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flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Okkult posted:

If wrestlers are employed, but spend all their time in catering, can they really be said to be on the roster?

If they're being paid they're on the roster

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SonicRulez
Aug 6, 2013

GOTTA GO FIST

Dango Bango posted:

How is this not a finisher?! :stare:

Tbf it is. I'm pretty sure that's basically Brian Cage's Drill Claw.

Which is ridiculous to type out.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

what no its a michinoku driver it's not the drill claw at all

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
I feel that if you just drew random names out of a hat and assigned them one writer and one agent and told them to just go nuts you'd have a better product than modern WWE.

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

karmicknight posted:

So, you've got the producer in your ear (usually noting how much time you've got for breaks and when to hit your advertising/whatever else needs to be hit by your broadcast) and whoever is running the stats table, who will pull interesting stats and notes for the game as it is happening for the chyron operator and the desk.

Here’s an interesting stat: “WWE Raw is trending #1 worldwide on social media”

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Cerebral Bore posted:

I wonder if it was Virk who walked. Not like WWE gives a poo poo about the fans or bad commentary and the man's had a career in commentating where he doesn't have to put up with some demented old carny screaming in his ear, so maybe he figured that he could get a better job elsewhere?

https://twitter.com/davemeltzerWON/status/1397256252044967937?s=20

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Alan_Shore posted:

Feels like you can make a great argument that WWE no longer has the best roster in America

In the context of how they’re utilized sure. On paper, no. And that’s not a knock on AEW at all.

But they have Styles, Bryan, Tozawa, Ricochet, Cedric, Drew Gulak, Big E, Crews, Aleister Black, Balor, Cole, Strong, O’Reilly, Fish, Metalik, Keith Lee, Kofi, Mustafa Ali, Cesaro, Gable, Owens, Zayn, Nakamura, Murphy, Rollins, Jonah Rock, Trevor Lee, Swerve Scott, Jake atlas, Gargano, Ciampa, Kushida, the Rascalz, Lorcan, Dunne, Bate, Seven, WALTER, Escobar, Thatcher, Breeze, A-Kid, Dragunov, Andrews, Blake Christian, Alex Zayne

Then on the women’s side, Asuka, Sasha, Bayley, Becky, Shayna, Io, Candice, Dakota Kai, Ember, Cross, Ripley, Bianca, Ruby, Taya Valkyrie, Mercedes Martinez, Sarray, Toni Storm, Kay Lee Ray, Meiko, Viper.

There’s absolutely no way whatsoever that anyone could touch them on the men’s side with competent booking. There’s an argument for AEW at full force on the women’s side.

The booking is the absolute drizzling shits but there shouldn’t be any doubt about how ridiculously loaded the WWE family is right now. It’s loving insane.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
AEW is a family. WWE is a cult.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Alaois posted:

what no its a michinoku driver it's not the drill claw at all

It's a really good looking one though, interesting in that often people do it really fast, but it just looks like Drew murdered Kofi. (And skirts right up against the WWE ban on piledrivers)

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

sportsgenius86 posted:

In the context of how they’re utilized sure. On paper, no. And that’s not a knock on AEW at all.

But they have Styles, Bryan, Tozawa, Ricochet, Cedric, Drew Gulak, Big E, Crews, Aleister Black, Balor, Cole, Strong, O’Reilly, Fish, Metalik, Keith Lee, Kofi, Mustafa Ali, Cesaro, Gable, Owens, Zayn, Nakamura, Murphy, Rollins, Jonah Rock, Trevor Lee, Swerve Scott, Jake atlas, Gargano, Ciampa, Kushida, the Rascalz, Lorcan, Dunne, Bate, Seven, WALTER, Escobar, Thatcher, Breeze, A-Kid, Dragunov, Andrews, Blake Christian, Alex Zayne

Then on the women’s side, Asuka, Sasha, Bayley, Becky, Shayna, Io, Candice, Dakota Kai, Ember, Cross, Ripley, Bianca, Ruby, Taya Valkyrie, Mercedes Martinez, Sarray, Toni Storm, Kay Lee Ray, Meiko, Viper.

There’s absolutely no way whatsoever that anyone could touch them on the men’s side with competent booking. There’s an argument for AEW at full force on the women’s side.

The booking is the absolute drizzling shits but there shouldn’t be any doubt about how ridiculously loaded the WWE family is right now. It’s loving insane.

I have zero interest in watching about 95% of that list wrestle after multiple years of WWE stink. Any notion of most of these names being good wrestlers is entirely hypothetical at this point and some of them might never be able to re-acclimate to outside of WWE style again

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


JUNGLE BOY posted:

I have zero interest in watching about 95% of that list wrestle after multiple years of WWE stink. Any notion of most of these names being good wrestlers is entirely hypothetical at this point and some of them might never be able to re-acclimate to outside of WWE style again
lol

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

coconono posted:

I don't think Cena's gonna be doing AEW at this point. There were introductory exchanges but I think Cena likes the known quantities that Vince's WWE provides. As WWE slowly transitions to Nick Khan's vision, that may change. Cena's a very weird dude. I would not be surprised if he just fuckin snaps one day and they have to keep him locked in a cellar like a balrog.

You know drat well that Cena is getting paid to basically not wrestle elsewhere, and Cena probably enjoys the fact that he can come back at any time and be put in the main event. And I don't know why you'd pass that up when your at Cena's level.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Shayna Baszler posted:

More like, Outof Virk

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Astro7x posted:

You know drat well that Cena is getting paid to basically not wrestle elsewhere, and Cena probably enjoys the fact that he can come back at any time and be put in the main event. And I don't know why you'd pass that up when your at Cena's level.

There’s a difference between someone like Mox, who loves wrestling and wants to do more in the ring and Cena who the end game with “wrestling” probably IS wwe. Not a knock on Cena as he might actually decide to go wrestle in the Tokyodome or death match with Moxley, but I don’t think that is his bucket list goal. Cena seems happy with what he did and is now working on movies. Good for him. I hope entirely too much that DBry is more in the Moxley camp and gets some more career highlights before finally retiring, as the American Dragon is and was, awesome.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

DogsInSpace! posted:

There’s a difference between someone like Mox, who loves wrestling and wants to do more in the ring and Cena who the end game with “wrestling” IS wwe. Not a knock on Cena as he might actually decide to go wrestle in the Tokyodome or death match with Moxley, but I don’t think that is his bucket list goal. Cena seems happy with what he did and is now working on movies. Good for him. I hope entirely too much that DBry is more in the Moxley camp and gets some more career highlights before finally retiring, as the American Dragon is and was, awesome.

I'm also not sure that Cena thinks or feels about things in the way that humans do

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 8 hours!
Is Cena a tankie why the gently caress did he stick his tail between his legs with China like that

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Cena also seems happy ceding creative control to McMahon, which most people at his star level won’t or do it very begrudgingly.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Cena is good or was good until recently. The China stuff stinks tho
All his charity work is good and he’s a decent actor. He also annoys people on Reddit who take wrestling way too seriously, which is always good.

Coaaab
Aug 6, 2006

Wish I was there...

Astro7x posted:

You know drat well that Cena is getting paid to basically not wrestle elsewhere, and Cena probably enjoys the fact that he can come back at any time and be put in the main event. And I don't know why you'd pass that up when your at Cena's level.
cena, roman, charlotte, and maybe seth are probably the only wwe talent that would not get a better push anywhere else than what they had/have now

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Cena is good or was good until recently. The China stuff stinks tho
All his charity work is good and he’s a decent actor. He also annoys people on Reddit who take wrestling way too seriously, which is always good.

The China stuff is funny because his response was “I’m very foreign and they tell me things that are very complicated sorry”

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



quote:

Beyond the already reported cuts within World Wrestling Entertainment today, PWInsider.com can also report that a number of major international office staffers were let go today.

The story making the rounds is that WWE President Nick Khan, in another show of his growing power, will personally be overseeing those offices in order to keep them in closer alignment with WWE HQ here in the States.

As part of this process, Jay Rosenstock, WWE's Executive Vice President of International was let go. He came to WWE in October 2019 to overall all of the company's eight international regional managers, responsibilities that Khan will now handle.

I'll laugh if this somehow results in Khan wresting control of the WWE away from HHH & Steph in the end

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 00:35 on May 26, 2021

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

sportsgenius86 posted:

In the context of how they’re utilized sure. On paper, no. And that’s not a knock on AEW at all.

But they have Styles, Bryan, Tozawa, Ricochet, Cedric, Drew Gulak, Big E, Crews, Aleister Black, Balor, Cole, Strong, O’Reilly, Fish, Metalik, Keith Lee, Kofi, Mustafa Ali, Cesaro, Gable, Owens, Zayn, Nakamura, Murphy, Rollins, Jonah Rock, Trevor Lee, Swerve Scott, Jake atlas, Gargano, Ciampa, Kushida, the Rascalz, Lorcan, Dunne, Bate, Seven, WALTER, Escobar, Thatcher, Breeze, A-Kid, Dragunov, Andrews, Blake Christian, Alex Zayne


Having not seen WWE in forever (lol I'm sane) I could swear you've made half of these up. I would never know. Jonah Rock? Rascalz? Lorcan? Taargus? Nice try buddy!



Eat My Fuc posted:

Is Cena a tankie why the gently caress did he stick his tail between his legs with China like that

Cena will always do exactly what he's told by his masters like the good robot/prototype he is

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

He'd probably never work in a major film again if he didn't. Which isn't exactly a good reason or anything.

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
is cena a tankie

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

StarkRavingMad posted:

I'm also not sure that Cena thinks or feels about things in the way that humans do

He loved living in a major Chinese city for a month because he wasn't a celebrity. He's a weird dude.

https://youtu.be/-Ups5vcZH3o

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

bebaloorpabopalo posted:

is cena a tankie

yes john cena defends the soviet use of tanks to crush the hungarian revolution in 1956, quite frequently.

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





Cena is a true-blooded Maoist going deep undercover in China to fight the corruption of Dengist revisionism and return them to the true path of the people.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

yes john cena defends the soviet use of tanks to crush the hungarian revolution in 1956, quite frequently.

Tankie has a wider definition now beyond its origins :eng101:

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
The real reason is Cena has a huge Chinese fanbase as does the Fast and the Furious franchise and they are bowing to the whims of the CCP and capitalism.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Rusev was a tankie

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
“Following the news that former ESPN and MLB Network host Adnan Virk and WWE parted ways after just seven weeks, CamSoda, a leading adult webcam platform, has come in with an offer for the now unemployed announcer.

“Along with hosting some of the best adult content on the internet, CamSoda also promotes Fight Circus, a fight promotion based out of Thailand, and is presenting its third volume on June 19.

“The site has offered Virk $50,000 to do play-by-play for the show, which includes a 2-on-1 battle between a UFC veteran and a set of inexperienced brothers, and will have the legendary Bob Sapp captaining a team of fighters.”

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Reality Protester posted:

Rusev was a tankie

hanky panky in a tanky

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Are there more Cena in China videos? The one posted was entertaining enough.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

Lid posted:

CamSoda, a leading adult webcam platform
a set of inexperienced brothers

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Lid posted:

Tankie has a wider definition now beyond its origins :eng101:

and all of them have been rendered utterly meaningless

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

tankie just means "the bad kind of commie" now because everyone that's ever tried to do a communism on a national scale has made an utter mess of it(usually with US help). But we still think it will work if everyone helps(just not the way the US helps).

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Wazzu posted:

He loved living in a major Chinese city for a month because he wasn't a celebrity. He's a weird dude.

https://youtu.be/-Ups5vcZH3o

I've definitely seen this before but it makes me want to just watch Cena do all sorts of normal, mundane stuff in China or anywhere other than America. Give the large man a travel show!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
My understanding of Tankie is it's someone who is willing to act as an apologist for oppressive regimes on the basis that they are (at least nominally) Communist or Socialist.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

w-what are you doing, step tag team partner

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Breetai posted:

My understanding of Tankie is it's someone who is willing to act as an apologist for oppressive regimes on the basis that they are (at least nominally) Communist or Socialist.

aka the bad kind of commie

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