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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:Time travelers deserves a bullet point imo I've seen completely serious people say this, or interdimensional etc etc
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Jun 5, 2021 02:01
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have you guys read about the marine marksman who unloaded a bunch of 45 hollow points point blank into a priest who revealed himself as a shapeshifting lizard man and the priest was fine the next day and then got elected as a state congressman https://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-0310-conspiracy-theories-shootings-20160310-story.html A MIRACLE has issued a correction as of 02:04 on Jun 5, 2021 |
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Jun 5, 2021 02:02
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Shear Modulus posted:if it was a secret project they're not allowed to acknowledge exists they wouldn't say "oh yeah this is a classified technology," theyd act as if the thing they're not allowed to say exists didn't exist that was my thought exactly. them saying it's not doesn't mean it isn't. my personal hope is that humans have been mistaken about being the most advanced species on earth and in actuality it's like, some radically advanced bee colony style thing with drones that monitor everything on the planet and the brain is buried in the mantle of the planet or some poo poo like that.
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Jun 5, 2021 02:02
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The Protagonist posted:"-Cool" is doing a lot of work here A ridiculous amount, the plasma thing really only fits faraway sightings e plasma balls are still cool and I still like them
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Jun 5, 2021 02:03
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Shear Modulus posted:GPS was a secret military technology whose earlier forms date back to the 60s and was totally secret until the reagan admin made it available for civilian use because industry wanted to use it. Thanks! I will look more into the history of both technologies. I knew about the secrecy around radar arrays in WWII, didn't know GPS was similarly classified.
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Jun 5, 2021 02:04
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Spergin Morlock posted:the brain is buried in the mantle of the planet or some poo poo like that. bloop
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Jun 5, 2021 02:05
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Antifa Turkeesian posted:I would definitely trust targeting sensors over my own eyes when it comes to judging how far away something is, even if both can be confused. Plus, it's very easy to convince yourself that you are in fact seeing what your equipment tells you you're seeing--it's just a split-second thing that requires zero conscious thought. I know it's not sexy in the least, but it's most likely the case. If we're talking about the same case, multiple people in planes and on ships saw the same thing in the same place via multiple detection methods. If we aren't and it was just one guy I don't disagree necessarily. Re ATFLIR it sounds like it might use laser designation to establish some kinds of lock, but I'm just basing that off of the raytheon page https://www.raytheon.com/capabilities/products/atflir
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Jun 5, 2021 02:09
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Elizondo apparently dropped some FOIA doc from the airforce in the 50s on Tucker Carlson of all loving places Can't find snaps of it anywhere so apologies for invoking this fucker https://twitter.com/PostDisclosure/status/1400983577706307587?s=20
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Jun 5, 2021 02:14
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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY posted:Can we please get a tweet from Neil deGrasse Tyson to shut all these conspiracy brained nerds down? Yeah we need a SCIENCE explanation
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Jun 5, 2021 02:14
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A MIRACLE posted:have you guys read about the marine marksman who unloaded a bunch of 45 hollow points point blank into a priest who revealed himself as a shapeshifting lizard man and the priest was fine the next day and then got elected as a state congressman i did a series of paintings based on this its got it all a real modern american fable
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Jun 5, 2021 02:18
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If the Tictacs are 70+ years old, I really don't know how any of the more "rational" explanations apply.
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Jun 5, 2021 02:18
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Nichael posted:If the Tictacs are 70+ years old, I really don't know how any of the more "rational" explanations apply. they don't op, pretty ez
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Jun 5, 2021 02:19
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(its elusive companions)
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Jun 5, 2021 02:20
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So I have heard that there are higher-quality, full color iphone camera-esque videos of at least one of the objects. If the Pentagon is going full “we don’t know what these are help us figure it out” mode, then what is stopping them from releasing those? Just concern about panic among the public?
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Jun 5, 2021 02:21
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:if it's china why haven't they anti-gravity'd a rock the size of manhattan at us by now and called it a day they already did, now the survivors are in a simulation as they finish their lives at the adrenochrome farm 
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Jun 5, 2021 02:22
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:So I have heard that there are higher-quality, full color iphone camera-esque videos of at least one of the objects. If the Pentagon is going full “we don’t know what these are help us figure it out” mode, then what is stopping them from releasing those? Just concern about panic among the public? Given that they seem to be laundering news drops through Tucker loving Carlson I have no idea what's going on anymore
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Jun 5, 2021 02:22
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Elizondo apparently dropped some FOIA doc from the airforce in the 50s on Tucker Carlson of all loving places im not watching that, what's the doc say
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Jun 5, 2021 02:23
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i wish there were more left wing cranks to listen to about ufos and not fash cranks, very not fun
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Jun 5, 2021 02:24
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my bony fealty posted:im not watching that, what's the doc say apparently the tic tac style ufo was first "tracked" at least 70 years ago
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Jun 5, 2021 02:25
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my bony fealty posted:im not watching that, what's the doc say It's allegedly official correspondence between Air Force officials about "tic tac" UFOs from the 50s
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Jun 5, 2021 02:25
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my bony fealty posted:im not watching that, what's the doc say Not it
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Jun 5, 2021 02:25
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Zisky posted:Not it im taking one for the team. ill report back when i finish 
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Jun 5, 2021 02:25
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:It's allegedly official correspondence between Air Force officials about "tic tac" UFOs from the 50s Yep I want to believe
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Jun 5, 2021 02:27
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TheLemonOfIchabod posted:So I have heard that there are higher-quality, full color iphone camera-esque videos of at least one of the objects. If the Pentagon is going full “we don’t know what these are help us figure it out” mode, then what is stopping them from releasing those? Just concern about panic among the public? Could be a whole lot of reasons, anything from not wanting foreign nations to know how good our camera tech is to it giving up the game too early. Or the last thing you said. Good Soldier Svejk posted:Given that they seem to be laundering news drops through Tucker loving Carlson I have no idea what's going on anymore From what I've heard theres a rift in the community and some parts are distancing themselves from Elizondo, potentially because hes doing things like this.
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Jun 5, 2021 02:27
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The Saucer Hovers posted:i did a series of paintings based on this its got it all a real modern american fable the manifesto is uhh kinda creepoid stuff I saw it on the conspiracy Reddit’s because there were Sumerian lizard man statues discovered that matches his drawing exactly, it’s uncanny. ok I mean I know it’s probably schizophrenia but I’m posting in the alien thread so just go with it https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiraci...utm_name=iossmf please ignore the racist 4chan stuff at the end
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Jun 5, 2021 02:28
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lol 
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Jun 5, 2021 02:32
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aliens putting trump back in the White House because he was the first president to show complete disinterest upon being told of their existence would be pretty funny
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Jun 5, 2021 02:33
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Best I can do with it
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Jun 5, 2021 02:35
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apparently he's also going on don lemon tonight?
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Jun 5, 2021 02:36
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Bullfrog posted:im taking one for the team. ill report back when i finish I watched it but I'm not going to tell any of you what was said
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Jun 5, 2021 02:37
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the US Navy admits the government doesn’t have control over American airspace they follow that admission up with a suggestion that Russia or China has leapfrogged our aerospace technology by decades or centuries, and that they had this technology since at least the mid 2000s. so it was in development since at least the 1990s. now consider where Russia and China were, geostrategically in the 1990s. the Chinese J-20 fighter aircraft was recently unveiled as a triumph of Chinese engineering and it is definitely not ahead of US technology by centuries. But I’m sure the people who designed these sensors, operate fleets of them in life and death situations all over the world all the time, just got confused (and so did the eyewitnesses, radar operators, etc.) events like the 2004 Nimitz sighting or even the 76 Tehran sighting strongly suggest that there are physical flying objects that totally exceed the capability of any known organization and which fly around in our atmosphere in a manner not consistent with the laws of physics known to us.
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Jun 5, 2021 02:37
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I like that they've been calling them UAPs since back then apparently.
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Jun 5, 2021 02:37
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Given that they seem to be laundering news drops through Tucker loving Carlson I have no idea what's going on anymore His show is the most-watched major network television program in the nation, isn't it? kinda makes sense to just get on there if you want to blast an idea into as many peoples' heads as possible
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Jun 5, 2021 02:39
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DOCTOR ZIMBARDO posted:the US Navy admits the government doesn’t have control over American airspace How about 1561 in Nuremberg and 1566 in Basel Switzerland
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Jun 5, 2021 02:40
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pancake rabbit posted:sure but spoofing FLIR and actual visual contact at the same time seems a bit harder! yeah i'm pretty sure the chinese don't have drones that can pull 600gs like some of these UFOs have been doing lol. It seems pretty unlikely that anyone could keep technology that advanced a secret for decades and decades on end and not try to capitalize on it in some way, or have it be leaked or stolen or something. And i'm not sure what the point of a massive decades long UFO psyop would be, when the US military/government already has basically unlimited money and power, and said psyop would only serve to broadcast to the world that we loving suck and can't protect our own airspace. When it comes to incidents where objects are seen by eye and camera doing maneuvers that seem to defy our understanding of physics (though Luis Elizondo claims they possibly match up with some quantum physics theories), and are also seen by multiple radars dropping from 80,000 feet to sea level in a matter of seconds, then the chances of it being insane unknown poo poo, go way up, if those objects were indeed actually there. Aliens or hypersquid or some weird interdimensional ball lighting or time travelling orbmen? Or some dude figured out how to access the infinite energy dimension by supercharging his crystals or something lol who knows
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Jun 5, 2021 02:40
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Best I can do with it Not a single redaction to be seen lmao getting Very Real vibes from this
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Jun 5, 2021 02:40
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What if people knew that these were real, I'd leave my closet door open all night. I know the CIA would say "What you hear is all hearsay". I wish someone would tell me what was right. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f_JlYoFnx8 👽
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Jun 5, 2021 02:42
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Dogthing posted:His show is the most-watched major network television program in the nation, isn't it? kinda makes sense to just get on there if you want to blast an idea into as many peoples' heads as possible That's a good point. If you're trying to acclimate the boomers... at the same time though, if you're trying to court them...
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Jun 5, 2021 02:42
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Someone out there might actually have the true story but I would not place my bet on the guy that for all intents and purposes appears to be grifting big one last time in case something actually does come out
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Jun 5, 2021 02:43
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Lemon comes on in 15 minutes if someone wants to check it out for Elizondo.
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Jun 5, 2021 02:43
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