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A Moose posted:Anyone have those weird workplace harassment training slides where a woman is bullying an Italian guy for not having a big enough lunch? I need dumb work training slides and I think I saw them in this thread but it was a couple weeks ago
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# ? May 12, 2021 14:44 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:19 |
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thanks! My friends are talking about workplace harassment training and how dumb all the examples are but that has to be the worst example I've ever seen. It could almost be satire
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# ? May 12, 2021 14:50 |
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The harassment training I had to do for my job this year was done by a new company. I don't know if they were trying to be inclusive or really have something against LGBTQ people because every other scenario was same sex harassment or people with very ethnic sounding names harassing people.
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# ? May 12, 2021 14:57 |
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Alterian posted:The harassment training I had to do for my job this year was done by a new company. I don't know if they were trying to be inclusive or really have something against LGBTQ people because every other scenario was same sex harassment or people with very ethnic sounding names harassing people. Weird, my friends were saying the same thing. Our theory is that its designed to make angry white dudes less defensive by not making them the bad guy right away so they might actually learn something instead of dismissing it immediately. Either that or it was made by chuds
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# ? May 12, 2021 14:59 |
hire 👏 more 👏 minority 👏 harassers 👏
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# ? May 12, 2021 14:59 |
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As an Italian man myself I feel compelled to say she is absolutely correct and he was eating a shameful sandwich. I'm sure he gets poo poo from his cousins, also all named Michael, all the time.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:00 |
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Oh, come on. There has to be at least a couple of Tonys in the family.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:04 |
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A Moose posted:thanks! My friends are talking about workplace harassment training and how dumb all the examples are but that has to be the worst example I've ever seen. It could almost be satire The Australian government recently commissioned a bunch of training videos and lesson packs for school kids to teach them about consent and they were loving terrible. Here's one that got pulled from the official website the day after it launched because the entire country went "WTF, how much tax payers money went towards this idiotic bullshit???!???" and the government got all pissy that people were laughing at them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3aHhNKIcKU (You might need a VPN to view it) Here's the lovely website: https://thegoodsociety.gov.au/ E: Note also that the current Australian government are a bunch of right wing christian douchebags who have had a whole slew of sexual harassment/assault incidents in recent years and this was an obvious attempt for them to save some face and make it look like they were doing something about the issue on a wider scale, except because they're right wing christian douchebags of course the end result was really loving awkward and dumb. Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 15:09 on May 12, 2021 |
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Robobot posted:As an Italian man myself I feel compelled to say she is absolutely correct and he was eating a shameful sandwich. I'm sure he gets poo poo from his cousins, also all named Michael, all the time. Time to take the quiz at the end of the training! Harassing Italian people in your workplace is A. Never OK, all coworkers deserve respect and a safe place of work. B. Hilarious! Gabbagool, eyy I’m filling out TPS reports ovah here. C. Allowed - Italians don’t count as minorities! D. B and C
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:06 |
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space uncle posted:Time to take the quiz at the end of the training! D! badda-bing, fuhgeddaboudit
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:10 |
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A Moose posted:Weird, my friends were saying the same thing. Our theory is that its designed to make angry white dudes less defensive by not making them the bad guy right away so they might actually learn something instead of dismissing it immediately. Either that or it was made by chuds Apparently there are A LOT of ethnic-named lesbians stalking ex girlfriends in the workplace.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:11 |
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Come on people, don't make fun of someones sandwich, no matter where they're from. Unless they're Swedish. Swedish bread sucks so bad even their own king joked about it.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:17 |
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MrUnderbridge posted:Oh, come on. There has to be at least a couple of Tonys in the family. The Tonys are also named Michael. The Michaels are also named Tony.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:19 |
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Not sure if this helps, A Moose, but I got this on a real job application. Submitting with none of the answers was not allowed.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:26 |
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Emily Spinach posted:The Tonys are also named Michael. The Michaels are also named Tony. There are also a bunch of Petey’s, Paulie’s, and a couple of Joey’s. Half of them have sisters named Marie.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:26 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The Australian government recently commissioned a bunch of training videos and lesson packs for school kids to teach them about consent and they were loving terrible. drat, beaten. I'm going to refrain from including any other information on the government's reason for putting out the campaign because this is the funny thread and they are universally loving evil and the poo poo that came to light should have resulted in every single one of them getting dragged from parliament house and hung by their feet from lampposts and fires lit under them. But the original website did give us this incredible image: And if you're wondering if their anti-sexual assault campaign consisted almost exclusively of women hurting men and not the other way around - they answer is yes.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:27 |
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What is there even to laugh at?
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:35 |
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fartknocker posted:There are also a bunch of Petey’s, Paulie’s, and a couple of Joey’s. Half of them have sisters named Marie. The other half of them have sisters named Toni. Re: bad harassment videos, I found this thread a few weeks back and have been giggling about it since: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3899002
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:36 |
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Humphreys posted:Because he keeps loving with the development of the M2 Bradley. This needs more love.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:45 |
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Good boy.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:55 |
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Took me a moment to realize "my idiot furry son" did not refer to a human.
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:57 |
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Same here, and I like the idea that a furry's dad said, "OK, you can keep living here and wear your fursuit, but you have to sleep in the yard at night and bark at bears who try to get into the trash."
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# ? May 12, 2021 15:59 |
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Yoshi Wins posted:Same here, and I like the idea that a furry's dad said, "OK, you can keep living here and wear your fursuit, but you have to sleep in the yard at night and bark at bears who try to get into the trash." Even better that he agreed to it
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# ? May 12, 2021 16:02 |
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It's me, I'm the bear that keeps killing deer for their bones that I then have to bring to a dog just so I can get some delicious trash. Might sound like a lovely MMORPG-quest but it's true.
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# ? May 12, 2021 16:48 |
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I just remembered the other image I was trying to find. I saw a video explaining the neopets black market, and someone made a comment that at least its less dumb than bitcoin, so now I'm looking for the "It can't be that dumb, you must be explaining it wrong" bitcoin logo, and I can't find it. Maybe it originated here?
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# ? May 12, 2021 17:04 |
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A Moose posted:I just remembered the other image I was trying to find. I saw a video explaining the neopets black market, and someone made a comment that at least its less dumb than bitcoin, so now I'm looking for the "It can't be that dumb, you must be explaining it wrong" bitcoin logo, and I can't find it. Maybe it originated here?
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# ? May 12, 2021 17:42 |
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OwlFancier posted:Took me a moment to realize "my idiot furry son" did not refer to a human. Same, and I wondered what it means to "bork" at things. My mind immediately went to some sort of Muppets / Swedish Chef cosplay.
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# ? May 12, 2021 18:37 |
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I call it "bruffing"
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# ? May 12, 2021 18:49 |
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BrianBoitano posted:Not sure if this helps, A Moose, but I got this on a real job application. Submitting with none of the answers was not allowed. If you click the raise one, you don't get hired
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# ? May 12, 2021 19:31 |
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Lodin posted:It's me, I'm the bear that keeps killing deer for their bones that I then have to bring to a dog just so I can get some delicious trash. Might sound like a lovely MMORPG-quest but it's true. its the inverse of an mmorpg quest. a bear rear end is bringing treasure to get access to garbage
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# ? May 12, 2021 19:54 |
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Velocity Raptor posted:Sounds like win-win either way. Admins please rename me Golden Depression
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# ? May 12, 2021 20:07 |
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# ? May 12, 2021 23:42 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:If you click the raise one, you don't get hired And then they print out a sheet of paper that says "Nobody wants 2 work anymore " and tape it up to the window.
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# ? May 12, 2021 23:42 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:The Australian government recently commissioned a bunch of training videos and lesson packs for school kids to teach them about consent and they were loving terrible. Also, why are there references to two Kelis songs in this?
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# ? May 13, 2021 00:27 |
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# ? May 13, 2021 00:28 |
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Bright Side: Millennials just might be the last generation to enjoy the same life expectancy as the one before.
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# ? May 13, 2021 01:12 |
Dave Syndrome posted:Same, and I wondered what it means to "bork" at things. My mind immediately went to some sort of Muppets / Swedish Chef cosplay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCAORZphnlY
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# ? May 13, 2021 02:23 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Bright Side: Lucky rear end Gen Z
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# ? May 13, 2021 02:42 |
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Don't forget the gold standard of sexual harassment videos. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1X0kzDKXyQ
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# ? May 13, 2021 05:29 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:Bright Side: Doubtful, you see the poo poo that we eat
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