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The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

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TheAgent posted:

also Dr Intellect is in the game and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get hit with a Derek Smart lawsuit when the thing loving launches

:grin:

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The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

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TheAgent posted:

this but its also subverse with actual porn. gently caress your favorite ship. or star citizen developer. I had to switch engines again but the pre-alpha launch is almost here

pledge now

I'm going to be expecting UE5 with rivets so detailed I can read the manufacturer brand on the head of a screw, as I screw the Merchantmangirl.

.random
May 7, 2007

TheAgent posted:

everyone's avatar here in this thread is in love pledge in some form, I hope y'all enjoy the gently caress outta that horrifying poo poo

Am I.. am I famous?

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





TheAgent posted:

everyone's avatar here in this thread is in love pledge in some form, I hope y'all enjoy the gently caress outta that horrifying poo poo

Why must you taunt us so?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Bula Vinaka posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRYwOj7-gBQ

$373 million. June 2021. And this is where development is at... playing in Photoshop.

Comments are filled with shill responses.

If it took them 1 hour to create a decent enough alien original alien character, then why after 19,826 workable hours since the kick starter
- there are no aliens in the game
- human flesh textures are bland and minimal
- Chris isn't in jail for this fraud scam

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FixedExhaustedAllensbigearedbat-mobile.mp4

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

holy poo poo

Trilobite
Aug 15, 2001
Amazing. If only they had a version that would leave the face frozen in motionless stupor while animating the hands to wave around clumsily.

Experimental Skin
Apr 16, 2016

:gary:

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen


TheAgent posted:

also Dr Intellect is in the game and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get hit with a Derek Smart lawsuit when the thing loving launches

Dr Intellect is an excellent name

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

This is outstanding

L. Ron Hoover
Nov 9, 2009

Say goodnight to the pledge guy

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

TheAgent posted:

than you should be comparing it to the adult sex game genre, where some dude whips out a two hour 3ds max render of some big titties and gets $50k

really, the game development revenue of sex games and star citizen are pretty much the same

Look, I only play them for the story lines.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Deskeletonized posted:

This is why we do the MLM thing and put an innocuous false name on the corporation that processes the payments, like "Faithful, Responsible Spouse LLC."

Sex Citizen would be fun to watch unfold. Could you imagine the developer updates? The bugs?

I am happy to admit that T-pose sex can be fun and kinky.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Star posted:

Whatever happened to their weekly roadmap updates? Feels like I haven’t seen one in a while.

Or the four times a year 'Pilar talks'?

It's just lies and conmen.

Mr Scumbag
Jun 6, 2007

You're a fucking cocksucker, Jonathan
What's with all the double and triple posts in this thread. You guys know you can edit posts, right?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer

Mr Scumbag posted:

What's with all the double and triple posts in this thread. You guys know you can edit posts, right?

It's called CIG posting, where you triple your output by dividing up the work of a single post (or ship JPEG) into smaller parts (ship variants).

Hyedum
Jun 12, 2010
Nobody tell him about Jobbo.

DigitalPenny
Sep 3, 2018

Kosumo posted:

Or the four times a year 'Pilar talks'?

It's just lies and conmen.

Could not even spare the effort to bullshit about progress not being made on the pillars.

Backers haven't complained so it's all good. They are starting to develop consiparies that sever meshing is already being implemented on their own.

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

Mr Scumbag posted:

What's with all the double and triple posts in this thread. You guys know you can edit posts, right?

Are you not ok with double or triple posting? Did it hurt you some way?

Last King
Sep 29, 2007

In corporate R'lyeh, Cthulhu works you.

Fun Shoe
abp.

always be posting.

ALWAYS.
BE.
POSTING.

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars

Mr Scumbag posted:

What's with all the double and triple posts in this thread. You guys know you can edit posts, right?
You don't understand thread development.

Edit?

All our posts are meticulously handcrafted by a team of talented artists, every letter having 4k textures, every post punching above its weight.

Edit?

To edit them would mean violating their perfection, it would compromise the grand vision that lurks in the shadows behind every post.

To edit them would be heartbreaking and sickening.

Dwesa fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Jun 12, 2021

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Last King posted:

abp.

always be posting.

ALWAYS.
BE.
POSTING.

I'm doing my part!

Lammasu
May 8, 2019

lawful Good Monster

Mr Scumbag posted:

What's with all the double and triple posts in this thread. You guys know you can edit posts, right?

I'm a 600 pound man that washes myself with a rag on a stick.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Lammasu posted:

I'm a 600 pound man that washes myself with a rag on a stick.

Welcome to the thread Mr. Lesnick.

FishMcCool
Apr 9, 2021

lolcats are still funny
Fallen Rib

:discourse:

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Welcome to the thread Mr. Lesnick.

Nice to see he's finally starting to lose some weight.

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Mr Scumbag posted:

What's with all the double and triple posts in this thread. You guys know you can edit posts, right?

It's the worst kind of posting, the kind that triples every second

Ffycchi
Jun 4, 2014

Sigh...challenge accepted...shitty photoshop incoming.

Tippis posted:

Nice to see he's finally starting to lose some weight.

I half wonder if he ever saw my avatar.

Fidelitious
Apr 17, 2018

MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Ffycchi posted:

I half wonder if he ever saw my avatar.

The first step is making your avatar his local female newscaster.

NumptyScrub
Aug 22, 2004

damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

Mr Scumbag posted:

What's with all the double and triple posts in this thread. You guys know you can edit posts, right?

That's the posting pipelines kicking in, posting progress is increasing exponentially

Unlike Stanton system lol

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



The more you post, the better Star Citizen gets


We've been posting for years now and Star Citizen is the Best drat Space Sim Ever

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

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Fidelitious posted:

The first step is making your avatar his local female newscaster.

Oh man. Y'all done went and reminded me how disgusting and horrible a person he is.

Probably about to break into some quad posting now too, sorry to the poster who is offended by people posting and not adhering to good thread-type standard best practices for professional posting techniques.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Mr Scumbag posted:

What's with all the double and triple posts in this thread. You guys know you can edit posts, right?

Sorry couldn't resist.

DigitalPenny
Sep 3, 2018

Dwesa posted:

You don't understand thread development.

Edit?

All our posts are meticulously handcrafted by a team of talented artists, every letter having 4k textures, every post punching above its weight.

Edit?

To edit them would mean violating their perfection, it would compromise the grand vision that lurks in the shadows behind every post.

To edit them would be heartbreaking and sickening.

How can you say that !!! The editing team will be crushed. They work so hard on to fix these tier 0 posts, they don't need you taking a dump on the clossal development effort needed to craft each post.

It's like every time you post 300 Korean editors are put out of work and a sun bear is killed, the project dosent need this kind of negative behaviour

DigitalPenny fucked around with this message at 23:46 on Jun 12, 2021

.random
May 7, 2007

This thread has the most transparent posting ever. No thread has ever been this transparent with real-time posting before, and frankly, some posters aren’t able to handle it. If that’s you, I get it. No judgment. It can be frustrating to see all the flaws and what seems like slow progress that comes with an undertaking like this. I don’t expect you to understand, but I do expect you to respect the process.

It just might be healthier for you to take a breath, take a step back, and maybe revisit this thread in a year when iCache is completed and server meshing is in T1. That tech will eliminate the need for double, triple, even quadruple posting and introduce the potential for dozens of new posting loops.

In the meantime, I’ll enjoy an experience that’s already more-polished than most AAA games. Just look at the background scenery on planet BYOB and FYAD and tell me you don’t feel the urge to take a screenshot too v :shobon: v

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

.random posted:

planet BYOB and FYAD

You've just invented something so much more horrible than even CRobber at his peak of Wing-Commander-the-movie writing days could ever conceive of. This shouldn't even be possible.

I hope you are proud of yourself. :colbert:

MilesK
Nov 5, 2015

Thoatse posted:

JUST MEW IT!

Wow, I forgot all about Chris screaming “just do it” onstage like he was Shia Labeouf. Weirdly I also forgot Shia Labeouf ever existed.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8LSWDZmEWn0

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AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
I don't know, SC looks stale to me.

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