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Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
They had Sarwar on too to balance out McDonnell. I thought John was actually remarkably restrained compared to what he could have said.

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Kier starmer: “honestly, the truth of the matter Neil, is that the voters just got it wrong. I would be a much better leader than boris but the electorate couldn’t, or were unwilling to see that”.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
This thread keeps making jokes then I go on Twitter and find out they're just real

https://twitter.com/postingdad/status/1391310530241957889

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
https://twitter.com/mattzarb/status/1391321075007594503?s=19

video

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


There's a loving in your eyes all the way
If I listen to your lies, would you say
I'm a man without conviction
I'm a man who doesn't know
How to sell a contradiction
You come and go, you come and go

Starmer Starmer Starmer Starmer Starmer Starmeleon
It's time to go, it's time to goooooo

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
https://twitter.com/owenjones84/status/1391323571948036097?s=21

loooooooooooool

XMNN
Apr 26, 2008
I am incredibly stupid
personally if I hadn't been fired from my job or just fired someone and Twitter was explodin with rumours that I had, I would probably use my twitter account to say that I hadn't

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

"Me bad want votes now, me sick".

Mandelson: "oooh he card read good"

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019
The only sad thing about his disaster is that Blair didn't pin his flag to Starmer's sinking ship like Mandelson did.

No Dignity
Oct 15, 2007

Failed Imagineer posted:

"Me bad want votes now, me sick".

Mandelson: "oooh he card read good"

IT'S KIETH STUPID

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
I think that if you just did the opposite of what Starmer decided to do you'd have a pretty effective means of being a political savant.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

multijoe posted:

IT'S KIETH STUPID

lol

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
John McDonnell only looks about 5'9 or so I reckon.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
I feel like we need a new thread title to fully capture the comedy of the past 48 hours, but I don't know what it should be.

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

Darth Walrus posted:

I feel like we need a new thread title to fully capture the comedy of the past 48 hours, but I don't know what it should be.

UKMT May 2021 - Schrodinger's Shadow Cabinet

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

NotJustANumber99 posted:

John McDonnell only looks about 5'9 or so I reckon.

aye but that's not why they call him big john

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/danwaddell/status/1391323503631155201?s=19

Lol

Blaisedell
May 7, 2008

Soylent Yellow posted:

UKMT May 2021 - Schrodinger's Shadow Cabinet

UKMT May 2021 - Change the things that need changing and that is the change we will bring about

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Blaisedell posted:

UKMT May 2021 - Change the things that need changing and that is the change we will bring about

That really should be it but sadly I don't think you can fit its magnificence into a title.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back
oh the things they are a-changin'

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Amusingly the last day seems to have convinced even /r/LabourUK that Starmer is a completely useless prick.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I wonder how zero gravitas is taking the news.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Incredibly bleak that he got off with manslaughter. He Decided to kill himself and also felt that if he was dead his wife would have no reason to carry on living, so he drowned her then repeatedly failed to commit suicide. Seemingly had no conception that his wife might be a human being with an existence beyond his own.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Are we 20 points ahead yet?

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!





:yikes:

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


sebzilla posted:

"No of course she's not sacked, she's been promoted to, uh..."

*grabs random sheet of paper from desk and reads it*

"Shadow Home Secretary? Bloody hell, Nick's not going to be happy about this."

Lol

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!

DesperateDan posted:

aye but that's not why they call him big john

Big John and Long Corbyn.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Failed Imagineer posted:

"Me bad want votes now, me sick".

Mandelson: "oooh he card read good"

LOL again

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/inthesedeserts/status/1391333580660527108?s=19

Oh no.

https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1390760268377083913?s=19

OHNO

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
UKMT- gunboat diplomacy during the copium wars

SpaceCommie
Oct 2, 2008

I'm escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by Capitalism ...

SPACE!



XMNN posted:

personally if I hadn't been fired from my job or just fired someone and Twitter was explodin with rumours that I had, I would probably use my twitter account to say that I hadn't

Neither Rayner nor Stamer have tweeted since the 6th. Seems it would have been really easy to counter the narrative.

Unfortunately there's no spicy likes from Rayner's twitter account either

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


He also identifies as a comedian and people don't respect that either.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said
anyone have a good read on when the batley and spen by-election is likely to be held?

also and completely unrelated, anyone know what the current record for shortest term of an (elected not transitional formalities) labour leader is? just curious like

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012
https://twitter.com/Andrew_Adonis/status/1391315496721653761?s=20

This has to be a bit at this point, surely.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

DesperateDan posted:

aye but that's not why they call him big john

Everyone knew you didn't give no lip to Big John

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnnHprUGKF0

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Fire & Rehire would make a good title but there's just too much pratfalling to fit the last 48hrs into a single sentence.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

serious gaylord posted:

Him today and Corbyns wonderful interview yesterday are brilliant tbf.

I missed that, do you have a link?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I am entirely certain his house is just full of tony blair sex dolls.

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


Things are moving too quickly for me to keep up. Is Starmer really shagging Jenny Chapman or is that just a meme? The past 48 hours have been so ridiculous that I can't keep fact from fiction any more.

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


JordanKai posted:

Things are moving too quickly for me to keep up. Is Starmer really shagging Jenny Chapman or is that just a meme? The past 48 hours have been so ridiculous that I can't keep fact from fiction any more.

It's probably just coz she's a woman and the British press is sexist and childish

But otoh it's funny so it's definitely true

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