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Mr. F! posted:It’s a beautiful day in the market boys Give it a few days until there's the slightest negative indicator for inflation and we'll get another round of people making GBS threads their pants in absolute panic.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:So ONTX did a 15:1 reverse split The 9 fractional shares will be sold and you'll get the proceeds. Call and raise hell about the reorg fee and you might get it back, or maybe you can get some free trades out of it if you have to pay per trade.
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Oscar Wild posted:The 9 fractional shares will be sold and you'll get the proceeds. Call and raise hell about the reorg fee and you might get it back, or maybe you can get some free trades out of it if you have to pay per trade. The manager of the casino just stole some of my chips and then charged the theft to my room. And now I have to [lives, laughs, loves] SPEAK TO THE MANAGER?!
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May 25, 2021 15:54
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:The manager of the casino just stole some of my chips and then charged the theft to my room. Pretty much. Good luck getting the fee back, generally the brokers should have some discretion about that and if you don't talk to the manager you won't get it back anyway.
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:So ONTX did a 15:1 reverse split Free money as you said!
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:So ONTX did a 15:1 reverse split How much $GOON should I buy, sire
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May 25, 2021 16:16
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I'm considering moving away from Fidelity, mainly due to the fact that I can't get the website or app to show pre/after prices (about the same as this guy's problem). I know it seems nitpicky but it drives me crazy, along with their website still only about half done in the "new" style after ~10 years of revamping. Also, my account is tied to a 401(k) from like 3 jobs ago (it's long since been transferred to Vanguard) so I always feel like the account terms could be changed or something; although they do appear to give me margin since I can trade immediately upon submitting a deposit. Does TD Ameritrade easily display extended hours pricing and how does it compare to Fidelity?
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May 25, 2021 16:25
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:So ONTX did a 15:1 reverse split Switch to a broker that doesn't charge you for forced splits. You can also call and complain about this and probably get it comped (just the one time, and just to get you off the phone)
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May 25, 2021 17:00
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My chart reading haruspicy of AMC says that despite being at a recent high, it wants to go higher.
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May 25, 2021 17:05
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A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:So ONTX did a 15:1 reverse split Yeah, this is precisely why I left eTrade. When I called to let them know I was moving to Vanguard, they offered to refund 2 such fees (which I had not actually incurred, they misunderstood). Just say you're leaving because of the fees, and they'll refund it.
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May 25, 2021 17:06
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DoubleT2172 posted:Free money as you said! Yeah, I wildly misunderstood the concept of them prorating the stock. Good times. Hadlock posted:How much $GOON should I buy, sire All of it. It's on sale today.
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May 25, 2021 17:07
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jokes posted:SPY hit 420! And also hit 420! Does SPY have some huge loving aversion to the 420 mark? Every time it hits it it drops like a rock.
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May 25, 2021 17:26
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Syrinxx posted:I'm considering moving away from Fidelity, mainly due to the fact that I can't get the website or app to show pre/after prices (about the same as this guy's problem). I know it seems nitpicky but it drives me crazy, along with their website still only about half done in the "new" style after ~10 years of revamping. Also, my account is tied to a 401(k) from like 3 jobs ago (it's long since been transferred to Vanguard) so I always feel like the account terms could be changed or something; although they do appear to give me margin since I can trade immediately upon submitting a deposit. I use the thinkorswim app with TD but yes it clearly displays the after hours pricing.
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May 25, 2021 17:44
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There is also Tastyworks which was made by the same guys behind Thinkorswim.
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Grem posted:Does SPY have some huge loving aversion to the 420 mark? Every time it hits it it drops like a rock. Meme limit sales
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Syrinxx posted:I'm considering moving away from Fidelity, mainly due to the fact that I can't get the website or app to show pre/after prices (about the same as this guy's problem). I know it seems nitpicky but it drives me crazy, along with their website still only about half done in the "new" style after ~10 years of revamping. Also, my account is tied to a 401(k) from like 3 jobs ago (it's long since been transferred to Vanguard) so I always feel like the account terms could be changed or something; although they do appear to give me margin since I can trade immediately upon submitting a deposit. TD Ameritrade's desktop client is extremely good IMO, it's an extremely powerful platform though and the first time you open it up you're gonna be confronted with a ton of stuff that doesn't necessarily work intuitively, so get ready to do some tutorials and stuff.
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May 25, 2021 18:17
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Flipped to SPY puts. Everytime momentum stalls she pulls back in a fairly violent manner.
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May 25, 2021 18:42
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Bought some SQQQ calls expiring Friday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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May 25, 2021 18:45
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on the day a JPM analyst gives a $371 price target for $COIN, a JPM exec also says this: https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1397245299752583171?s=20
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May 25, 2021 18:52
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For those playing along at home on the OTLY/Fidelity saga I was busy yesterday but just bought 5 shares today with $0 fees so whatever Fidelity had wrong in their system they fixed.
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May 25, 2021 19:19
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pmchem posted:on the day a JPM analyst gives a $371 price target for $COIN, a JPM exec also says this: yes yes, the thunderdome scenario except instead of building walls around an oil well so we can refine gasoline for our desert punk combat vehicles, we're running server farms to mine crypto and the internet is still functioning and nobody will murder you with a razor-boomerang to steal your thumb drive with your wallet on it when you go to try and buy some roasted rat onna stick because now that we've got rid of governments finally, we're all just gonna respect each other's autonomy yup
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May 25, 2021 19:26
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Leperflesh posted:yes yes, the thunderdome scenario except instead of building walls around an oil well so we can refine gasoline for our desert punk combat vehicles, we're running server farms to mine crypto and the internet is still functioning and nobody will murder you with a razor-boomerang to steal your thumb drive with your wallet on it when you go to try and buy some roasted rat onna stick because now that we've got rid of governments finally, we're all just gonna respect each other's autonomy yup In this hellworld a thumbdrive better have a case that is an actual severed thumb.
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May 25, 2021 19:33
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Leperflesh posted:yes yes, the thunderdome scenario except instead of building walls around an oil well so we can refine gasoline for our desert punk combat vehicles, we're running server farms to mine crypto and the internet is still functioning and nobody will murder you with a razor-boomerang to steal your thumb drive with your wallet on it when you go to try and buy some roasted rat onna stick because now that we've got rid of governments finally, we're all just gonna respect each other's autonomy yup It does actually work ok in the hell world scenarios where inflation in your country is at 100%+, or the government decides to take a big chunk of bank deposits just because they can, or the government says you can't take assets out of the country. Unfortunately these scenarios are becoming more common. We just had an airliner over Europe diverted by a loving mig so that a government could grab people off the plane. Things are getting spicier every goddamn day.
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abuse culture. posted:Why is GameStop exploding again The market, being rational,
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Baddog posted:It does actually work ok in the hell world scenarios where inflation in your country is at 100%+, or the government decides to take a big chunk of bank deposits just because they can, or the government says you can't take assets out of the country. I pretty much disagree with every component of this post, but it's certainly not an unusual take these days, and I don't really want to start a big derail about it here. 
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Baddog posted:It does actually work ok in the hell world scenarios where inflation in your country is at 100%+, or the government decides to take a big chunk of bank deposits just because they can, or the government says you can't take assets out of the country. Believe it or not, but other governments are actually imposing consequences because of that airline stunt. https://euobserver.com/world/151927 Belarusian airlines is basically DOA now.
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Leperflesh posted:I pretty much disagree with every component of this post, but it's certainly not an unusual take these days, and I don't really want to start a big derail about it here. OK, just realize no one expects their bitcoin to be worthwhile in the scenario where we are knifing each other over rats on a stick. Its one hell of a straw man though! There is a lot of ground to cover between 1) 100% of retirement funds in a mix of US stocks and US bonds, with expectations for amazing golden years with fabulous health care and abuse-free assisted living and 2) A diversified portfolio of various guns, different calibers of ammo, lots of stabby things, and a pile of canned food
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Leperflesh posted:yes yes, the thunderdome scenario except instead of building walls around an oil well so we can refine gasoline for our desert punk combat vehicles, we're running server farms to mine crypto and the internet is still functioning and nobody will murder you with a razor-boomerang to steal your thumb drive with your wallet on it when you go to try and buy some roasted rat onna stick because now that we've got rid of governments finally, we're all just gonna respect each other's autonomy yup You’re blurring Mad Max 2 and Mad Max 3.
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Baddog posted:OK, just realize no one expects their bitcoin to be worthwhile in the scenario where we are knifing each other over rats on a stick. Its one hell of a straw man though! Oh sure, although I would suggest there are definitely crypto nerds out there who think bitcoin will still be viable in the post-apocalypse society (which they'll be rulers over). Probably just a tiny minority. I may have put slightly too much emphasis on the word "thunderdome."
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If I learned anything it's that the meme stocks suck the life out of the "normal" market when they throw their little pump and dump parties.
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cr0y posted:If I learned anything it's that the meme stocks suck the life out of the "normal" market when they throw their little pump and dump parties. This is absolutely true. GME for weeks circa Jan/Feb was basically an inverse for the market as a whole.
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May 25, 2021 20:38
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Build a Bear announces earnings early am tomorrow
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The Bloop posted:Build a Bear announces earnings early am tomorrow I'm going to be obscenely rich thanks to the video game.
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May 25, 2021 21:01
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Every single stock I own is down.
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May 25, 2021 21:09
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OK, I am trying to sell all my worthless calls at market, some I can Limit to 0 I think, but what happens if I get caught with an out of the money option that I can't sell? Will they make me buy 100 shares out of the money?! Thanks and I KNOW!
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May 25, 2021 21:12
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They expire worthless. You are not obligated to exercise the contract.
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Sand Monster posted:This is absolutely true. GME for weeks circa Jan/Feb was basically an inverse for the market as a whole. Every month I tell myself to stay the hell away from GME and then days like this happen and it makes me want to buy puts. I think the AMC and GME craziness will continue through the end of this week, and if GME hits $240 I don't think I'll be able to stay away. Funny enough I bought some OTM $15 calls from AMC that expire this Friday and they're soaring now. Hopefully these maniacs can get it to $20 so I can buy myself something nice.
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