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euphronius posted:here is a thought experiment mega-thread for euphronius’ completely unhinged sports takes
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# ? May 24, 2021 01:20 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 16:30 |
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Euphronius is right
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# ? May 24, 2021 01:31 |
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my primary complaint with steph curry is that i feel like his personality was manufactured by a Disney focus group
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# ? May 24, 2021 01:35 |
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Soap Scum posted:my primary complaint with steph curry is that i feel like his personality was manufactured by a Disney focus group I like his brother more even if he’s not as good
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# ? May 24, 2021 01:39 |
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HashtagGirlboss posted:I like his brother more even if he’s not as good is that because his brother doesn't seem like he'd sneer at the mention of pot >_>
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# ? May 24, 2021 01:43 |
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eupgornois how do you feel about dan marinaro?
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# ? May 24, 2021 01:52 |
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Reality Protester posted:eupgornois how do you feel about dan marinaro? that was a long time ago he was pretty good
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# ? May 24, 2021 02:00 |
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Soap Scum posted:my primary complaint with steph curry is that i feel like his personality was manufactured by a Disney focus group some of the biggest anti semites are zionists so this makes a lot of sense
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# ? May 24, 2021 02:26 |
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There is no way on Earth Chris Paul makes a team whose second best player is Andrew Wiggins second in the conference, and if you traded Steph for Paul I'm not even sure Curry would be the best player on the Suns.
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# ? May 24, 2021 03:18 |
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I Before E posted:There is no way on Earth Chris Paul makes a team whose second best player is Andrew Wiggins second in the conference, and if you traded Steph for Paul I'm not even sure Curry would be the best player on the Suns. the warriors second most valuable player is Curry . that’s true Curry would not be most valuable on the suns
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# ? May 24, 2021 03:53 |
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curry is good. can't stand haters. you're looking to combat hate? start in this thread
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# ? May 24, 2021 03:58 |
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he’s fine if you like him continue to like him I am only interested in important topics like who is the most valuable player
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# ? May 24, 2021 03:59 |
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euphronius posted:he’s fine if you like him continue to like him curry
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:01 |
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Judakel posted:curry which one ?
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:03 |
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curry is the mvp for me to poop on
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:04 |
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euphronius posted:which one ? aloo gobi most valuable potato
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:04 |
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euphronius posted:the warriors second most valuable player is Curry . I meant second best active, if Klay were playing this season you would likely be correct
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:05 |
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euphronius posted:which one ? the only one that matters
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:06 |
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I Before E posted:I meant second best active, if Klay were playing this season you would likely be correct draymond was more valuable than Steph the warriors won with defense not offense.
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:06 |
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Judakel posted:the only one that matters currently that is Seth since he’s still playing (since he made the playoffs)
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:07 |
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euphronius posted:draymond was more valuable than Steph every team wins with offense, your nuggets are getting worked by a thrift store curry
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:07 |
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euphronius posted:currently that is Seth since he’s still playing (since he made the playoffs) not the greatest shooter of all time, try again
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:08 |
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klay averaged as many turnovers as assists basically. dude made so many stupid to's and could never drive the ball as well as curry. he's also practically a foot bigger and somehow less of a rebounder
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:08 |
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Joel Hans Embiid
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:08 |
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Judakel posted:every team wins with offense, your nuggets are getting worked by a thrift store curry I’m not a nuggets fan
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:08 |
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:09 |
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euphronius posted:I’m not a nuggets fan you're a nut, get
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:09 |
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Crusty Nutsack posted:aloo gobi anyone can make aloo gobi but who can shoot a ball like Stephen
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:10 |
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Judakel posted:some of the biggest anti semites are zionists so this makes a lot of sense https://twitter.com/zainroon/status/1395217005876240385
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:12 |
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if in one minute of a game for example if you hit a crazy three, turn the ball Over , and then give up 4 points then you are not as valuable as other players
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:13 |
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indigi posted:anyone can make aloo gobi but who can shoot a ball like Stephen who cares, basketballs don't taste good!
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:20 |
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I like Steph, he came to a league a mediocre player and now has 3 rings as a slightly better mediocre player.
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:44 |
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Nikola Jokic is the MVP because he has "The Look" Players with "The Look" can overcome many things to dominate the game of basketball, but not all things Players without "The Look" can dominate the game of basketball and have success, but don't do so as a winner - they are passive passengers Joel Embiid does not have "The Look" and he had it in fact removed by Karl-Anthony Towns, who dominated him in the post and the perimeter and probably also in Fortnite Steph Curry had one of the greatest shooting seasons of all time and then later had another, he consistently "Scores The Ball" which allows for his team to win games. However, he does not have "The Look" which would have allowed him to freeze pudgy white man Kevin Love in place, instead he has "The Not Look" which allowed Kevin Love to perform the greatest defensive sequence recorded by man LeBron James has "The Look" and will occasionally funnel it into "Winning Championships" but also likes to take time off (though not enough! he does not work hard like Jimmy and he is not lazy like Klay!) to make Space Jam 2 a financial and critical success as well as launch his podcast network with Barack Obama. Keep your EYES OPEN as he submits name change paperwork to become LeJon Jons If you see Nikola Jokic NOT winning championships, you should think about the things that he is trying to overcome? What is his real vision? What is his plan? You may notice Michael "Maga" Porter, Jr. is his co-pilot to greatness this year. Nikola is a sage individual and knows that MPJ winning an NBA championship this early in the Biden admin guarantees a Kamala victory in 2024 and stops the ascendancy of Full Communism Now - a thing he can know a priori due to being Serbian - which is essentially the Earth version of being a Saiyan QED - MVP Go Bucks - Midwest Solidarity
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:45 |
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if you go by the look it's d. book no contest
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:53 |
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hifi posted:if you go by the look it's d. book no contest The Look was way too high on last years suns with Kelly Oubre and Ricky Rubio onboard. Some say it was CP3 coming on that propelled them to the top of the league, others - more intelligent - say that it was D.Book finally being allowed to get "The Look" uninterrupted
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# ? May 24, 2021 04:58 |
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i think about this a lot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAD5RFXsPiA dont think they're goons (?) but good job
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# ? May 24, 2021 05:05 |
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Telluric Whistler posted:Nikola Jokic is the MVP because he has "The Look" telluric dog whistler
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# ? May 24, 2021 10:35 |
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shooting by itself is overrated especially now in the league when lots of teams shoot well I understand that old grand parents who watch a lot of espn and have fantasy teams would be easily impressed by Steph’s box score numbers. when you grow up watching people play in the 90s and 00s it must look impressive to see such box score numbers but shooting efficiency numbers by themself are an abstraction . you have to look at the whole player and how their team performs . us younger thinkers know to not take stats in I solation but look at what actually happened . along with shooting percentage we also bravely look at who won the game . we are not afraid to consider this the real world for example last night the Washington wizards shot excellently . they were 56%/40%/80% . the old Steph fans would think wow that is great shooting they are a finals team full of mvps and ball of famers !!!! no. the wizards lost. there is more to basketball than shooting euphronius fucked around with this message at 11:33 on May 24, 2021 |
# ? May 24, 2021 11:22 |
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Telluric Whistler posted:Nikola Jokic is the MVP because he has "The Look" I appreciate your effort to try and define player value in the nba now that we are in a post fantasy stats world . I disagree with some of what you say but at least your eyes are open to what actually is happening
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# ? May 24, 2021 11:28 |
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# ? May 23, 2024 16:30 |
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Who is the more valuable player ? Player A: 100% 3p% Player B : 0% 3p% It’s a truck question you can’t tell from those numbers who is valuable
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# ? May 24, 2021 11:40 |