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Irukandji Syndrome
Dec 26, 2008

flavor.flv posted:

I have added a punching (well, finger flicking) game to my little bookshelf arcade

Please post more pics of your cool rear end bookshelf arcade. Does that skee ball machine actually work!?

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Yep, everything is completely playable.



Skeeball and Rampage are made by Basic Fun, the tiny ones are working keychains made by Super Impact, and the multi-game machine is available right here on aliexpress

If you want the fuckofftopus you'll need a friend with a 3d printer

Ragtime All The Time
Apr 6, 2011




Skarsnik posted:

Have I mentioned before how horribly broken my recommendations are due to this thread?



Is this for men or women?

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Ragtime All The Time posted:

Is this for men or women?
i'm sure both men and women could use it

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
and everyone else

Ragtime All The Time
Apr 6, 2011




Oh sorry wasn’t trying be exclusionary just trying to figure out if I’m going to get fired from the cartoon genitalia factory

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003


these all end up being vinyl lunch lady gloves too. real nitrile and layex gloves are going for $20-30/100

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

LifeSunDeath posted:

Copy Indians, wtf.

*in extremely gujarat-y accented English *

Hello, this is Mike from Microsoft Tech Support

spiny
May 20, 2004

round and round and round
Want to upset people?

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002567001833.html

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


flavor.flv posted:

Yep, everything is completely playable.



Skeeball and Rampage are made by Basic Fun, the tiny ones are working keychains made by Super Impact, and the multi-game machine is available right here on aliexpress

If you want the fuckofftopus you'll need a friend with a 3d printer

dude what about the ZOLTAR

Maguro
Apr 24, 2006

Why is the sun always bullying me?

Betazoid posted:

I'd love to see a picture of Lego Joe Biden assembled if you're able to post him!

He loves that picture


Trump, with one of the blank sheets of paper he enjoys


Hillary, with some interesting reading

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



I ordered 4xl and it feels comfortable enough and would probably shrink a bit in laundry, currently smells of long chain polymers or whatever.

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 09:58 on May 19, 2021

Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010



It's even got the eyes that follow you, purfection.

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

i am harry posted:

these all end up being vinyl lunch lady gloves too. real nitrile and layex gloves are going for $20-30/100

Despite the keyword stuffing in the title the description is 100% honest about this being the case

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

flavor.flv posted:

I have added a punching (well, finger flicking) game to my little bookshelf arcade



It's great, tons of lights and voice clips recorded by somebody who has an almost perfect American accent whose Hong Kong upbringing only comes through on the word "challenge" which fortunately he says in most of the voice clips

It also came with instructions for a more advanced game you can play with friends, including cards with suggested punishments for the losers. They range from incomprehensible to deeply problematic, I love it



JABS Puzzle Game Fighting Stretch Machine Toy Finger Boxing Integrator Mini Table Type Finger Force King Fight
https://a.aliexpress.com/_mtCoRdR

Is there a YouTube video that show how the punching game work?

Or other similar arcade game that fit for a 3-year old?

In other Ali news I got my dice sets from Ali and my kid spent a whole day playing with them.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


flavor.flv posted:

Yep, everything is completely playable.



Skeeball and Rampage are made by Basic Fun, the tiny ones are working keychains made by Super Impact, and the multi-game machine is available right here on aliexpress

If you want the fuckofftopus you'll need a friend with a 3d printer

I want all of those things. Especially that Zoltar

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Zoltar is one of those stocking stuffer things you always find in bookstores around Christmas.

https://www.amazon.ca/dp/0762464852/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_glt_i_3E0MSDR6PZTXDE2E76QT

It says little jokes and comes with a little set of fortune cards, but none of them say "your wish is granted" and then you wake up the next morning looking like Tom Hanks :(

stephenthinkpad posted:

Is there a YouTube video that show how the punching game work?

Or other similar arcade game that fit for a 3-year old?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnJInz-7-UI

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

I said "OW!" out loud at these even before I saw the description.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
Large Intestine Hair Ring
Streamer

no_tears
Dec 20, 2020

Bing Bong
Too many of my friends in college would buy the most random knockoff poo poo off Ali and try to actively pass it off as real or sell it to people. One too many dropshipping tutorials :o:

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

no_tears posted:

Too many of my friends in college would buy the most random knockoff poo poo off Ali and try to actively pass it off as real or sell it to people. One too many dropshipping tutorials :o:

I had a friend in highschool who put a pirated copy of cakewalk on a bunch of floppies and tried to sell them at a rave.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


Ahahaha the other pictures in the listing get more and more upsetting

wibble
May 20, 2001
Meep meep

flashy_mcflash posted:

Ahahaha the other pictures in the listing get more and more upsetting

This seems to be all over Reddit and Twitter etc. Could this have just been stolen from whoever and has been listed on aliexpress? And you end up with something that looks nothing like it?

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

flashy_mcflash posted:

Ahahaha the other pictures in the listing get more and more upsetting

I audibly scream-gasped at the picture with its back zipper open. And the one where it's holding the goldfish.

It's like a Reborn baby but a cat backpack.

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!
There are a bunch of cat packs listed on Ali and they seem to be pre-order. So prob someone trying to steal it from an etsy and get it manufactured now.

e:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1000421938/cat-bag-pillow-soft-waist-cushion-plush
Also no customer images. I wanna see that this is real drat it!

deong fucked around with this message at 21:00 on May 19, 2021

Irukandji Syndrome
Dec 26, 2008

wibble posted:

This seems to be all over Reddit and Twitter etc. Could this have just been stolen from whoever and has been listed on aliexpress? And you end up with something that looks nothing like it?

Yes. Often enough with knockoffs like this, they'll advertise with whatever it was stolen from and then in the description you can find a picture of the real thing. Take this random anime figure:



Scroll down a bit and oh, that looks a bit different.



In the case of the cat, the description reveals nothing, but going to the other listings (because of course there's a million listings of this "unique handmade product" with the same exact pictures), I found this:



Note the cheap material, undetailed body, and cartoony rear end mouth that looks nothing like the image being used to advertise it.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

wibble posted:

This seems to be all over Reddit and Twitter etc. Could this have just been stolen from whoever and has been listed on aliexpress? And you end up with something that looks nothing like it?

It's gonna be this. The artist who makes these sells them for hundreds of dollars.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



flashy_mcflash posted:

Ahahaha the other pictures in the listing get more and more upsetting

Too bad the lining doesn’t look like guts

Baron von Eevl posted:

I had a friend in highschool who put a pirated copy of cakewalk on a bunch of floppies and tried to sell them at a rave.

Did anyone buy any of them? Selling software at a rave is pretty funny. I knew a couple guys who sold fake drugs at raves. It’s more dickish but the sales pitch is easier.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

This is technically not :nws: but I'll play it safe

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Inside me there are 2 wolves

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.
snouts out, baby awooo

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

nishi koichi posted:

snouts out, baby awooo

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

I'm not searching for comparable standard boxer shorts of these.

Echophonic
Sep 16, 2005

ha;lp
Gun Saliva
God drat it, my recommendations are poisoned as gently caress now.



https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002108831341.html

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

flavor.flv posted:

Yep, everything is completely playable.



Skeeball and Rampage are made by Basic Fun, the tiny ones are working keychains made by Super Impact, and the multi-game machine is available right here on aliexpress

If you want the fuckofftopus you'll need a friend with a 3d printer

What about the TMNT pinball machine?

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

Snowy posted:

Did anyone buy any of them? Selling software at a rave is pretty funny. I knew a couple guys who sold fake drugs at raves. It’s more dickish but the sales pitch is easier.

Of course not. His whole pitch was "this is how the DJs make this music, don't you wanna make music like this?" and the typical response was "no they use records" and then they'd laugh and probably put a pacifier in their mouth or something. The only reason I remember all this is because it was such a perfectly dipshit idea.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




yoloer420 posted:

What about the TMNT pinball machine?

That's also super impulse, it's a sub-line of Tiny Arcade called Boardwalk Arcade, and honestly the pinball machine is the only one that's any good. I'm really hoping they make more of them in the future.

I should make a thread in games for all these things, I just don't have the time or energy to make a big effortpost atm

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Picayune
Feb 26, 2007

cannot be unseen
Taco Defender
The actual site for the creator of AMAZING CAT BAG is here:
https://nekoseisakupico.web.fc2.com/

and here's the shop:
https://picopoconon.cart.fc2.com/

aaaaand surprise, surprise, the one sold-out item on that shop sold for $1400!

Here's a more complete price list:
https://nekoseisakupico.web.fc2.com/orderkaigai.html

If you buy it off AliExpress, you're gonna get what you pay for, not what you're shown, but what the hell, go for it!

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