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Just Chamber posted:If it did you wouldn't hold it by your ear 
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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000832515941.html "Spaghetti Poop Draw Lots Feces Table Board Game Fine Motor Kkills Family Party Toy"  "Fine Motor Kills" might be a good roller-derby name. also wow boy oh boy they are selling a LOT of silencers on aliexpress pew pew
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This Techmoan video was linked in another thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppo3IgHWDzA&t=367s The eBay link in the description is broken, but unsurprisingly, Ali has them. I have to say, I'm tempted in getting a Walkman and putting in one of those...
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May 15, 2021 03:23
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Anyone had this before?
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May 15, 2021 12:38
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norp posted:Anyone had this before? Ordering illegal sex arses and caught by customs?
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May 15, 2021 13:31
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Nah customs just straight up seizes illegal sex arses. I’ve had that one or similar before. I messaged the seller who said sorry we will resend and they extended the delivery time. It did show up eventually but I’m pretty sure the tracking number was never updated.
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May 15, 2021 14:15
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What’s illegal from Aliexpress? Butterfly knives I guess? I thought everything they sold was legal, but dangerous in less obvious ways like poisonous baby chew toys.
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May 15, 2021 14:50
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Those toothpick crossbows? Ed: over-wattage lasers, air gun parts, definitely-not-a-handgun-silencer are all on the naughty list
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a primate posted:What’s illegal from Aliexpress? Butterfly knives I guess? I thought everything they sold was legal, but dangerous in less obvious ways like poisonous baby chew toys. Legal where? All the NAZI stuff is definitely illegal in Germany.
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May 15, 2021 21:55
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Facebook Aunt posted:Legal where? All the NAZI stuff is definitely illegal in Germany. Nazi stuff? I don't see nazi stuff.   All I see here is WWII German Uniforms.
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May 15, 2021 22:11
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Irukandji Syndrome posted:Nazi stuff? I don't see nazi stuff. Yeah, all I see are a bunch of Hugo Boss knockoffs.
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Yeah, all I see are a bunch of Hugo Boss knockoffs. Which is fantastic. Fash boys dreaming of sharp SS uniforms, receive crumpled polyester with plastic buttons. Go to their rallies looking like they dressed in third rate Halloween costumes. Single stitched cheap thread on cheap polyester fabric, the armpit tears out the first time they do a nazi salute -- then the whole thing unravels within hours. lol
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May 15, 2021 22:20
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Yeah all/some of the above. In Australia: daggers, other certain knives, seeds or anything biological like that, lasers over 1mW and probably other stuff I’m forgetting.
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May 15, 2021 23:29
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I vaguely remember people in the UK getting in trouble for ordering sex toys with child-like proportions but I don't know whether the usual sex arses Fall into that category. The one we got our flatmate many years ago for his birthday was certainly very small, but then again why would you make a full size sex arse, where would customers even store it, and so forth. So uh, I guess don't order sex arses I'd they have young anime faces in them or something.
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May 15, 2021 23:38
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No I'm reconsidering my advice. Buy all the weird poo poo you can find and post the letters you're getting from customs.
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May 15, 2021 23:47
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Irukandji Syndrome posted:Nazi stuff? I don't see nazi stuff. Options. 
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The Bloop posted:Ordering illegal sex arses and caught by customs? Normally customs don't give two shits about stuff leaving the country But I'll take that suggestion about contacting the seller
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May 16, 2021 01:27
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DRINK ME posted:Yeah all/some of the above. Yeah I got done for over wattage lasers. A bunch of people in Perth were caught in a child porn ring after they ordered sex arses that were of child size.
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May 16, 2021 05:53
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At least something good came out of sex arses. (I mean the fact that they got caught.)
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Lord Stimperor posted:No I'm reconsidering my advice. Buy all the weird poo poo you can find and post the letters you're getting from customs. I’ve got some at home but aren’t home at the moment. Your biological matter, Unidentified Seeds, is in breach of blah blah blah and have been seized and will be destroyed. No penalty was assessed at this time but repeated breaches of Australia’s customs / bio-security laws may result in prosecution. Another one was we opened your knife because we thought it might be illegal but it wasn’t. We have repackaged it and sent it to you with this letter.
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May 16, 2021 10:51
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I did manage to get seeds sent but it turns out I am an idiot for buying alocasia seeds in the first place.
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May 16, 2021 12:07
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Humphreys posted:
Note to self, always buy the largest possible sex arse available
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Snowy posted:Note to self, always buy the largest possible sex arse available A danish radio satire show talked on this. In the end how can you ban sex child asses when it’s always possible to order a flesh light and a child sized doll? Then extrapolate a bit: when is it ok to have a sex doll and what perceived age is ok? Then some diatribe about banning ideas I want to stress: don’t buy a child sex rear end you weird fucks
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May 16, 2021 13:53
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Can people with hereditary dwarfism buy appropriately sized sex arses? Should micro-peen men be allowed a medical exemption to get a small sex arse so they can touch the sides? Who would have guessed that sex arses would prompt so much ethical theorising.
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May 16, 2021 13:58
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3D Megadoodoo posted:At least something came out of sex arses. Isn't it usually the other way around?
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May 16, 2021 14:17
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Son of a Vondruke! posted:Isn't it usually the other way around? Oh, you've never watched some german stuff.... or goon project 2girls1cup
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Boiled Water posted:A danish radio satire show talked on this. In the end how can you ban sex child asses when it’s always possible to order a flesh light and a child sized doll? I actually just want to take a look at what it looks like to satisfy my curiosity. But I am afraid to get on a list. I will wait until I m on a fast food wifi to search child sized sex rear end.
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Boiled Water posted:A danish radio satire show talked on this. In the end how can you ban sex child asses when it’s always possible to order a flesh light and a child sized doll? Sounds like a job for the ATF's interpretation of machine gun parts possession shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 15:58 on May 16, 2021 |
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shame on an IGA posted:Sounds like a job for the ATF's interpretation of machine gun parts possession No honest man needs 8 hours in a machine shop
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Irukandji Syndrome posted:Nazi stuff? I don't see nazi stuff. But what if I need to travel back to WW1?
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norp posted:Anyone had this before? I just had an order give a similar error.  Edit: Tracking just updated to "Parcel Return - Exception parcel handling in sorting center" Son of a Vondruke! fucked around with this message at 21:14 on May 16, 2021 |
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May 16, 2021 20:25
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 https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002241605038.html I'm not sure you're using that word right.
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Also, those are two left hands and it's freaking me out
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goatface posted:Can people with hereditary dwarfism buy appropriately sized sex arses? It’s all about ethics in sex rear end consumption.
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DRINK ME posted:Another one was we opened your knife because we thought it might be illegal but it wasn’t. We have repackaged it and sent it to you with this letter. I got one of those letters for my package of gummi bear shaped earrings
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MarcusSA posted:It’s all about ethics in sex rear end consumption. The Sex Arses sounds like a very minor early British punk band.
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Hobnob posted:The Sex Arses sounds like a very minor early British punk band. Never mind the bollocks, its the Sex Arses!
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May 17, 2021 09:11
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Has anyone bought safety razor blades from Aliexpress? I'm very hesitant to try because I don't want to try to shave with a dull piece of crap.
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Has anyone bought safety razor blades from Aliexpress? I'm very hesitant to try because I don't want to try to shave with a dull piece of crap. They have to be cheap enough to buy locally?
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Shaman Tank Spec posted:Has anyone bought safety razor blades from Aliexpress? I'm very hesitant to try because I don't want to try to shave with a dull piece of crap. Just don't. Buy a safety razor from Ali sure. But good blades are so cheap that any money you save won't offset the loss of skin.
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