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let's be real we knew Keith was an incompetent dipshit when his leadership slogan wasn't "Steer calmer with Keir Starmer" cat tax 
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BalloonFish posted:His galactic-scale incompetence would surely be a pretty good indicator that he was a British security services plant, I'd have thought. His 2015 run was some proper continuity-Miliband poo poo, and not remotely acceptable for a leader of the party, but he was loyal to Corbyn afterwards and seems to have shifted his politics in a decent direction. Definitely warrants some serious scrutiny to see how far his new conversion goes, though.
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May 9, 2021 00:13
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quote:More seasoned supporters of Starmer say he is the victim of circumstances. They would be cheered by the cautious conclusion drawn by one Tory official: “Covid can give and Covid can take away.” In other words, the pandemic has led to instability that could transform Starmer’s reign just as it has Johnson’s. XMNN fucked around with this message at 00:20 on May 9, 2021 |
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May 9, 2021 00:16
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BalloonFish posted:His galactic-scale incompetence would surely be a pretty good indicator that he was a British security services plant, I'd have thought. I remember during the leadership race that he looked like he was made of plastic, he was so unnaturally shiny. His speeches and pitches were similarly artificial feeling.
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May 9, 2021 00:21
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jabby posted:https://twitter.com/CatAldgate/status/1391158984988631040 Is there anything else that could happen to make these last 2 days more catastrophic for Starmer? Almost overnight he's repudiated the labour right's electability, lost a historic number of council seats, halved Labour's voteshare in Hartlepool, infuriated every wing of the party, and on top of all that, the person he's scapegoating Angela for turns out to be his mistress. Neurolimal fucked around with this message at 00:25 on May 9, 2021 |
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May 9, 2021 00:23
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for tories, add in a picture of julius caesar getting stabbed
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May 9, 2021 00:25
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i can think of one labor insider that wanted to have sex with him
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May 9, 2021 00:26
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https://twitter.com/kglasss/status/1391171833597136896 You love to see it.
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May 9, 2021 00:34
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jabby posted:Nah, it matters. Even if they don't win, the politics of the leader of the opposition matters. Also I think it has been demonstrated that this watching them absolutely flail is the funniest loving poo poo and that's definitely worth a few quid to me.
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May 9, 2021 00:40
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Absolute top tier meltdown today.
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May 9, 2021 00:42
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Top Keir Meltdown
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May 9, 2021 00:52
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New 'keith is an op' theory just dropped: https://twitter.com/pashukanist/status/1390957366376603652?s=21
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May 9, 2021 00:55
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COMRADES, WE WILL MAKE THE CHANGES THAT NEED TO BE MADE.
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May 9, 2021 00:59
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https://twitter.com/JennyChapman/status/1228256283498860546 Feb 14, 2020
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May 9, 2021 01:03
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Convex posted:I'm seeing Kier Starmer in the trolley problem jiggling the lever just the right way to jacknife the train and obliterate everything in sight, including him Obligatory: 
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May 9, 2021 01:07
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It took turning on Angela for an hour for Keith to have his career and marriage destroyed by what seems to be an open secret. Angie is cold blooded.
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May 9, 2021 01:31
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wtf did i miss the past 24 hours?
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May 9, 2021 01:36
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Starmer took responsibility by sacking all the women in the cabinet and pissed off everyone else in the party and apparently he did it because he's shagging jenny chapman. Forensic!
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May 9, 2021 01:37
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Chuka Umana posted:wtf did i miss the past 24 hours? Sir Lewis Hamilton has pole position in the Spanish GP
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May 9, 2021 01:37
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when is someone going to put him out of his misery!!!
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May 9, 2021 01:40
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At this rate he will have managed that himself by next week.
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May 9, 2021 01:41
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Integrity. Authority. Unity.
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May 9, 2021 01:42
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https://twitter.com/breadandposes/status/1391159507364028419
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May 9, 2021 02:12
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Azza Bamboo posted:COMRADES, WE WILL MAKE THE CHANGES THAT NEED TO BE MADE. What is to be done? The changes. The changes are to be done.
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May 9, 2021 02:35
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It's cool that the Labour right saw support for social democratic parties drain across Europe and never thought it could happen to them.
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May 9, 2021 03:15
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They aren't even social democratic, starmer has offered literally no policy whatsoever in his tenure, all he does is waffle on about "values" and how in touch he is with the working people of britain without actually doing anything you could call politics. And amazingly people come back and say they have no idea what labour stands for and they don't like him.
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May 9, 2021 03:21
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I cant imagine even the most critical leftist expected Starmer to halve Labour's Hartlepool vote share. Just a tremendous discrediting of the idea that Labour simply needs to run rightward & not feature jeremiah crinbin to win.
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May 9, 2021 03:28
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Chuka Umana posted:wtf did i miss the past 24 hours? The destruction of labour AND Keith’s marriage by his own hubris
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May 9, 2021 03:43
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https://twitter.com/BBCBweaking/status/1391151578409848833?s=19 Binface at least beat Wario Corbyn and Peter Gammons. Fox got enough first round votes to act smug about it.
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May 9, 2021 04:34
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Live pictures from the Starmer residence 
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May 9, 2021 04:53
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It's genuinely great that he's just coming off as a massive loving sleaze because that's literally been the only thing he whinges at boris about. Turns out he also can't keep his dick in his pants and acts like an infant under the slightest pressure.
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May 9, 2021 05:03
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Say what you like about Tony Blair but he stuck by his token working class deputy even after he decided to land a right hook straight on a voters jaw
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May 9, 2021 06:22
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smellmycheese posted:Say what you like about Tony Blair He's a oval office
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May 9, 2021 07:08
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20 hours after my AZ shot. My neck feels like I've been in a car crash. I haven't felt any nausea though (which I was expecting). I got about 2 hours sleep. Hopefully it slowly gets better from now on?
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May 9, 2021 07:31
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It wiped me out for about 24 hours but yeah it picks up fairly quickly once you start to plateau.
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May 9, 2021 07:37
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pasokos
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May 9, 2021 07:42
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Kieth can't even do sleaze right. Having an affair with another MP and high level party bureaucrat is a way of going about that's very likely to eventually backfire.
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May 9, 2021 07:57
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I genuinely wonder if he has literally just spend the last year and a half getting shitfaced on the party dime and shagging.
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May 9, 2021 08:00
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Tbh if I was leader of the Labour Party that's what I 'd do.
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