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koshmar posted:I’d be willing to go out on a limb and say that there are Christians who think Jesus literally put quill to paper and wrote the Bible, in English. There are also atheists who think this is what Christians think.
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Paladinus posted:There are also atheists who think this is what Christians think. Given that there are christians who think this they're correct, right?
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Everyone knows that the only correct version of the bible is the King James Version. All previous and subsequent versions are heretical as the King James Bible was specifically divinely inspired and fixed the errors of the original writers to make the work fully in line with the true word of the LORD free from Papist revision and Greek error.
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May 31, 2021 16:28
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The Moon Monster posted:Given that there are christians who think this they're correct, right? Let's just say there are Christians who think there are atheists who think that's what Christians think.
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May 31, 2021 16:36
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May 31, 2021 16:37
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freeedr posted:I AM a Greek Error LOVED you in Zelda 2.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Everyone knows that the only correct version of the bible is the King James Version. All previous and subsequent versions are heretical as the King James Bible was specifically divinely inspired and fixed the errors of the original writers to make the work fully in line with the true word of the LORD free from Papist revision and Greek error. Jesus and King James up all hours, chain smoking and knocking the Bible out on a 50's typewriter in a dingy hotel room.
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Elissimpark posted:Jesus and King James up all hours, chain smoking and knocking the Bible out on a 50's typewriter in a dingy hotel room. Harlan Ellison told the story of Hubbard writing his Scientology poo poo on a radio show once and it was basically this but with more amphetamines. Dude locked himself in a hotel room with a roll of butcher paper feeding into the typewriter and a ton of speed.
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Johnny Aztec posted:LOVED you in Zelda 2. 
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Now that's a good cosplay.
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Did they really peace bond the sign, lol?
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May 31, 2021 18:03
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The bible was ruined when they changed "Apocalypse" to "Revelations"
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Paladinus posted:Let's just say there are Christians who think Uh, I think you'll find that this isn't true 
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FreudianSlippers posted:Everyone knows that the only correct version of the bible is the King James Version. All previous and subsequent versions are heretical as the King James Bible was specifically divinely inspired and fixed the errors of the original writers to make the work fully in line with the true word of the LORD free from Papist revision and Greek error. These people have a website and its WILD https://av1611.org/ THE SATANIC ROOTS OF ROCK https://www.av1611.org/othpubls/roots.html Proof Of Hell https://www.av1611.org/hell_proof.html oh and a new one Is the Covid Vaccine the Mark of the Beast? https://www.av1611.org/666/covid_vaccine_666.html
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koshmar posted:I’d be willing to go out on a limb and say that there are Christians who think Jesus literally put quill to paper and wrote the Bible, in English. One of them was the founder of Mormonism, and quills and ink came up in the "lost" book he "found" despite quills not being invented for several more centuries. But they're what ye olde writers used, so there!
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May 31, 2021 18:27
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Beer_Suitcase posted:
But they actually say it's not!
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Harlan Ellison told the story of Hubbard writing his Scientology poo poo on a radio show once and it was basically this but with more amphetamines. Dude locked himself in a hotel room with a roll of butcher paper feeding into the typewriter and a ton of speed. Jack Kerouac would be proud.
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koshmar posted:I’d be willing to go out on a limb and say that there are Christians who think Jesus literally put quill to paper and wrote the Bible, in English. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kIFTHoc-H0
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:The bible was ruined when they changed "Apocalypse" to "Revelations" maybe [macbain, staring stone faced ahead, his back against a brick wall] but they mean the same thing, bub.
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May 31, 2021 20:35
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bike tory posted:Jack Kerouac would be proud.
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Pope Hilarius II posted:maybe [macbain, staring stone faced ahead, his back against a brick wall] but they mean the same thing, bub. I know but Apocalypse is cooler
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Harlan Ellison told the story of Hubbard writing his Scientology poo poo on a radio show once and it was basically this but with more amphetamines. Dude locked himself in a hotel room with a roll of butcher paper feeding into the typewriter and a ton of speed. Same method as Philip K Dick used to write. Two handfuls of amphetamine pills, one handfull of valium, 48 hours at the typewriter, 24 hours of sleep. Repeat for corrections/revisions if necessary. And that's how you write 11 books in a year
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bike tory posted:the idea is that God, who is also Jesus, wrote the Bible in the sense that it's his word completely, not in the sense that Jesus literally sat down with a pen and wrote down the bible Seems like a bit of a stretch to make it fit. So I guess he didn't literally sit down and write out the bible, but instead figuratively wrote it? Still doesn't make sense. Sorry I'm not trying to HURRATHEISM derail, I'm just laughing at the ridiculous movie. The no speeko greeko guy is speaking about a specific book that jesus already knows about writing and it really seems like he's referring to jesus having directly written it. The dialog wasn't "hey that book you wrote in the future using a few different dudes is real popular". Jesus didn't indicate he had any knowledge of the future, but was familiar with the book greeko said he wrote.
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The Fattest PI posted:Seems like a bit of a stretch to make it fit. So I guess he didn't literally sit down and write out the bible, but instead figuratively wrote it? Still doesn't make sense. Yeah that's dumb as hell, most of the new testament is understood to have been written like 10+ years after Jesus's death, it literally didn't exist in 33 AD Still I don't think the cognitive dissonance is that bad, if you think in the mindset that Jesus is literally god. The Bible is his book, so it makes sense to talk about it that way.
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bike tory posted:Yeah that's dumb as hell, most of the new testament is understood to have been written like 10+ years after Jesus's death, it literally didn't exist in 33 AD Need a bible thumping Morbo emote, this is coming up strangely often in PYF Pictures.
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bike tory posted:Yeah that's dumb as hell, most of the new testament is understood to have been written like 10+ years after Jesus's death, it literally didn't exist in 33 AD Plus almost every book starts with something like “Johns letter to the X church” or lists it’s origin
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What does LeBron James have to do with any of this?
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zedprime posted:The trinity does not work that way! If there's one thing everyone can agree on it's how the trinity works.
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Chard posted:jesus, naked, sweating profusely at 3AM, hammering out the new testament on a mechanical typewriter hooked up to an enormous scroll of papyrus
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https://twitter.com/sludge_worm/status/1399417276915355655?s=19 I think this means that his career is currently going better than De Niro's.
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I hope Jodie Foster liked and subscribed.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:I hope Jodie Foster liked and subscribed.
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koshmar posted:I’d be willing to go out on a limb and say that there are Christians who think Jesus literally put quill to paper and wrote the Bible, in English. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRegUuydEUg
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zedprime posted:The trinity does not work that way! Nobody knows how the trinity works!
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We know how 2 of the 3 work no problem, it's the holy gost no one's exactly clear on.
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Who What Now posted:Nobody knows how the trinity works! 
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Harlan Ellison told the story of Hubbard writing his Scientology poo poo on a radio show once and it was basically this but with more amphetamines. Dude locked himself in a hotel room with a roll of butcher paper feeding into the typewriter and a ton of speed. The story of Scientology is all sorts of hosed up fascinating. My understanding is that Hubbard financed his early Scientology stuff with money he pinched from Jack Parsons (rocket engineer and occultist, a job description you don't see much these days): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Parsons_(rocket_engineer)#L._Ron_Hubbard_and_the_Babalon_Working:_1945%E2%80%931946
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