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CYPHER You know, I know that this nectar doesn't exist. I know when I put it in my mouth, the PS3 is telling my brain that it is fun and immersive. After five hundred and ninety-nine dollars, do you know what I've realized? He shoves it in, eyes rolling up, feeling the signature haze fill his mind. CYPHER Ignorance is bliss. AGENT SMITH Then we have a deal? CYPHER I don't want to remember Haze.
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Lmao at everything P-Mack posted:Goldmine.
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:CYPHER lmfao
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:CYPHER lmfao
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John Murdoch: Here, let me ask you a question. You heard of a game called Haze? Inspector Frank Bumstead: Sure. John Murdoch: Did you play it? Inspector Frank Bumstead: Yeah. PS3 exclusive. John Murdoch: What was it like? Inspector Frank Bumstead: Right. It's the game with....with the... John Murdoch: What? What is Haze? Inspector Frank Bumstead: Just give me a second, will you... John Murdoch: You can't remember, can you?
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Games Journalist 1: Look at that... Games Journalist 2: It's... it's Haze! Games Journalist 1: Uh-huh! KoRN: You did it. You crazy son-of-a-bitch, you did it. Games Journalist 2: We could tear up the book on third-person shooters. It doesn't apply. Games Journalist 1: This thing has cover! Games Journalist 2: This guy uses bullet time? VATS? Kaz Hirai: Shane Carpenter? He uses nectar. Games Journalist 2, incredulous: Nectar! CEO of Gamestop: We're gonna make a fortune with this game. Games Journalist 2: How fast is it? Kaz Hirai: Well, we've clocked the vehicle segments at 30 frames per second. Games Journalist 1: V-Vehicle segments? Kaz Hirai: Mm-hmm. Games Journalist 1: You said you've got vehicle segments? Kaz Hirai: Uh-huh! Games Journalist 2: Say again? Kaz Hirai: Oh, we have vehicle segments! Games Journalist 1: Put your, put your head between your knees and breathe. Kaz Hirai: (chuckles) My dear friends. Welcome to Playstation 3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDlU08RU7Tk
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:CYPHER Lmao
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But sir... you are PS3 exclusive. You've always been PS3 exclusive. 
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Pablo Nergigante posted:But sir... you are PS3 exclusive. You've always been PS3 exclusive. lmfao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:But sir... you are PS3 exclusive. You've always been PS3 exclusive. lmfao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:But sir... you are PS3 exclusive. You've always been PS3 exclusive. lmao
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Pablo Nergigante posted:But sir... you are PS3 exclusive. You've always been PS3 exclusive. lmao
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Natalie: What's the last thing that you remember? Leonard: My PS3... Natalie: That's sweet. Leonard: ...running Haze. I remember my PS3 running Haze.
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lmao goldmine
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Remember...
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Pablo Nergigante posted:Remember... lmao
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Arrhythmia posted:Goldmine
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That Little Demon posted:The Terminator : [impersonating John's voice] Hey Janelle, do you remember Haze?
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:An elderly man was sitting alone on a dark path, right? He wasn't certain of which direction to go, and he'd forgotten both where he was traveling to and who he was. He'd sat down for a moment to rest his weary legs, and suddenly looked up to see an elderly woman before him. She grinned toothlessly and with a cackle, spoke: 'Now your third wish. What will it be?' lol
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