Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Do you prefer the extended summer thread format?
This poll is closed.
Yes 126 44.21%
No 39 13.68%
I'm Scottish 120 42.11%
Total: 285 votes
[Edit Poll (moderators only)]

 
  • Post
  • Reply
Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
1961: Young Brits watch Sooty, Harry Corbett's glove puppet bear.

1979: Young Brits watch Nottingham Forest beat Southampton 3–2 at Wembley Stadium to win the Football League Cup for the second year running.

Makes u think :thunk:

e: 1927 - Young Brits watch the formal recognition of the Irish Free State.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

Jedit posted:

Did you read Critchlow's Thrud comics from a few years back? They were great.

I think I still have those somewhere!

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Pistol_Pete posted:

I can't believe we're seeing stories as preposterous as that picture of the Queen thing when Parliament hasn't even closed for the summer yet.

the whole preposterous culture war from the right is an agenda set by the head of the no 10 policy unit Munira Mirza and her swinger party organiser husband Douglas Smith

Radio 4 did a bit on it yesterday at the back end of Today (2h:49min in) https://www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/m000wrjn along with nick robinson defending the government for the bbc

Full podcast is available on Spotify

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Now hold on, I got the 5G tracking beacon vaccine, do I need to go back again to get the Nazi one?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

TACD posted:

Now hold on, I got the 5G tracking beacon vaccine, do I need to go back again to get the Nazi one?

It's a firmware update.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

It's a firmware update.

I got (gently) told off at a vaccine site because in the briefing someone asked why Pfizer had an enforced 15-minute waiting period after injection while AZ didn't and I said it was because they wanted to make sure the updates were downloaded - something along the lines of "That's funny... please don't say that out in the hall".

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Doccykins posted:

along with nick robinson defending the government for the bbc
Nick Robinson is such a oval office

He did a discussion yesterday with him & 2 cis male guests* about trans issues, guess which side of the "debate" he actually allowed to talk

*the trans-positive guest pointed out right away that this wasn't appropriate, and Robinson jumps in saying "first of all you don't know anything about me", which, I mean... big if true.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Private Speech posted:

Absolutely unbearable when working from my hothouse of a home.

I'm thinking of getting a bucket with water & ice to put my feet in.

Gon' bust out my AC unit tonight that cost me all of a tenner because two works ago was refurbishing and selling poo poo off.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Borrovan posted:

Nick Robinson is such a oval office

He did a discussion yesterday with him & 2 cis male guests* about trans issues, guess which side of the "debate" he actually allowed to talk

*the trans-positive guest pointed out right away that this wasn't appropriate, and Robinson jumps in saying "first of all you don't know anything about me", which, I mean... big if true.

lmao

"it's she/her from now on you little poo poo but also pronouns are for triggered liberals"

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Borrovan posted:

Nick Robinson is such a oval office

He did a discussion yesterday with him & 2 cis male guests* about trans issues, guess which side of the "debate" he actually allowed to talk

*the trans-positive guest pointed out right away that this wasn't appropriate, and Robinson jumps in saying "first of all you don't know anything about me", which, I mean... big if true.

Think that was Justin Webb actually. A ‘did you just assume my gender’ in the wild.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

There is technically no rule that says you can't transition into specifically the sad dad form of masculinity.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

NoneMoreNegative posted:



I would imagine this is one of the few forums with the correct crossover of age / location / nerdiness to recognise this chap.

Cleaned up and upscaled this art yesterday, maybe I'll put him on a tee for old times sake.
The Travellers was always funnier.

(And hey, both artists went on to draw Judge Dredd!)

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Noxville posted:

Think that was Justin Webb actually.
jfc you're right, who'd have thought they could find two people with that loving smug insufferable voice & manner, do they grow them in vats or something?!

My comment on Nick Robinson still stands.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
academic twitter is currently having a meltdown about this loving dumbass (and rightfully so)

https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/1402114261229477889?s=20

the responses are mostly just people very reasonably saying 'we're not saying don't have a pint at a conference we're just saying if you're 53 year old senior professor please don't invite me, a 26 year old woman, alone to a private dinner, get blasted, and try to have sex with me, thanks'

he seems completely unable to understand why this might be a poor take

ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 17:22 on Jun 9, 2021

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What could a student and a teacher possibly have to talk about other than the subject matter?

When I went to uni half the factulty were in the process of getting divorced.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

OwlFancier posted:

What could a student and a teacher possibly have to talk about other than the subject matter?

When I went to uni half the factulty were in the process of getting divorced.

I went drinking with one of my lecturers once and our TAs came out with us a bunch of times, but it helps that I did philosophy and that's perfect getting drunk talk.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


OwlFancier posted:

When I went to uni half the factulty were in the process of getting divorced.
They were probably getting divorced because of the second thing some lecturers talk to their students about.

It's common, still.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Miftan posted:

I went drinking with one of my lecturers once and our TAs came out with us a bunch of times, but it helps that I did philosophy and that's perfect getting drunk talk.

It is kinda a tricky one because I absolutely see the value in being able to informally socialise and even get drunk with people of varying seniority, but then I am a dude and I can see why hanging out with a bunch of horny old possibly predatory dudes in positions of authority might be very much not how a young lady would want to spend her evening! I actually have no idea how you square the circle here between keeping the good things you get by allowing personal friendships and preventing harassment and abuse, from a policy perspective.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Take inspiration from Imperial China and have an elevated academic caste of eunuchs.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Miftan posted:

I went drinking with one of my lecturers once and our TAs came out with us a bunch of times, but it helps that I did philosophy and that's perfect getting drunk talk.
I have actually heard that's pretty normal in our philosophy department too. It's medicine, psychology & life sciences who are the really notorious studentfuckers. Fraternising with students is just not done in my department, so it really gets noticed who the technically-not-nonces-but-come-the-gently caress-on are

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Guavanaut posted:

Take inspiration from Imperial China and have an elevated academic caste of eunuchs.

Not actually the worst idea

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Regarde Aduck posted:

They who breast boobily

I'm reading some of the Conan stories, and Howard pretty much writes like this.

Sad Panda
Sep 22, 2004

I'm a Sad Panda.

ThomasPaine posted:

It is kinda a tricky one because I absolutely see the value in being able to informally socialise and even get drunk with people of varying seniority, but then I am a dude and I can see why hanging out with a bunch of horny old possibly predatory dudes in positions of authority might be very much not how a young lady would want to spend her evening! I actually have no idea how you square the circle here between keeping the good things you get by allowing personal friendships and preventing harassment and abuse, from a policy perspective.

Yeah. When I was in Mexico City taking Spanish classes at the uni there, we went out drinking with our Mexican history teacher (late 30s). It was great. Then he got wasted and started hitting on the 20ish year-old Korean students and they found it incredibly awkward.

Goldskull
Feb 20, 2011

ThomasPaine posted:

academic twitter is currently having a meltdown about this loving dumbass (and rightfully so)

https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/1402114261229477889?s=20

the responses are mostly just people very reasonably saying 'we're not saying don't have a pint at a conference we're just saying if you're 53 year old senior professor please don't invite me, a 26 year old woman, alone to a private dinner, get blasted, and try to have sex with me, thanks'

he seems completely unable to understand why this might be a poor take

When I was at Art college one of the graphics tutors was brazenly screwing one of the 3rd year girls, despite never shutting the gently caress up about his newborn son. Come the third year we ended up drinking fairly regularly on the dinnertime sessions with one of the lecturers from the main Uni, until he became an endless sob story about how he was being threatened with suspension/fired for also screwing a student, that his wife was now divorcing him over. Didn't drink with him much after that, because A) you made a rod for your own back and B) we're out for a beer and a chuckle, not to here to listen to the lament of a man over twice our age.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Grey Hunter posted:

I'm reading some of the Conan stories, and Howard pretty much writes like this.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

One of my lecturers went drinking with us one night and spent ages ranting at me for accomplishing nothing in my life while he has a loving PhD and the other elders around were like "jfc it's the first term of first year calm the gently caress down"

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I like the ones that reverse that where it's like "chad thundercock rose from his bed, subconsciously adjusting his gait to offset the sway of his pendulous balls on his way to the bathroom"

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Jokes on them I did accomplish nothing.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I don't think pubs were nationalised - at least on a large scale - in WW2. A few breweries were taken over (because surprisingly the kit needed to brew bear is really useful in the making of several different very exciting chemicals) and of course a lot of pubs were used as billets and for other military purposes, but I don't think pubs were taken into direct control *while remaining open as pubs*.

Are you thinking of British Restaurants? They were Attlee's clever idea to get around the big morale problem of rich people being able to eat out because restaurants had a way around the rationing system* (Churchill eating at Claridges every night and noticeably gaining weight through the Blitz was a major source of disquiet among people who weren't even allowed to buy fresh bread**) by providing unspectacular but filling meals off-ticket (they're the main reason we have apple crumble, yet another point for Attlee's canonisation IMO). They grew out of the emergency food supply centres opened up to feed people who had been bombed out or were otherwise unable to feed themselves, and by the end of the war were often run as actual proper restaurants and cafes. Closing them down in 1947 is still one of the more baffling decisions of the Attlee government, IMO.

* Restaurants weren't on the rations but were supposed to be last in the queue for food and produce, but of course the wholesalers just gave them the good stuff because they'd pay more than the retailers. Relatedly, several items - notably wild venison and beef, most game birds, and certain freshwater fish - were never subject to rationing so if you were rich enough and had the connections you could gorge yourself stupid and get a vegetarian ration book to top up your veggies and cheese.

** This is, I suspect, the very first Nudge Unit policy. Prepackaged bread was extremely rare, almost everyone still bought their bread from the bakers and basically only got one small loaf per person per week. Even the poo poo-tier bread of the day (wholemeal with a bunch of straw filler) was far too delicious fresh out of the oven, so from 1941 bakers were banned from selling bread on the day it was baked - they had to sell it a day old so that people didn't just eat their entire week's worth as soon as they got home.

there is apparently a three-volume detailed analysis 'HAMMOND, Richard, J. (1956), Food: Studies in Administration and Control' on the topic

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Miftan posted:

I went drinking with one of my lecturers once and our TAs came out with us a bunch of times, but it helps that I did philosophy and that's perfect getting drunk talk.

A friend who lived with some philosophers in Uni told me they were blind drunk 90% of the time so this checks out.

Umbra Dubium
Nov 23, 2007

The British Empire was built on cups of tea, and if you think I'm going into battle without one, you're sorely mistaken!



Tesseraction posted:

One of my lecturers went drinking with us one night and spent ages ranting at me for accomplishing nothing in my life while he has a loving PhD and the other elders around were like "jfc it's the first term of first year calm the gently caress down"

There weren't any psychologists about to diagnose the massive amounts of projection going on, then?

The Perfect Element
Dec 5, 2005
"This is a bit of a... a poof song"
We had a senior philosophy lecturer who was a lecherous piece of poo poo and would turn up at student nights to pick up girls, and who knocked up more than one. He also had a terminally ill and severely disabled wife so... Well, a lot of dark poo poo going on there.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Feeling extremely glad I didn't socialize at all or have sex during university tbh. Whole thing sounds extremely creepy.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

spending too long immersed in academia warps you into a human simulacrum, apparently.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Tbqh even as a PhD student I didn't really socialise much with faculty except maybe for a few pints at conferences. The idea of going out on the lash with them regularly as an undergrad seems very weird to me.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

The other great thing about drinking with philosophy phds is that they all warn you to never do a phd so I got out of academia early :vv: "I've literally never met a happy philosophy phd student and all my friends are philosophy phd students" was a sentence I heard more than once from different people.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

ronya posted:

there is apparently a three-volume detailed analysis 'HAMMOND, Richard, J. (1956), Food: Studies in Administration and Control' on the topic

It was big poo poo at the time. Lyon's Corner Houses were running an astonishing logistics operation based on experience from the British Restaurants, including one of the first examples of just-in-time logistics, and to the point of being the first commercial user of a computer (in fact building their own) in the entire world.

In fact is there *anything* more British than that? We made one of the biggest, most world-changing advances in the history of humanity not for riches or glory but to make sure that tea and buns were served at absolute optimum freshness.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
When I was an undergrad in a physics dept there was a very predatory female lecturer who used to latch on to male undergrads - usually the extremely shy really nerdy geeky types. She was physically very attractive.
It was weird. She would see them for a term before moving on to the next one. She broke geeky hearts by the dozen.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
More on yesterday's internet outage. Apparently triggered by one customer.
(Phone posting so can't do quote)

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/jun/09/fastly-says-single-customer-triggered-bug-that-caused-mass-outage

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

ronya posted:

there is apparently a three-volume detailed analysis 'HAMMOND, Richard, J. (1956), Food: Studies in Administration and Control' on the topic

those top gear guys are older than you think. and surprisingly varied in their endeavours.

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

More on yesterday's internet outage. Apparently triggered by one customer.
(Phone posting so can't do quote)

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2021/jun/09/fastly-says-single-customer-triggered-bug-that-caused-mass-outage

Its an inside job!

Their share price jumped up because everyone went "who?" and realised there was this little company sitting behind half the internet.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply