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How do you fail to move downriver in a raft, however many chickens it holds. Like one of the key operating principles of rivers is you always go downriver regardless of your thoughts on the matter
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And there it was scrawled, on the side of the boat dock: "You'll never leave Benson alive"
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 17:13 |
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someone make a Cuds force logo that has a cow on it
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 18:20 |
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Toph Bei Fong posted:That time Grimes and her (then) boyfriend tried to float down the Mississippi in a boat that didn't work, then camped with their boat tied to a tree for a while until the police impounded their chickens. remind me why goons used to like this awful lady
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 18:31 |
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babypolis posted:remind me why goons used to like this awful lady she looks attainable to greasy nerds
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 18:33 |
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30.5 Days posted:And there it was scrawled, on the side of the boat dock: As I live and breathe, Marshall 30.5 Days. To what do we owe the privilege?
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 19:12 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:she looks attainable to greasy nerds Apparently she was
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 19:36 |
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babypolis posted:remind me why goons used to like this awful lady she put out a really good album before anyone asked about her opinions on things
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 19:36 |
more falafel please posted:she put out a really good album before anyone asked about her opinions on things yeah, Visions was legit and now it has been ruined for me. i'll probably never listen to it ever again. what a dipshit.
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 19:53 |
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that racist old british royal guy died and people pretended he wasn't a giant piece of poo poo, or found him endearing because he was a giant piece of poo poo
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 21:38 |
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if the Bluths are the Bushes then George P is STEVE HOLT!
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:18 |
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Eat This Glob posted:that racist old british royal guy died and people pretended he wasn't a giant piece of poo poo, or found him endearing because he was a giant piece of poo poo that is nowhere near specific enough
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:26 |
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babypolis posted:remind me why goons used to like this awful lady Going by her antics it sounds like she was into Goon projects.
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:27 |
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projecthalaxy posted:How do you fail to move downriver in a raft, however many chickens it holds. Like one of the key operating principles of rivers is you always go downriver regardless of your thoughts on the matter I refuse to look into the matter but I could imagine if the area was rocky or you needed to make sure to keep to a specific channel then without an engine you'd just get caught on poo poo, I've seen it happen to river floaters
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:28 |
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taqueso posted:that is nowhere near specific enough Eat This Glob posted:that racist old rich guy died and people pretended he wasn't a giant piece of poo poo, or found him endearing because he was a giant piece of poo poo
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# ? Jun 4, 2021 22:33 |
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This is only like a week ago but I'd still forgotten that the bipartisan bill to ratchet up a cold war with China is literally called the "Endless Frontier Act"
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 02:39 |
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StashAugustine posted:This is only like a week ago but I'd still forgotten that the bipartisan bill to ratchet up a cold war with China is literally called the "Endless Frontier Act" lol
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 03:13 |
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Toph Bei Fong posted:That time Grimes and her (then) boyfriend tried to float down the Mississippi in a boat that didn't work, then camped with their boat tied to a tree for a while until the police impounded their chickens. Holy poo poo that's incredibly dumb.
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 03:39 |
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Congress people used to have town hall events in their districts where they let the public ask them questions, then they stopped having them because the public were too angry at them over trying to kill the ACA. Those are never coming back, are they?
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 06:09 |
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https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1401197724142243847
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 16:37 |
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Thank goodness the funniest president in American history was replaced by... nothing This is what we've lost. This is what has been taken from us.
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it is foretold that Donald J Trump will return to us in our darkest hour and then proceed to destroy America in the most hilarious way possible. history will record our demise with a footnote simply stating "LMAO."
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 17:46 |
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Chuck Schumer was so desperate for any kind of evidence that centrism was popular that he created two imaginary friends to agree with himnewyorker posted:Schumer says that he is accompanied everywhere he goes by two imaginary middle-class friends, who advise him on all manner of middle-class concerns. Their names, until recently, were Joe and Eileen O’Reilly. “For the book’s sake, we wanted them to be more national,” Schumer said, “so they became the Baileys.” The Baileys live in Massapequa, in Nassau County, a town that is invariably known on Long Island as “Matzoh-Pizza.” The Baileys are both forty-five years old: Joe works for an insurance company, Eileen is a part-time employee at a doctor’s office. They worry about terrorism, and about values, and they are patriots—“Joe takes off his cap and sings along with the national anthem before the occasional Islanders game,” Schumer wrote. He elaborated, “They’re not ideologues. They’re worried about property taxes. It’s the tax they hate. And that’s what Democrats don’t get.” He has also drafted the Baileys in defending the C.I.A.’s human-intelligence program: “Had Joe and Eileen been in the room after the hum-int screwup, they would not have indulged in the blame game, gutted the human-intelligence program, or weakened America.”
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 19:09 |
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That quote about the failchildren and their stunning mediocrity strikes me as overly optimistic. At this point, mediocrity would be un unassailable improvement.
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# ? Jun 5, 2021 20:01 |
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Hamer City
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quote:A border patrol agent in Arizona released a video in which he drank water from a toilet sink tap to “dispel misinformation” about their detention facilities.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 14:43 |
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joy ann reid claiming putin hacked the internet archive to frame her, joy ann reid, whom nobody gives a poo poo about, making homophobic blog posts in the mid 2000s this became the official narrative and was uncritically adopted and repeated by most mainstream news organizations, turning her into the victim of the situation rather than cementing her in public consciousness as the nasty juvenile homophobe she is
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 17:40 |
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Toilet sinks aren't uncommon in many parts of the world as a space saving measure. They're a regular feature in Japan, for example. They are also good for conserving water: https://www.buildwithrise.com/stories/toilet-tank-sink I don't know if I'd drink from one, but for washing your hands and such?
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 18:31 |
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I believe the water you wash your hands with goes into the toilet and not the other way around so it should be safe to drink Otherwise you'd be washing hands with piss and poo poo water
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 19:37 |
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Doctor Jeep posted:I believe the water you wash your hands with goes into the toilet and not the other way around so it should be safe to drink It does! And then when you flush it gets recycled into the sink. It's a perfect closed loop system, ultimate efficiency.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 19:42 |
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paul_soccer12 posted:joy ann reid claiming putin hacked the internet archive to frame her, joy ann reid, whom nobody gives a poo poo about, making homophobic blog posts in the mid 2000s incredible
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 19:43 |
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i woke up this morning with a massive cramp in my calf. as soon as i could stop grunting in pain, I thought of The Beto Tweet and wanted to die.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 20:35 |
Eat This Glob posted:i woke up this morning with a massive cramp in my calf. as soon as i could stop grunting in pain, I thought of The Beto Tweet and wanted to die. In that sleep and in sleeps to follow Beto did visit. Who would come other? A great calf-cramping mutant, sweet and nerdy.
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chud cops arresting Stormy Daniels after letting them motorboat her at a strip club
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 21:31 |
zegermans posted:chud cops arresting Stormy Daniels after letting them motorboat her at a strip club that worked out ok for her in the end. charges were dropped and the cops who did it got hosed. lmao. she also took them for like half a mil in a settlement.
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# ? Jun 8, 2021 21:37 |
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stormy kicks rear end
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paul_soccer12 posted:stormy kicks rear end typo?
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good one
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