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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

JordanKai posted:

Things are moving too quickly for me to keep up. Is Starmer really shagging Jenny Chapman or is that just a meme? The past 48 hours have been so ridiculous that I can't keep fact from fiction any more.

A notable journalist tweeted it as something a Labour source told him, then immediately deleted it. It will never get reported on in any way (or at least not for years) so pretty much up to the reader if you want to believe it or not. And obviously everyone wants to believe it.

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

OwlFancier posted:

I am entirely certain his house is just full of tony blair sex dolls.

lf bro to charge electability crystals with

justcola
May 22, 2004

La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo

this has been a funny weekend and good thread to encapsulate it, thank you sweet goons

Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

JordanKai posted:

Things are moving too quickly for me to keep up. Is Starmer really shagging Jenny Chapman or is that just a meme? The past 48 hours have been so ridiculous that I can't keep fact from fiction any more.

Journalists posts and immediately deletes a tweet saying that a source says Starmer's wife doesn't let Chapman in the house.

It's definitely just rumour at this point, but it's not made up like the Swinson squirrel thing.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
it's possible starmer's wife doesn't let her in the house because she's an insufferable arsehole or is maybe just very flatulent

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Perhaps she steals ornaments.

KIETH WHERE IS THE LITTLE CHINA PIG THAT WAS ON THE MANTLEPIECE SHES BEEN HERE AGAIN HASNT SHE?!?!

jiggerypokery
Feb 1, 2012

...But I could hardly wait six months with a red hot jape like that under me belt.

Maybe it's simply not covid safe

Fakeedit lol

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

crispix posted:

an insufferable arsehole or is maybe just very flatulent

Aren't those the same thing?

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Yeah they don't necessarily have to have had an affair. His wife might have just caught him cracking one out scrolling through her Google image results or something.

blunt
Jul 7, 2005


gently caress it, get Blair back. They're not gonna win anyway and seeing him get his electoral poo poo shoved in would be cathartic.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

I missed that, do you have a link?

https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/1390739030111883267

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear







Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
glad to see Big John has been getting his trombone practice in

domhal
Dec 30, 2008


0.000% of Communism has been built. Evil child-murdering billionaires still rule the world with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is make himself *sad*. It has, however, made him into a very, very smart boy with something like a university degree in Truth. Instead of building Communism, he now builds a precise model of this grotesque, duplicitous world.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Has.... Has Starmer's PR team told him to cosplay as Andy Burnham? I'm losing my loving mind

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Julio Cruz posted:

glad to see Big John has been getting his trombone practice in
learning his part for a performance of horns.aiff

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Big "Just gently caress My poo poo Up" energy

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Frankly this is just embarrassing now. This won't get your kids back Kier.

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


https://twitter.com/REWearmouth/status/1391337934729748480

Looks like the Labour Right has cracked the code. It's the unions that are holding Labour back.

:confused:

JordanKai fucked around with this message at 12:23 on May 9, 2021

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The unions are literally their only source of funding lmao.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Can't help noticing Starmer in this picture has copied Corbyn's specs (from the C4 Corbyn interview).
Is he thinking this will help him look more electable?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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JordanKai posted:

https://twitter.com/REWearmouth/status/1391337934729748480

Looks like the Labour Right has cracked the code. It's the unions that are holding Labour back.

:confused:

Big: "We lost because YOU were all weak" energy.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said
mandy presumably knows this is the last gasp for him if not kier also and is just going for broke

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Josef bugman posted:

Big: "We lost because YOU were all weak" energy.

Very unfair to chaos cultists to compare them to mandelson.

StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum
Trickett is setting Keith on fire:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0sZ6RkS3g

Got in late but it's a good lineup:

https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1391348098849406979

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I really, really do hope that this sinks the labour right because they've all thrown their lot in with starmer.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/resophonick/status/1391288617449005058?s=19

It's an amazing clip. People are still furious about austerity and aim that fury at the party who isn't even in charge of that. An utter failure to communicate to the public.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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OwlFancier posted:

Very unfair to chaos cultists to compare them to mandelson.

"We need a new leader, this one is dead"

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



JordanKai posted:

https://twitter.com/REWearmouth/status/1391337934729748480

Looks like the Labour Right has cracked the code. It's the unions that are holding Labour back.

:confused:

Ah yes, it is the Leftists who are wrong :allears:

How are Labor more Lolworthy than the Democrats? That shouldn't be humanly possible

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
one of starmer's mates was on tv and the only thing she's taken away from this weekend is that labour need "clearer, crisper messaging" lol

the lettuce party :parrot:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/alexnunns/status/1391355005358297090?s=20

Imagine appointing someone who admires Claire Fox. LOL

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

OwlFancier posted:

The unions are literally their only source of funding lmao.

God I want them to finally chase the unions off so they can move their support to someone else and labour can finally loving die in a corner.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Gonzo McFee posted:

https://twitter.com/resophonick/status/1391288617449005058?s=19

It's an amazing clip. People are still furious about austerity and aim that fury at the party who isn't even in charge of that. An utter failure to communicate to the public.

Saudi Paul is partially responsible for the hospital closure though. A big reason Labour can't recover is that most of the big names that get media attention are just as pro-austerity and pro-privatisation as the Tories ever were and so without a very public split there's no way to convince large amounts of the public that the left will legislate in a left way.

Corbyn should have kicked Blair and a bunch of others out of the party.

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

Really hope they make Jess Phillips the leader

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I'd never believe that the leadership response to these election losses would be doubling down on attacking the left but the evidence presented by this weekend indicates that yes, they absolutely are that stupid and shortsighted lol.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1391358031938654209

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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Pistol_Pete posted:

I'd never believe that the leadership response to these election losses would be doubling down on attacking the left but the evidence presented by this weekend indicates that yes, they absolutely are that stupid and shortsighted lol.

The thing that boggles me is that they appear to be doing this to anyone left of like akehurst. If you are going to purge you need to do it one faction at a time. Instead this is just incompetent flailing.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

forkboy84 posted:

https://twitter.com/alexnunns/status/1391355005358297090?s=20

Imagine appointing someone who admires Claire Fox. LOL

her previous include advising gordo not to call an election and advising northern rock shortly before the collapse, the edstone was just the beginning of what we're about to witness

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Rustybear posted:

her previous include advising gordo not to call an election and advising northern rock shortly before the collapse, the edstone was just the beginning of what we're about to witness

https://twitter.com/rushinformalism/status/1391185095940268035

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

uuuughhuhgh why dob't people like me i do clever soundbites and potato hands when i talbk and i habd by picture taken doing all things the brutush people who do JOBS JOBS JOBS do :mad:

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