more people itt aren't doing postal voting in covid times. I registered to go postal (:v:) months ago and sent my ballot off last week.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Gonzo McFee posted:

Art will continue as it has done in the past ten years. Exclusively made up of the children of born to wealth cunts with fake titles and names like Chundly Barseflaps. It's just money moving up the ladder and never coming down again.
Literally all good art is made by working class people (who make no money off it because of gutting funding & not being called Chundly Barseflaps). This is a bad take.

sebzilla posted:

Voted TUSC where available (one council candidate out of three) and also for an Independent who dropped a leaflet round focussing mainly on public transport and cycle paths, and one Labour candidate who is actually good.

Also Lib Dem for PCC because they're married to a friend of mine and it's a bullshit position anyway so who cares?

It's weird being politically homeless.
The Lib Dem PCC candidate in South Wales actually sounds legit good, I just cannot trust anyone in a yellow rosette.

Genuinely wish someone would just run as an Independent gently caress The Police Candidate, I reckon they might actually be in with a good shout in some places

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

TACD posted:

The good news is you passed the final exam in the British citizenship test

I think it was actually

Gats Akimbo posted:

spiting myself in the foot

that got me in with honours :britain:

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


https://twitter.com/AbiWilks/status/1390052118220922884

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost

Borrovan posted:

Literally all good art is made by working class people (who make no money off it because of gutting funding & not being called Chundly Barseflaps). This is a bad take.


Speaking of gutting funding.

https://twitter.com/JolyonMaugham/status/1390199237091209218

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



There was a little booklet sent out round my way explaining what the voting was for and who the candidates are, etc, but that was weeks ago and I'm surprised I remember such a thing even happening, let alone what was actually said in the booklet.

And it's raining,

And the voting place is 15 minutes walk away.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Mine is virtually on my doorstep and I still can’t be hosed.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Any idea when we're likely to get a Hartlepool result?

Is there an exit poll for it, even?

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

Junior G-man posted:

has the Jersey fishing industry declined as much over the last decade as the UK overall one?

So I'm actually from Guernsey, but we're all in the same boat (fnar), and we're also at the end of the cable. The local fishing industries rely on selling the majority of their catch to France. The french can fish in our waters and our guys can fish in theirs and our guys can land fish in france and make a living. This is why some of the Jersey fishermen are actually publicly SUPPORTING the french fishermen and even adding their boats to the blockade in solidarity.

forkboy84 posted:

Should we just give the Channel Islands back to France because do we really need another loving tax haven?

The UK doesn't own us to give us away. If anything it's sort of the other way round. We're the last part of the Duchy of Normandy that invaded and conquered Britain with William. As for tax havens, the UK could start by not being a tax haven itself of course...

Flayer posted:

France threatening to switch off the electricity to the Channel Islands must be a fairly scary proposition?

Not really. The islands both have their own power stations but these are diesel powered so we have been buying cleaner electricity from France. I don't think France could switch it off in any case. The cable arrangement is a commercial one and lucrative for EDF. They would probably have to pass a law to action anything and there's no way French capital would allow it.

Guavanaut posted:

who knows who should have them. Probably not the Telegraph Brothers.

We have ourselves, thanks.

ReelBigLizard fucked around with this message at 11:38 on May 6, 2021

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost
So did France just decide that they want Boris Johnson to win these local elections even harder than he otherwise would have?

Or did the tories somehow manage to time this Jersey bullshit perfectly, like they set some contract expiry/renewal there to two days before the elections? Or what's going on here

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Borrovan posted:

Literally all good art is made by working class people (who make no money off it because of gutting funding & not being called Chundly Barseflaps). This is a bad take.

The Lib Dem PCC candidate in South Wales actually sounds legit good, I just cannot trust anyone in a yellow rosette.

Genuinely wish someone would just run as an Independent gently caress The Police Candidate, I reckon they might actually be in with a good shout in some places

I agree the past ten years of art by new names have sucked.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


A good thread:

https://twitter.com/jrc1921/status/1390195275428503553

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
I've still yet to see a single leaflet from Labour for either GLA or Mayoral elections. Two from the Tories, one novella from the piss-drinker, one from the weirdo Rahman Rump telling me that I need to vote to keep a directly elected Tower Hamlets mayor (there's a referendum going on for that as well as the election). What's noticeable (as I'm at home to see it) is that all of the leaflets that have been delivered have been by the same guys who do the pizza leaflets and estate agent PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL US YOU HAVE ROOMS TO RENT solicitations. It's almost as though they local Labour party lack either the cash to pay a fiver per hundred leaflets or the volunteers to deliver them for free.

BlankSystemDaemon
Mar 13, 2009



Just as I started reading this thread again, Muses "Hysteria" started playing. :allears:

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Failed Imagineer posted:

https://twitter.com/cruising_utopia/status/1389586774276587524?s=19

What's going on here then? Maybe an electoral opportunity for the LibDems?

A bit late to the party, and someone might have beaten me to it, I'm 5 pages behind, but there's another one just a bit further East (300m or so).
I wonder if it's the ancient course of the river? Though a couple of the 'edges' look a bit too sykes picot.

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place...152!4d-3.231504

Morningwoodpecker
Jan 17, 2016

I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR SOMEONE TO BE THIS STUPID

BUT HERE YOU ARE

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I've still yet to see a single leaflet from Labour for either GLA or Mayoral elections. Two from the Tories, one novella from the piss-drinker, one from the weirdo Rahman Rump telling me that I need to vote to keep a directly elected Tower Hamlets mayor (there's a referendum going on for that as well as the election). What's noticeable (as I'm at home to see it) is that all of the leaflets that have been delivered have been by the same guys who do the pizza leaflets and estate agent PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL US YOU HAVE ROOMS TO RENT solicitations. It's almost as though they local Labour party lack either the cash to pay a fiver per hundred leaflets or the volunteers to deliver them for free.

Labour probably just fell out over what to put in the leaflet until it was too late to get one out.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

I didn't say socialist, I said the most socialist. Given the party's manifesto includes UBI and LTV I'm comfortable with that claim.

Sure, that's true, but ranking explicitly non-Socialist parties by how Socialist they are seems pointless. Are they socialist? No. Then no thanks.

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Election Special Offer

So, to keep people’s spirits up as we enjoy the horrifically depressing sight of today’s elections, I’ve launched a special offer valid until tomorrow.

Spend £15, get free shipping on all fudge. Simple as. Even if you order enough to sink a poorly armed Royal Navy gunboat off the shore of Jersey!

Simply use the code fuckkeithandeatfudge at checkout at https://www.fudjit.co.uk and reflect that no matter how grim things may look tomorrow, you’ll have a pile of sugary goodness to see you through it.

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Camrath posted:

Election Special Offer

So, to keep people’s spirits up as we enjoy the horrifically depressing sight of today’s elections, I’ve launched a special offer valid until tomorrow.

Spend £15, get free shipping on all fudge. Simple as. Even if you order enough to sink a poorly armed Royal Navy gunboat off the shore of Jersey!

Simply use the code fuckkeithandeatfudge at checkout at https://www.fudjit.co.uk and reflect that no matter how grim things may look tomorrow, you’ll have a pile of sugary goodness to see you through it.

Well I know what I’m spending my first pay packet in like 8 months on! Ordered the vegan for my partner last month and they loved it, so I’m itching to try some full fat creamy goodness

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
I have ordered fudge, and no doubt will eat it all within a week of receipt. I can't wait!

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Done and done. Also, have you made a coconut fudge yet?

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

Obviously the actual reason for sending naval patrol vessels to St Helier is so Boris can get it up tonight, but if you're on a fishing boat you really, really don't want to get shot at with 30mm.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4UolMYY7QaA

Camrath
Mar 19, 2004

The UKMT Fudge Baron


Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Done and done. Also, have you made a coconut fudge yet?

A coconut derived flavour is on the list for later this month :)

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Camrath posted:

A coconut derived flavour is on the list for later this month :)

You're too good to us, friend.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

knox_harrington posted:

so Boris can get it up tonight

knox_harrington posted:

you really, really don't want to get shot at with 30mm.
:hmmyes:

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
We've reached the Nazi Apologia phase


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2021/05/05/least-nazis-kept-lights-uk-blasts-france-threat-cut-jerseys/

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



Camrath posted:

Election Special Offer

So, to keep people’s spirits up as we enjoy the horrifically depressing sight of today’s elections, I’ve launched a special offer valid until tomorrow.

Spend £15, get free shipping on all fudge. Simple as. Even if you order enough to sink a poorly armed Royal Navy gunboat off the shore of Jersey!

Simply use the code fuckkeithandeatfudge at checkout at https://www.fudjit.co.uk and reflect that no matter how grim things may look tomorrow, you’ll have a pile of sugary goodness to see you through it.

Camrath I just ordered some fudge yesterday, why are you doing this to my teeth!

Thank you for your kind offer, I'm planning to save some to give to my partner this time so having two batches makes that easier

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
There was a queue outside my polling station, something i've literally never seen before. I assume part of that is covid related - normally such queue as there is is only 5 or 6 people standing just inside the door - but interesting to see given the extremely low-energy campaigns being waged by all sides. Also it was cold and started drizzling so I didn't bother voting. I think I'm supposed to feel guilty about that, but the contrast between 2019 when I spent 8 hours walking around Chingford in the pissing rain to today where I couldn't be arsed standing still for 5 minutes is pretty striking.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.


Aahaha gross

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



:wtc:

At least the French didn't slaughter millions of people in a quest for racial purity and world hegemony

Hundreds of thousands, maybe, but not millions

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I dunno, the French Congo genocide must have been 2 million easily. Add Algeria, Indochina, West Africa...

winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Bought fudge.

I've moved house and forgot to register to vote for the first time since I've been eligible. Genuine apathy for the most part. I do feel bad since I could've probably helped get the vote out for a minor party.

Had a leaflet through the door for Labour and didn't even read it. All the buzzwords just wash over me now.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Did me a heckin vote. Burnham for mayor, a polite "none of these, thank you" for the other ballots, carefully placed where it couldn't be construed as a vote for one of them somehow.

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal
I voted for the Labour candidate in my ward who is solidly socialist. Would absolutely not have done so in adjacent wards.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I've still yet to see a single leaflet from Labour for either GLA or Mayoral elections. Two from the Tories, one novella from the piss-drinker, one from the weirdo Rahman Rump telling me that I need to vote to keep a directly elected Tower Hamlets mayor (there's a referendum going on for that as well as the election). What's noticeable (as I'm at home to see it) is that all of the leaflets that have been delivered have been by the same guys who do the pizza leaflets and estate agent PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL US YOU HAVE ROOMS TO RENT solicitations. It's almost as though they local Labour party lack either the cash to pay a fiver per hundred leaflets or the volunteers to deliver them for free.

I got a "Vote Labour Today" one through the door just now* along with a couple of Lidl leaflets, so yeah, definitely out of money and/or volunteers.

(*Haha! Too late suckers!)

Ed: Also bought fudge

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Good news lads the plucky English fleet has seen off Onion Johnny from our fishing ports Rule Brittania.

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord

keep punching joe posted:

Good news lads the plucky English fleet has seen off Onion Johnny from our fishing ports Rule Brittania.
That's exactly what will happen. The planned end of the French fisherman protest will happen, the British gunboats will sail by Jersey and the Daily Express will declare the French soundly thrashed.

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happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

peanut- posted:

Is this guy actually big or is Rishi just really tiny

https://twitter.com/latgalia/status/1390226452050759680?s=20

Stand back Rishi, I got to tory power stance for the cameras.
Why no, it doesn't make me look like a giant baby.

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