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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

xbilkis posted:

Three guys with equally bright futures in WWF

Aaahahahahahahah.

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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

xbilkis posted:

Three guys with equally bright futures in WWF

:popeye:

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

Davros1 posted:

https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/1400178071764938754?s=20

In the end, Ricochet's going to probably end up paying WWE to wrestle there.

L
and i cannot emphasize this enough
MAO

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

xbilkis posted:

Three guys with equally bright futures in WWF

lol

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

Rico looking at that picture, watching Black fade away like Marty's parents

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Davros1 posted:

https://twitter.com/KingRicochet/status/1400178071764938754?s=20

In the end, Ricochet's going to probably end up paying WWE to wrestle there.

"It wasn't Vince, it wasn't Vince" I continue to insist as I slowly snuggle my head into Papa H's shoulder.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


Karma Tornado posted:

Rico looking at that picture, watching Black fade away like Marty's parents

KUSHIDA is still with the company

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

Ricochet owns now, he’s so pitiful it rules

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

God says we all matter unless we do not go through the bureaucracy of immigration laws.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


xbilkis posted:

Three guys with equally bright futures in WWF

hahahahahahah

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Eat My Fuc posted:

Ricochet owns now, he’s so pitiful it rules
It's seriously stunning. He pulls it off so gracefully, so easily, whereas others would need to work so hard to pull out a more embarrassing picture. Big Trips looking like Father Loser there just makes it into a 630 spin right into a burning dumpster, smiling the whole rotation.

He's gonna get released next year anyway I'm betting.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




NJPW have an opening for a flippy moron, so he should land on his feet.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

xbilkis posted:

Three guys with equally bright futures in WWF

O ho ho ho

Karma Tornado
Dec 21, 2007

The worst kind of tornado.

Spiderdrake posted:

It's seriously stunning. He pulls it off so gracefully, so easily, whereas others would need to work so hard to pull out a more embarrassing picture. Big Trips looking like Father Loser there just makes it into a 630 spin right into a burning dumpster, smiling the whole rotation.

He's gonna get released next year anyway I'm betting.

the accountants reporting back to Khan like "but sir, he's been getting paid in exposure. he's technically an intern."

SexMetalBarbie
Jun 1, 2021

by Shine
as somebody who hates WWE and wants it to get worse and worse as i don't think they have the capacity to be any good ever again and where never great to begin with, I hope they sell to somebody who somehow makes the show even worse. four hour raw. release anyone who can even slightly wrestle. Ryker world champion. just go all the way. i wish nothing but the worst for this company, and if you sign with them you should know the possibilities, so no pity for any of the wrestlers.

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I don't fault wrestlers for wanting a steady paycheck and employment

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

https://twitter.com/PWTorch/status/1400208178973904901

Lol

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

re: ratings

heheheh

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Holiday ratings don’t count for schadenfreude, sorry.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

You know what this means, right? MORE CHARLOTTE FLAIR

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
.44 is lower than like five Dynamites. :lol:

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Karma Tornado posted:

all the conservative versions of these things always have a line that's like "what I believe isn't a reason to not like me" and that's very funny. it's always like "science isn't decided. abortionists are going to hell. god wouldn't call me an rear end in a top hat on nextdoor, Alan"

"you're all sinners who are going to burn in hell for the crimes against God you commit on the daily AND YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO ME AND APPROVE OF EVERYTHING I DO IN MY LIFE OR YOURE OPRESSING ME" is a very common attitude in conservative christian circles

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/PWTorch/status/1400209554680471554

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

holiday or no that's a dreadful drop to what should be the most important part of the show lol

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
what happens first, raw goes to two hours or raw gets canceled

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

abraham linksys posted:

what happens first, raw goes to two hours or raw gets canceled

Raw goes peacock exclusive

blunt
Jul 7, 2005

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Raw goes peacock exclusive

block-taped once a month

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Death to wwe

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

lol drat, it probably is a typo, then.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
It is kind of no wonder wrestlers hate these guys though. Like come on man, I know Black is being naive but you don't need to go in on a guy that just got fired like this. https://twitter.com/voiceswrestling/status/1400166368025231360?s=20

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007



It's a Holiday weekend where a lot of people are going to be able to go out relatively safely for the first time in awhile so I wouldn't put to much stock in this number as the new trend. Now if they keep around that level especially with the NBA playoffs on well than whelp

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

MJeff posted:

lol drat, it probably is a typo, then.

https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1400214950094598145

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007



Gonna bet that Labor Day Raw will have a third hour lower than 980,000 (TNA's final number on Spike)

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


This is so so lame

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

explosivo posted:

So do they just.. get paid for the years remaining on the contract when they get terminated or does a contract just mean literally nothing?

Paid for the next 3 months only.

As Bryan Alvarez says, when you sign a contract with Vince, you need to obey it to the letter! When he signs with you, he can do what he wants, he's Vince McMahon!

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Quantum of Phallus posted:

This is so so lame

Even more lame that Meltzer retweeted it too. Shouldn't give air to this kind of crap.

Gavok
Oct 10, 2005

Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?


For reference, here's last year's Memorial Day Raw. It was, at the time, the second lowest number ever.

8PM: 1,806,000
9PM: 1,726,000
10PM: 1,673,000

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Maybe they didnt wanna do the choo choo noises for the live crowd for Braun

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

drat if only 2009 TNA could come hurtling out a time vortex

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Yeah, you can’t do the “but holidayyyys” excuse for that, every other holiday WWE show but I think one that was actually on Xmas did Significantly better, even if it’s a typo and every hour just had 1.5mil

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