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Drunkboxer posted:Villaretardo I know you’re mocking Adam, but don’t do this.
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# ? May 12, 2021 22:43 |
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Grant DaNasty posted:I remember this! Didn't Lynette leave Sonny in the hospital while she went to go see Bruce Springsteen in concert for the millionth time? Good god. How old was he when this happened? Call me a bitch but this would have hosed me up forever
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# ? May 12, 2021 22:48 |
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Riptor posted:something like 5 years ago Lynette went on some podcast from the Greater Carolla Podcast Universe (maybe with Allison Rosen at the time? I don't know, I think it was a woman who hosted the podcast, and someone who worked with Adam) and the whole thing was her very sadly/exasperatedly talking about how hard it is to deal with Adam and just sort of making excuses for all his behavior at the same time Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DkNBFshjB8
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# ? May 12, 2021 22:51 |
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Red posted:Reminds me of Yeah the "kid doesn't need a second helmet" also immediately reminded me of "Adam peed in my kid's sandbox" story. The twins were like kindergarten age when I stopped listening, so I had no idea where they were now. I remember him telling a story about putting Sonny to bed, Sonny stopping Adam as he's walking out of the room to say "hey dad, I love you", and Adam tearing up. Real sad to see how things ended up after literal decades of him bitching about how little effort his parents put into his childhood.
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# ? May 12, 2021 23:31 |
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beep by grandpa posted:Good god. How old was he when this happened? Call me a bitch but this would have hosed me up forever I wanna say somewhere in the 8-11 age range.
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# ? May 12, 2021 23:39 |
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I remember a photo bring posted in this thread about the kid wiping out (post wipeout), kid looked real upset Mightve been from Twitter?
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# ? May 13, 2021 00:46 |
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I snipped it out of the quote earlier instead of just spoilering it for some reason It was kosher back then dunno if it'd fly now
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# ? May 13, 2021 01:56 |
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WEH posted:I snipped it out of the quote earlier instead of just spoilering it for some reason Frankly I appreciate it
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# ? May 13, 2021 01:58 |
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BOTH Adam and Lynette left him like that?
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# ? May 13, 2021 03:24 |
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Tweak posted:BOTH Adam and Lynette left him like that? Well springsteen was in town, what do you expect?
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# ? May 13, 2021 10:21 |
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Tweak posted:BOTH Adam and Lynette left him like that? She had a Springsteen show she wanted to see and Adam's explanation was that he had multiple podcasts to record.
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# ? May 13, 2021 10:49 |
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I no longer care what stupid horrifying bullshit adam has said throughout his rightwing bootstraps blahblah poo poo, the act of abandoning your young child at a hospital, who has a head injury, all by himself to go to a concert is most of the more revolting things I've ever heard of in my entire life I know I'm sounding dramatic but this just really upsets me
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# ? May 13, 2021 14:20 |
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No you're right. It was bad just hearing but then seeing how badly the kid was injured really drives it home. poo poo I skipped an equivalent outing when my dog had a tummy ache.
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# ? May 13, 2021 14:23 |
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beep by grandpa posted:I no longer care what stupid horrifying bullshit adam has said throughout his rightwing bootstraps blahblah poo poo, the act of abandoning your young child at a hospital, who has a head injury, all by himself to go to a concert is most of the more revolting things I've ever heard of in my entire life It's especially bad when you stop to consider how often Adam threw his parents under the bus for not being there for him.
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# ? May 13, 2021 14:49 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:It's especially bad when you stop to consider how often Adam threw his parents under the bus for not being there for him. "My dad went to go record some podcasts and my mom went to a concert, so they left me at the hospital with a head-wound" could easily be an Adam story about his parents if you replaced podcasts with doing AM talk radio or something.
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# ? May 13, 2021 15:09 |
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Blowjob Overtime posted:"My dad went to go record some podcasts and my mom went to a concert, so they left me at the hospital with a head-wound" could easily be an Adam story about his parents if you replaced podcasts with doing AM talk radio or something. Ugh, yes. I wish he was still doing Loveline and espousing vaguely lefty takes with the odd right wing take that Drew or callers mock him for. It'd be funny if this kid ended up a left wing firebrand out of bitterness towards his folks (Adam would still take credit for it, though). I remember the Loveline feed back when I still used iTunes. Good times. Also, gently caress Giovanni. El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 15:27 on May 13, 2021 |
# ? May 13, 2021 15:24 |
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How could you distance yourself from your thoughts/concerns about his injury far enough to even enjoy a concert on any level
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# ? May 13, 2021 15:30 |
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beep by grandpa posted:How could you distance yourself from your thoughts/concerns about his injury far enough to even enjoy a concert on any level For some people, having kids is just a box to check as an accomplishment. They clearly rely on the maid to actually raise their kids.
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# ? May 13, 2021 15:56 |
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WEH posted:I snipped it out of the quote earlier instead of just spoilering it for some reason That’s way worse than I imagined
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# ? May 13, 2021 17:37 |
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beep by grandpa posted:I no longer care what stupid horrifying bullshit adam has said throughout his rightwing bootstraps blahblah poo poo, the act of abandoning your young child at a hospital, who has a head injury, all by himself to go to a concert is most of the more revolting things I've ever heard of in my entire life It should.
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# ? May 13, 2021 18:57 |
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beep by grandpa posted:I no longer care what stupid horrifying bullshit adam has said throughout his rightwing bootstraps blahblah poo poo, the act of abandoning your young child at a hospital, who has a head injury, all by himself to go to a concert is most of the more revolting things I've ever heard of in my entire life I have a 3-year old, and I cannot imagine anything worse than seeing my kid like that. You're not overreacting, at all.
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# ? May 13, 2021 21:52 |
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Why even mention that your son ate poo poo on a bicycle, and that you left him in the hospital with the nanny. wtf
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# ? May 13, 2021 23:07 |
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ninjoatse.cx posted:Why even mention that your son ate poo poo on a bicycle, and that you left him in the hospital with the nanny. wtf It builds grit, you see.
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# ? May 14, 2021 00:30 |
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It’s that little bit of grit that turns into a pearl of spite for your negligent parents. There’s few things more reprehensible than leaving your prone children. I would almost say it’s an instinctual reaction to protect them if it wasn’t for entitled shits like Adam. Also, just as a parting shot for him: Adam doesn’t know anywhere close to what he thinks he does in construction, he’s a hack there too.
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# ? May 14, 2021 00:59 |
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Wasn't it mostly stuff that made some sort of sense in the 80s/90s? I feel like i read something to the effect of "it hasnt been done that way in 20 years" at some point
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# ? May 14, 2021 01:31 |
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WEH posted:Wasn't it mostly stuff that made some sort of sense in the 80s/90s? I feel like i read something to the effect of "it hasnt been done that way in 20 years" at some point As far as I recall, his construction experience consists of: - Garbage pick-up/demolition when he started - Earthquake-proofing houses in LA - Cabinet making He had a construction podcast (Ace on the House?) he did with Ray, but I quickly quit them because they were annoying as poo poo, except for one I liked with Cliff from Cheers. From what I remember, he and Ray argued to the point where Adam would shout him down, and they took one or two questions, leading to a spiraling rant from Adam. Edit: In fact, I think he and Ray knew each other from working in carpet cleaning, not construction. I never read the books, so someone else may know more.
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# ? May 14, 2021 03:00 |
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They were childhood friends who went to school together, played football together, etc.
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# ? May 14, 2021 03:06 |
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ray would fill his rear end with water from a hose then spray it everywhere. this was the foundation of their friendship
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# ? May 14, 2021 03:39 |
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I remember reading about how Adam pities Ray for having a rent controlled place or something. Like that's a bad thing.
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# ? May 14, 2021 03:45 |
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pangstrom posted:They were childhood friends who went to school together, played football together, etc. Oh, that's right; Ray was the huge kid who was good at football, and continually hosed over Adam.
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# ? May 14, 2021 03:51 |
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Red posted:As far as I recall, his construction experience consists of: That podcast is still going. It's Adam and Strohmer (sp?) now. Strohmer is a pretty mellow folkys guy, so he isn't Ray by a long shot. He does know his way around construction, though. Not sure about the chemistry of the hosts, but the chemistry of the calls/writers is great. They are people calling in with construction questions who know as much about construction as as the loveline callers know about sex and biology. Caller: So there's in the beam in my garage from a large tree falling on it. I'm thinking about fixing it up with wood putty and carpenter's glue... Ace: No, if it's actually split it need to be replaced. If it can't be replaced, they made steel plates that attach to either sides of the beam if the split is small enough. *pause* Caller, undaunted: ...so when I put the putty in in, it falls out whenever it rains and gets wet. What can I use to keep it in? Caller2: "I took out a wall by myself, and now my ceiling is starting to sag. Should I be concerned about that?"
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# ? May 14, 2021 15:18 |
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Him being useless in construction is funny considering he's got a TV show built around catching sloppy contractors in the act
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# ? May 14, 2021 21:55 |
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https://twitter.com/prageru/status/1397599159344041990?s=20
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# ? May 26, 2021 18:09 |
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There was some weird glitch in the matrix that created both a Jeremy Clarkson and an Adam Carolla, talented gearhead comedians with similarly long-yet-fat faces and bad politics.
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# ? May 26, 2021 19:01 |
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Tell that to lynette
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# ? May 26, 2021 21:18 |
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he's so based and cool and badass and won't let anyone tell him what to do wow
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# ? May 26, 2021 21:43 |
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pangstrom posted:There was some weird glitch in the matrix that created both a Jeremy Clarkson and an Adam Carolla, talented gearhead comedians with similarly long-yet-fat faces and bad politics. Not weird at all, they should have been separated by an entire ocean. Its not the matrix's fault that we allowed them to become international celebrities and travel.
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# ? May 27, 2021 02:30 |
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I'm not even saying this to be funny, but I don't think I've ever considered Adam a comedian.
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# ? May 27, 2021 07:37 |
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he’s less of a comedian and more of a comedy factory
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# ? May 27, 2021 12:20 |
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# ? May 22, 2024 16:11 |
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To be clear, they intended it to be cancel-proof, right? Without the hyphen I read it as Adam being proof of cancellation.
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# ? May 27, 2021 15:28 |