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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Every single day?

To a background of Christian music?

Why do you think the husband drinks until they have a hangover that wretchedly miserable? There's some powerful "my husband as a drinking problem" undertones in that as well.

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

If I drank all that I would do nothing but poo poo.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

OwlFancier posted:

If I drank all that I would do nothing but poo poo.

Pooping is fun I guess

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Every single day?

To a background of Christian music?

Guessing he drinks because of all this happening every morning, she just hasn't got the hint yet lol

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Thanks for reminding me of the endless wankery in the D&D community a few months ago. For the uninitiated, just search "Tiddygate2021"...or not because it's exactly what you're picturing.

I think I'll pass, thank you.

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
I googled it, and it's actually some good and necessary discourse about the male gaze/objectification of women in fantasy art (most ridiculously exemplified by the common trope of giving reptile characters big tiddies). Way more positive than you'd expect from the name "tiddygate2021". Obviously reddit is reddit so I'm sure there were lots and lots of trolls and gross people too, but overall it seems like that community, at least, is moving toward the conclusion that not every fantasy character who's female needs to have giant tits.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Seems like a recycled discussion of XCOM from like 5 years ago

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Wow she just murdered that guy in cold blood.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

Seems like a recycled discussion of XCOM from like 5 years ago



Wow the text is almost legible.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Fister Roboto posted:

Wow she just murdered that guy in cold blood.

Goddamnit not another anthro-reptile biology derail.

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Wow the text is almost legible.

Ah see, there's your problem it's timg'd in your post, it looks like this actually.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Boba Pearl posted:

Ah see, there's your problem it's timg'd in your post, it looks like this actually.



Oh wow that helps a lot.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


mobby_6kl posted:

Seems like a recycled discussion of XCOM from like 5 years ago



Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Oh wow that helps a lot.

ah drat, it looks like it did again.

If anyone else has a problem here's a better version

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Boba Pearl posted:

ah drat, it looks like it did again.

If anyone else has a problem here's a better version



You've almost got it, but I think one more improvement will help people out

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Memento posted:

You've almost got it, but I think one more improvement will help people out



:sbahj::regd08:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


clockwork chaos
Sep 15, 2009




Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

You've never had a hangover so wretchedly miserable that you had to go from room temperature water to cool water to electrolyte water to some kind of vitaminized smoothie product to broth to soup before you could handle solid food?

Just knock back a beer at that point christ

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
If you think lizard women shouldn't have tits, I don't want to hear your opinion on cat girls, you FREAKS.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Nerds getting insanely mad that they don't have enough tits

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Milo and POTUS posted:

Nerds getting insanely mad that they don't have enough tits

turning a big dial taht says "titties" on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Oh god please don't argue over "Should female minotaurs have human breasts or cow udders or both at the same time" for 5 pages again :gonk:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
e: misread

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Oh god please don't argue over "Should female minotaurs have human breasts or cow udders or both at the same time" for 5 pages again :gonk:

Human breasts but cows milk comes out

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

SuddenCactus posted:

Human breasts but cows milk comes out

Hey look, I told you I'd draw it for you for 80 bucks, but you can't come into my fun time posting place and bother me.

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

FreudianSlippers posted:

Any Good Christian Man worth his pillar or salt spends at least half the day pissing.

And any Good Christian Woman worth a pillar of salt doesn’t always heed her husband.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Getting hot chick in chainmail from Cradle of Filths 'The Death of Love' vibes here



And poo poo, outed for liking CoF.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Get him, boys!

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Boba Pearl posted:

Hey look, I told you I'd draw it for you for 80 bucks, but you can't come into my fun time posting place and bother me.

Don't forget the wonder bread!

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



OwlFancier posted:

If I drank all that I would do nothing but poo poo.

Evacuating for the Almighty

ZixTheYeti posted:

And any Good Christian Woman worth a pillar of salt doesn’t always heed her husband.

"weaker vessel," etc. etc.
(Yes, my sister actually had that quote in her wedding vows)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

BaronVonVaderham posted:

Thanks for reminding me of the endless wankery in the D&D community a few months ago. For the uninitiated, just search "Tiddygate2021"...or not because it's exactly what you're picturing.

Ssssssssss! Hey! Want to see something naughty?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Why did I click on that

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Is that... Is that vagina bones?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Well they’d have to be cloaca bones, wouldn’t they?

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
The whole point of the joke is "why would a snake person have mammalian features?" and they still gave her a navel.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
No boobs but has a belly button. So close...

e;f;b

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Does that snake have a belly button?

Beaten x2 :smith:

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Lemniscate Blue posted:

The whole point of the joke is "why would a snake person have mammalian features?" and they still gave her a navel.

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