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Ugly In The Morning posted:E: also “sissy hypno vortex porno” can be sung to the TMNT theme song. So can "Won't put on the homo helmet"
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SpacePig posted:So can "Won't put on the homo helmet"  e: thought this was the meme thread, but i still stand by it
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Horses should have gone extinct as soon as we discovered the steam engine or the bicycle or shoes or anything that let us move faster without relying on giant anxiety-riddled idiots with chisels for feet and ants for brains
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Biplane posted:You simply punch them in their weak spot. 
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Danaru posted:The only time I had to fight a cat was when one got stuck on my deck and flipped poo poo because my dog was looking at it, and it hissed at us and I'm like dude this is MY loving house nobody asked you to come here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8r1hy9ofQI Is this you?
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May 15, 2021 05:27
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Why did you edit out the funniest part
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May 15, 2021 05:34
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Bismuth posted:Why did you edit out the funniest part I didn't think it was appropriate.
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I could beat up almost any animal in a fist fight because most animals don't even have fists. They would use their mouths or feet and be instantly disqualified.
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May 15, 2021 05:38
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Spinz posted:We just need to fashion some kind of rudimentary lathe Gorignak wasn't one of the animals listed 
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May 15, 2021 05:39
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Horses are very sweet animals, but they're dangerously stupid. It takes training and practice to not get hosed up by one in the course of its usual business. Fighting one would surely end in disaster for all involved.
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May 15, 2021 05:46
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Nebrilos posted:I didn't think it was appropriate. 
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May 15, 2021 05:55
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ReidRansom posted:Horses are very sweet animals, but they're dangerously stupid. It takes training and practice to not get hosed up by one in the course of its usual business. Fighting one would surely end in disaster for all involved. I feel like if a person tried to fight a horse, the horse would just kick them. The person would be hosed up; the horse would be fine.
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May 15, 2021 05:58
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RoboRodent posted:It just says "beat." Do I have to fight to the death? There's a number of animals on there I feel fairly certain about my ability to convince to not fight me, but unarmed I think me and a rat would be a pretty even match, if for some reason one wanted to fight me. I might be bigger, but a rat is faster and has way more bite strength than I do.
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May 15, 2021 06:15
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Somehow was there also suddenly a second rat??
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May 15, 2021 06:28
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My favorite part of this is how the the kangaroo clearly has no idea what to do after the guy punches him. Nature has not prepared him for this moment.
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May 15, 2021 06:57
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I also don't know exactly what "some of those who work forces" means but I do know that the key to killing an elephant is to get the grizzly and the lion on your side.
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christmas boots posted:My favorite part of this is how the the kangaroo clearly has no idea what to do after the guy punches him. Nature has not prepared him for this moment. Not even nature is prepared for Australians.
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learnincurve posted:I live at the furthest point from the sea so seagulls are a other people problem, however I have to cycle through Canadian geese to get to the nearest shopping centre (mall) and Canadian geese are why puncture protection plays such a large role in my life. I know you’re in England, so you live near the pole of inaccessibility at Austrey, but I want to give gulls credit here. They can range way further from the sea. The Great Salt Lake has them, eight hundred and fifty kilometres from the Sea near San Francisco.
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Inspector 34 posted:I also don't know exactly what "some of those who work forces" means but I do know that the key to killing an elephant is to get the grizzly and the lion on your side. Or to get a bunch of ants to unite
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May 15, 2021 08:32
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I feel like a large inland body of salt water is sort of the definition of a sea.
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May 15, 2021 08:47
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Inspector 34 posted:I also don't know exactly what "some of those who work forces" means it means police, op Those in the law enforcement occupation, often referred to in the vernacular as "on the force."
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OwlFancier posted:I feel like a large inland body of salt water is sort of the definition of a sea. It’s not particular to the lake. 
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May 15, 2021 08:56
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loving in the designated nonbreeding area to piss off ornithologists.
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May 15, 2021 09:11
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Ugly In The Morning posted:In DND up through at least 3.5e a cat was likely to beat a level one commoner in a fight. The second edition "Elven cat", which was specifically just a cat, but an elf variety. Could handily beat up an Ogre.
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I think most folks could take a goose. It's just that we don't really want to hurt or kill things directly, because that tends to be something only psychopaths do.
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The Saddest Rhino posted:distinctive lack of rhinos in that poll 🤔 Rhinos topped the beast v. beast matchups. YouGov just didn’t deign to ask respondents if the respondent themselves could take one. 
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May 15, 2021 11:06
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Platystemon posted:Rhinos topped the beast v. beast matchups. YouGov just didn’t deign to ask respondents if the respondent themselves could take one. Nice.
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May 15, 2021 11:33
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lifg posted:Cats punch way above their weight class. I think I could win but I don’t know how much skin I’d have left. Even if you win you want to get antibiotics right after. I got bitten by a little bastard who sneaked into my kitchen and then freaked out when it found out the cat door had jammed behind it and my arm swelled up like I'd been bit by a cobra. Deptfordx posted:The second edition "Elven cat", which was specifically just a cat, but an elf variety. Could handily beat up an Ogre. You can tell them by the pointy ears?
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Platystemon posted:Rhinos topped the beast v. beast matchups. YouGov just didn’t deign to ask respondents if the respondent themselves could take one. I guess people don't realize how loving huge Polar bears are because they'd absolutely trash a Grizzly.
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Also boats. In fact, IIRC, Hippos kill more people than any other African animal. I think you will find that man is the most dangerous beast of all.
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May 15, 2021 13:33
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Also boats. In fact, IIRC, Hippos kill more people than any other African animal.  (but yeah hippos have got some claim like that if you phrase the question carefully enough to exclude humans, parasites &c)
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The most dangerous animal is Mycobacterium tuberculosis. It killed a billion people in the twentieth century. Bacteria aren’t really animals. Fungi are more closely related to animals than bacteria are.
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May 15, 2021 13:51
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:it means police, op It's RATM, every one of their metaphors is police
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Mosquitoes have killed over 52 billion humans, which is more that half of all humans who ever lived Today 17% of all infectious diseases are carried by Mosquitos and they kill 700,000 people a year.
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How unarmed is "unarmed"? Like I don't even know if I could take a rat if I'm naked, but if I get pants and shoes it's loving on.
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