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Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Nooner posted:

are we allowed to say the "c" word in this thread?

Queensland starts with a Q, it's easy see how you'd be confused though.

# ? May 30, 2021 05:38

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# ? May 30, 2021 05:48

field balm: Feb 5, 2012

as a gold coast oval office i use the term 'busier than a dog with two dicks' fairly often
also to all the melbourne office wankers trying to move up here and driving apartment prices up stupid amounts: gently caress off we're full

# ? May 30, 2021 06:11

Aware: Nov 18, 2003

No need to swear at them, they've already made the horrible mistake of moving to the Gold Coast.

# ? May 30, 2021 09:24

BrassRoots: Jan 9, 2012; You can play a shoestring if you're sincere - John Coltrane

Mate, I'm drier than a dead dingos donger. Chuck us a silver bullet.

# ? May 30, 2021 11:29

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Sorry I've been away, flat out like a lizard drinkin'

# ? May 30, 2021 12:36

BastardAus: Jun 3, 2003; Chunder from Down Under

Budzilla posted:

Double The Fist - won best comedy at the Logies when no one watched it, beating out Kath and Kim. The first episode is slow but picks up after
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6aRauSEf5s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfUJlYYeJrU

Steve Foxx is a deadset legend. Looks like he exists on a diet of KFC and Bundy, great comic timing.

Edit: The Late Show rules
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xm1n63qZSk

BastardAus fucked around with this message at 14:48 on May 30, 2021

# ? May 30, 2021 14:12

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Budzilla posted:

Double The Fist - won best comedy at the Logies when no one watched it, beating out Kath and Kim. The first episode is slow but picks up after
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6aRauSEf5s

'Mephisto' in that show is a dude called Doug Bayne who a lot of people might be more familiar with as one half of the team behind webcomic https://www.oglaf.com/ :nws:

with Trudy Cooper (who also worked on Enter The Fist).

They've done a whole bunch of other stuff as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikjx50RbNvM

E: I just googled and he's currently performing live shows with The Umbilical Brothers holy poo poo

# ? May 30, 2021 14:52

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

E: I just googled and he's currently performing live shows with The Umbilical Brothers holy poo poo

That looks like Australian Jon Stewart and H Jon Benjamin.

# ? May 30, 2021 17:05

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Hahahahahahahaha How The gently caress Is Australia Real Hahahaha M8 Just Walk Away From The Screen Like M8 Close Your Eyes Haha

# ? May 30, 2021 18:58

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

'Mephisto' in that show is a dude called Doug Bayne who a lot of people might be more familiar with as one half of the team behind webcomic https://www.oglaf.com/ with Trudy Cooper (who also worked on Enter The Fist).

They've done a whole bunch of other stuff as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ikjx50RbNvM

E: I just googled and he's currently performing live shows with The Umbilical Brothers holy poo poo

drat, that mofo was kickin about Newtown and Surry Hills barefoot and with his hair and beard grown out some years back. I never knew what to make of it.

# ? May 31, 2021 08:30

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

# ? May 31, 2021 09:38

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

# ? May 31, 2021 10:09

Flannelette: Jan 17, 2010

Can you imagine being the possum that chews into a box to hide and finding it full of danishes?

# ? May 31, 2021 10:11

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

Flannelette posted:

Can you imagine being the possum that chews into a box to hide and finding it full of danishes?

Yeah he totally won lol

# ? May 31, 2021 10:55

Creature: Mar 9, 2009; We've already seen a dead horse

MGF went hard and burned out in the space of about 4 years but gently caress they were fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCEp9XR1c7Q

# ? May 31, 2021 12:24

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajeL87l3prM

In a less scatological song, I always liked this one, especially because it mentions David Wirrapanda, (who I always liked, even though he played for West Coast.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki6YTXyITaQ

# ? May 31, 2021 12:28

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

BrigadierSensible posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajeL87l3prM

In a less scatological song, I always liked this one, especially because it mentions David Wirrapanda, (who I always liked, even though he played for West Coast.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ki6YTXyITaQ

If you like songs mentioning AFL players...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59MwgUG5uPs

quote:

The back upon which Jezza jumped and rode into the ground;
The humiliated vertebrae that mighty mark crushed down;
That pathetic platform from which Jesualenko leapt into the sky;
That ladder to immortality has finally laid down to die.

Yes, Graeme "Jerker" Jenkin, the man who stood his ground
And took the pain that gave other's fame is six foot underground;
Giant jolly "Jerker" Jenkin, Jesaulenko's dupe -
All he got out of that magic mark was a tenancy to stoop.

Did he hear the thundering footsteps on that fateful day?
As he looked up at that Sherrin, did he know he'd have no say
As Jezza jumped to fame and glory with one almighty leap,
And he was left to be forgotten in a crumpled heap?

And so all you men of small ability and mediocre skill,
All those of you who, in the race of life, are left standing still;
Those who must always know others are unquestionably better -
The second class, the also ran, the unsuccessful go getter;
The minor leaguers, the average markers, the consistent second raters;
The stay at homers, the timid loners, the habitual masturbators;
The ugly girls, the amputees, the screaming Mongoloids;
The senile old, the deformed young, the bladders that unwillingly void;
The cancer ridden, the A.I.D.S. victim, the plastic surgery disaster;
The fake bowel, the anguished howl as the psychopath shafts ya;
The violated; the child rapist; the jerk off artist;
The disaster fated, the intensely hated, the involuntary fartist;
All of you huge race of men with mind or body dismembered
Never forget the name of the man who will never be remembered;
And beware!, all who have hopes of happiness you pathetically nurture,
Lest you forget the back upon which Jezza jumped, the giant Graeme "Jerker"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggvRMRrVbQM

quote:

My hair ain't boofed or blonded, my TER was so-so
Won't never score a hundred, or even win a Brownlow
To be something is something I fall short of
But me and Hawthorn's captain are connected, sort of

I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted Shane Crawford

Our Nicole buys her bread rolls from a bread shop near my Mum's
I met the Gallagher brothers, though not the famous ones
My brother stood next to Steve Waugh in a lift
I had dinner at Warney's, but that's just an urban myth

I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted Shane Crawford

I met her at a disco, we both were drinking Bundy
I told her that I liked her, though didn't call her Mond'y
She sure was pretty rat-arsed, but you don't knock back a win
Especially when your best mate winks and whispers that you're in

Well, ain't never had a lesbo, nor two-girls-at-one-time did
But this I always will have to impress me wife and kid
The summer of my lifetime now freezes into winter
I got this sadness in me like flesh barbed on a splinter

I rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
Who rooted a girl, who rooted a guy
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Maximum Sexy Pigeon fucked around with this message at 13:23 on May 31, 2021

# ? May 31, 2021 13:20

frankee: Dec 29, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwa6nXBGgUA

# ? May 31, 2021 15:58

huh: Jan 23, 2004; Dinosaur Gum

frankee posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwa6nXBGgUA

I remember this but I don't remember it being a minute and a half long.

# ? May 31, 2021 21:29

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Oh hi 7-year-old Breetai, it's me, Australia! Just popping in to give you a public service announcement about safe sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lhFc_9U_UY

Cheerio!

# ? May 31, 2021 22:13

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

If you like songs mentioning AFL players...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59MwgUG5uPs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggvRMRrVbQM

TISM is cheating.

# ? Jun 1, 2021 01:05

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

BrigadierSensible posted:

TISM is cheating.

Incorrect.

TISM is the standard that all other Australian bands are judged by.

# ? Jun 1, 2021 01:07

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Incorrect.

TISM is the standard that all other Australian bands are judged by.

That's true also.

# ? Jun 1, 2021 01:12

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Oh heck, this was announced an hour ago.

Crowbar it is.

# ? Jun 1, 2021 01:16

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Budzilla posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fahf77qzEnE
Bargearse, 30 min of fat jokes.

Was that me or the door?

# ? Jun 1, 2021 02:40

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

I am forever pissed that Crowbar Brisbane is no longer around. My favourite venue.

# ? Jun 1, 2021 03:16

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

syntaxfunction posted:

I am forever pissed that Crowbar Brisbane is no longer around. My favourite venue.

Didn't realised it closed down.
Sydney was very close, managed to fundraise out, but looks like it needs help still.

# ? Jun 1, 2021 03:54

huh: Jan 23, 2004; Dinosaur Gum

Maximum Sexy Pigeon posted:

Oh heck, this was announced an hour ago.

Crowbar it is.

The poster really does make them look like men who drank too much.

# ? Jun 1, 2021 04:45

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

yall went fair dinkum full aussie the entire last page doesn't make any sense to a yank

oi

# ? Jun 1, 2021 04:58

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

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# ? Jun 1, 2021 04:59

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

Wendigee posted:

yall went fair dinkum full aussie the entire last page doesn't make any sense to a yank

oi

# ? Jun 1, 2021 05:02

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Bula Vinaka posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLAFy7o7Zvo

# ? Jun 1, 2021 05:51

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

poopwinds

# ? Jun 1, 2021 06:16

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UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I have one of the stubby coolers

Also here's a classic

# ? Jun 1, 2021 06:59

Lolie: Jun 4, 2010; AUSGBS Thread Mum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StcXGhuliRk

# ? Jun 1, 2021 07:05

Maximum Sexy Pigeon: Jun 5, 2008; We must never speak of this!

Lolie posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StcXGhuliRk

There's a lot happening there.

Though I spotted Kristopher Greeves (Mechanic's Assistant in Mad Max 2) and a comedian I recognise but can't seem to find (with the giant spliff).

EDIT: Twas Vince Sorrenti

Maximum Sexy Pigeon fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Jun 1, 2021

# ? Jun 1, 2021 08:05