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ili
Jul 26, 2003


Thirty odd foot of cunts.

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Hungry Hungry Hipsters

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Toe cutters

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Have one of your songs be "The Power of Friendship", and the next song be "And this gun I found"

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Mums Favourite Sons

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
The Groomers

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

gently caress yeah came to post what Ili posted

People who come lift at the gym and slam the weights on the machine down can fuckin die in a fire as far as I'm concerned. gently caress off, if you can pick it up you can put it down again you fuckin ape

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
I wish I was railing k behind newtown tafe

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Sleepy Lizards

bee
Dec 17, 2008


Do you often sing or whistle just for fun?

Lolie posted:

I have shingles and I'm miserable.

Sorry to hear that Lolie, shingles is awful :( I've heard that taking a lysine supplement can help speed up recovery, although I've not had the need to test it out for myself. Hope you're on the mend soon!

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

Carlos Lantana posted:

I wish I was railing k behind newtown tafe

Just go to Camperdown Park.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

My Derelict Romance

Schneider Inside Her
Aug 6, 2009

Please bitches. If nothing else I am a gentleman
The Minstrel Cycle

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum
Yeah, Nah

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Lolie posted:

I have shingles and I'm miserable.

This'll help


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it8vJ03E8c8

Aware
Nov 18, 2003

Lolie posted:

I have shingles and I'm miserable.

Goondolences. I got then as a teen and they flair up now and then, mostly around the bottom of my ribs. Ugh.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Caesar Saladin posted:

Mums Favourite Sons

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=770253299778342

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

Lolie posted:

I have shingles and I'm miserable.

Dunno it seems a bit wordy for a band name

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Democracy Manifest

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Lolie posted:

Yeah, Nah

Best one so far

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Dog's breakfast and the blow-in Seppo

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Who's Holden?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

"Whatsup youtubers today we're unboxing a ARRRGHGHGHGHH"

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Lolie posted:

I have shingles and I'm miserable.

This is a good band name

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This Isn't Silly Mother

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Big numbers going off in scrabble in the Spergo household tonight ladies and gentlemen, with Mrs Spergo cleaning up by adding "un" to my 39 point "wrap"

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


McSpergin posted:

Big numbers going off in scrabble in the Spergo household tonight ladies and gentlemen, with Mrs Spergo cleaning up by adding "un" to my 39 point "wrap"

unwraps

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013


I could but it's up against a corner so it's no Bueno :(

I used her T on a triple word to play mount though. She thought I was putting oval office and started giggling

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I just added "dis" to mount and hit two triple words. Get fuckin rekt scrub

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
The best band name I can come up is 'bumpers vs dumpers' sorry

bowmore
Oct 6, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

congrats on ur new possum

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

EoinCannon posted:

Andrew Bolt moved there and last time I was there I saw Blair Cottrell so it seems to be attracting some top drawer folks

Someone mentioned the white beaches there and he misunderstood.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


So anyone know if you can use $25 vouchers to buy movie ticket vouchers? Cause I need to see the Space Jam 2 twice, and it's not out until July.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Isaac can we have some Pecky Becky tributes please, thanks.

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Aware posted:

Goondolences. I got then as a teen and they flair up now and then, mostly around the bottom of my ribs. Ugh.

I'm going to talk to my haematologist about getting vaccinated so I don't get it again but it's a live vaccine so I won't be able to have it until it's at least 12 months since I finished chemo.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

So it looks like I have joined an upstart band with a bunch of blokes older than me who have all played in punk bands and so far we getting our feet with poo poo like Camper Van Beethoven - Take the Skinheads Bowling, The Angels - Can't Shake It, Wire - 12xU and Cosmic Psychos - Lost Cause as a weird mishmash of oldschool loose cu*t stuff.

It's going to be very important to name this thing properly, gotta be Australian, witty, left-field, knowing full well the singer is from Boston but doesn't have the twang in the accent anymore...

This Band Will Murder Daniel Ek and Tim Cook

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!

EoinCannon posted:

Andrew Bolt moved there and last time I was there I saw Blair Cottrell so it seems to be attracting some top drawer folks

Cottrell was probably down there looking for new sports oval toilets to hang around at after dark for discrete rendevous with other self hating men.

Bill Posters
Apr 27, 2007

I'm tripping right now... Don't fuck this up for me.

I'm currently in line for my first 5G upgrade injection.

I've seen at least one dickhead roll up with symptoms and be turned away.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon
Jun 5, 2008

We must never speak of this!
Someone with Covid symptoms turning up to a vax clinic?

Where??

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Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

Bill Posters posted:

I'm currently in line for my first 5G upgrade injection.

I've seen at least one dickhead roll up with symptoms and be turned away.

The news out of the Victorian press conference isn't good so everyone needs to get tested if they have symptoms and get jabbed as soon as they're eligible.

The Guardian is reporting that some of the walk in vaccination hubs in Victoria have a 3 hour wait time.

Lolie fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Jun 1, 2021

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