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we truly are exceptional edit: I want to believe
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Jun 8, 2021 19:23
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So the aliens are angels who feed on negative emotions, but they are space liberals so they signed a contract, or covenant if you will with the unwitting apes that they would be predated upon for a period of x,000 years after which we would be owed payment. Makes the weird promises all the candidates were making come into context( trump would cure aids and Biden cancer or something like that).
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Jun 8, 2021 19:24
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Riot Bimbo posted:I rewatched Twin Peaks: The Return again recently, and it's pretty alarming how well "Black lodge" stuff lines up with a lot of my crazier experiences/beliefs. TPS3 is Hawk's Map and the best piece of metaphysical film making ever done its embarrassing how many times ive watched/listened to it
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Jun 8, 2021 19:24
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Posted almost the same time as the vice article https://twitter.com/SputnikInt/status/1402327313866366984?s=20
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Jun 8, 2021 19:25
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Google Butt posted:how did this not leak during the trump admin something changed also there was zero chance trump or anyone in the admin at his behest was told anything approaching this level of importance
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Jun 8, 2021 19:25
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Horrorosaurus posted:Don't get me wrong this is fascinating but not in the sense that we're getting some big revelation but in the sense that this exact same hystery went on last summer. America doing its thing and the rest of the world watching by wondering if the Americans notice or care that they are alone in their hystery. who cares bro im bored as hell and there's no new shows
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Jun 8, 2021 19:25
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n op
Riot Bimbo has issued a correction as of 14:55 on Mar 4, 2022 |
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Jun 8, 2021 19:26
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if aliens are real they've for sure abducted
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Jun 8, 2021 19:28
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Google Butt posted:who cares bro im bored as hell and there's no new shows I know, it's exactly this. and it's good entertainment and I'd love to be proven cynical and wrong about it
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Jun 8, 2021 19:29
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WEH posted:something changed doomed world 
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Jun 8, 2021 19:31
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Google Butt posted:if aliens are real they've for sure abducted Oh yeah. There are conscious human brains in jars out there somewhere
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Jun 8, 2021 19:32
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you know how science is stating that penises are getting smaller on average? if that's aliens it's on sight
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Jun 8, 2021 19:34
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Riot Bimbo posted:also to reiterate, this is the apocalypse~ Google Butt posted:who cares bro im bored as hell and there's no new shows
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Jun 8, 2021 19:37
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Being a brain jar spider in jabbas palace is how I assumed I would die when I was a kid
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Jun 8, 2021 19:38
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you: i dont get why people dont seem to care about this at all me: its a world of truck drivers
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Jun 8, 2021 19:40
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Riot Bimbo posted:I fully agree. What
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Jun 8, 2021 19:41
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If you can supply a jet-sized craft with a 1000GW power source, you can solve human energy needs and possibly help us repair our climate oopsie. Humanity getting bailed out of our consumption society's engineered apocalypse would be immensely funny.
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Jun 8, 2021 19:42
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Delta-Wye posted:delonge was basically claiming (amongst other crazy zaniness) the answer to a hypothetical rhetorical question like "why does the government take the position of suffering instead of what's right?" is "to feed the monsters from the other dimension with your pain and misery." I think that is, uhghm, not great. not good at all in fact. 
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Jun 8, 2021 19:43
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Tom Delonge's UFO Timeline Part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BjUK5V5sTg Tom Delonge's UFO Timeline Part 2: The Core Story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn2h2phywNE hosed up if true
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Jun 8, 2021 19:44
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Look, I just want to live on a communal farm, living with people I love, and somehow source estradiol from the smoking ruins of a decadent and wicked society. I don't really need the rest of this poo poo. It sucks about the lack of television, but I mostly just want to watch the upcoming Dune movie and then sever entirely from pop culture, maybe even get away from the internet and phones and poo poo. The internet was cool for a really long time but this website is one of the last I use that doesn't have a member/user count in the millions, and the frontier has been stripped down to the strictly illegal, and even then it's more Buffalo Bill for perverts than the real thing. If the internet of 2003 still existed I might be a bit more attached but idk, I really just want to go out into the boonies of Washington and build a life I can take to God and actually say was righteous so vOv
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Jun 8, 2021 19:45
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mycomancy posted:What sans irony its a whole thing just hope you never have something like that in your life
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Jun 8, 2021 19:45
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elden ring needs to come out, then everything can collapse whatev the bracewell probes aren't going to do poo poo for us but watch
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Jun 8, 2021 19:46
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Delta-Wye posted:Tom Delonge's UFO Timeline Part 1: if
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Jun 8, 2021 19:46
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yeah, if. at this point im convinced that delonge was spouting a bunch of poo poo that was a mashup between previous UFO stuff he'd picked up as an aficionado, and stuff the security state was feeding him. when he was on rogan it sounded crazy, but it turns out he was in contact with the government, etc, and is working with all sorts of black project spooky goobers. im not suggesting this stuff is all literally true, but i believe it to be stuff that was leaked to delonge with the expectation he'd believe it was true. i just can't fathom why. with all big policy question marks, once must ask themselves: how does this enable the elites to molest children?
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Jun 8, 2021 19:52
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Delta-Wye posted:Tom Delonge's UFO Timeline Part 1: He looks really funny though. Little hosed up eyebrows, good stuff.
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Jun 8, 2021 19:53
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Delta-Wye posted:i just can't fathom why. with all big policy question marks, once must ask themselves: how does this enable the elites to molest children? abductions
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Jun 8, 2021 19:55
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I'm a man of simple tastes. I just want to fly around uninhabited worlds and blow up mountain ranges like Ramiel with gigaton lasers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u26WYI9oxoA
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Jun 8, 2021 19:55
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Everyone ITT seems to be freaking out right now Chill, no-one knows anything, you don't have to just listen to kooks I'm finding all of this fascinating, but (to put it lightly) there's no need to jump to the idea that we're all gonna get et by alien demons
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Jun 8, 2021 19:56
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dont listen to the kooks (unless you want to be one of the first to gently caress an alien on the record)
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Jun 8, 2021 19:57
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He was a skater boy ET said, "See you later, boy" He wasn't good enough for them they had a gray face But their ship was up in space He needed to come back down to earth
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Jun 8, 2021 19:57
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Barry Foster posted:Everyone ITT seems to be freaking out right now Trump is defeated and humanity is at peace. We are moving on to the next thing.
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Jun 8, 2021 19:58
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Of course I land a high paying job for the first time in my career and six months later there's gonna be some sort of crazy rear end alien apocalypse.
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Jun 8, 2021 19:59
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Riot Bimbo posted:Look, I just want to live on a communal farm, living with people I love same I made enough money to buy all the musical instruments I will ever need now I'm ready to go live in a stardew valley town and work for turnips
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Jun 8, 2021 19:59
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limited sample size and all that but I really haven't seen anyone bring this poo poo up even in passing despite the (relatively) huge media push would be terrible if the decades of active suppression and ridicule worked a little too well in the end
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Jun 8, 2021 20:00
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WEH posted:limited sample size and all that but I really haven't seen anyone bring this poo poo up even in passing despite the (relatively) huge media push ive noticed the same thing, but i think its a side affect of everyone ignoring mass media as being noisy lies most of the time.
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Jun 8, 2021 20:01
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Jun 8, 2021 20:01
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WEH posted:limited sample size and all that but I really haven't seen anyone bring this poo poo up even in passing despite the (relatively) huge media push im a known crazy poster i waited this long to post about the time i saw weird poo poo. the stigma is real even in the cspam sewer.
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Jun 8, 2021 20:05
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i ain't ever seen poo poo but i wouldn't shut the gently caress about it if i did
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Jun 8, 2021 20:08
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maybe UFOS are just dumb as gently caress FTL space flies. They might be attracted to radiation the same way light attract moths The ocean is somewhat radioactive, there's even plutonium laced rocks in the deep sea. Maybe they just need the radioactive energy and are mindlessly attracted to it.
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Jun 8, 2021 20:11
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interdimensional jellyfish floating on by
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Jun 8, 2021 20:12
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