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- Lumpy the Cook
- Feb 4, 2011
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Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
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leffen calls me "his stalker" and claims that I'm "stalking him"
this two and a half hour documentary will hopefully explain why that's bullshit and should be illegal
#1) he is a totalitarian. just ask hitler (sadly, the only person who agrees with me, for the moment, is adolf hitler. this is for reasons that will hopefully become clear)
#2) he is turning his twitter into a real life "death note" (which, I believe, should be illegal)
#3) he spoke out against several rapists and sexual predators in the smash community who later turned out to (coincidentally) be guilty. as we have seen from points 1 and 2, this is because he's a complete total psycho bastard
#4) he said he wanted to be able to remap the buttons on my custom smash bros controller, threatening my business and putting countless lives at risk
#5) for the past several years has lived a life as virtuous and noble as a knight of king arthur's court to fool people. rear end hole. fascist.
#6) took out a restraining order against me when I cornered him in the target parking lot regarding the negative energy coming out of the doll I made from his hair. I hate him. he is beauty and truth. I just want to hold him and keep him safe a nd snap his loving neck and be with him forever
Lol
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Jun 13, 2021 15:56
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- Pablo Nergigante
- Apr 16, 2002
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Lol
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Jun 13, 2021 15:58
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- In Training
- Jun 28, 2008
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leffen calls me "his stalker" and claims that I'm "stalking him"
this two and a half hour documentary will hopefully explain why that's bullshit and should be illegal
#1) he is a totalitarian. just ask hitler (sadly, the only person who agrees with me, for the moment, is adolf hitler. this is for reasons that will hopefully become clear)
#2) he is turning his twitter into a real life "death note" (which, I believe, should be illegal)
#3) he spoke out against several rapists and sexual predators in the smash community who later turned out to (coincidentally) be guilty. as we have seen from points 1 and 2, this is because he's a complete total psycho bastard
#4) he said he wanted to be able to remap the buttons on my custom smash bros controller, threatening my business and putting countless lives at risk
#5) for the past several years has lived a life as virtuous and noble as a knight of king arthur's court to fool people. rear end hole. fascist.
#6) took out a restraining order against me when I cornered him in the target parking lot regarding the negative energy coming out of the doll I made from his hair. I hate him. he is beauty and truth. I just want to hold him and keep him safe a nd snap his loving neck and be with him forever
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Jun 13, 2021 15:59
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- NienNunb
- Feb 15, 2012
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If anyone remembers the Uno game on 360 that utilized the 360 camera, one time a bunch of chicks said theyd show their tits to us if we won the next hand but we had to show our dicks to them if we lost the next hand, then we lost and we werent gonna show our dicks to them except our one friend who they cionvinced that if he showed their dick to them, theyd show their tits to him. So he like covered up the tv and behind himself and made us all look away and showed them his dick and they all laughed really hard and disconnected immediately. Also one time that same guy coinvinced a fat australian couple to gently caress oin the little Uno web camera, and the australian couple were really into it and i remember feeling sicker than when i was looking at the gore poo poo on rotten.com
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Jun 13, 2021 16:12
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- Ruffini
- Oct 2, 2018
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leffen calls me "his stalker" and claims that I'm "stalking him"
this two and a half hour documentary will hopefully explain why that's bullshit and should be illegal
#1) he is a totalitarian. just ask hitler (sadly, the only person who agrees with me, for the moment, is adolf hitler. this is for reasons that will hopefully become clear)
#2) he is turning his twitter into a real life "death note" (which, I believe, should be illegal)
#3) he spoke out against several rapists and sexual predators in the smash community who later turned out to (coincidentally) be guilty. as we have seen from points 1 and 2, this is because he's a complete total psycho bastard
#4) he said he wanted to be able to remap the buttons on my custom smash bros controller, threatening my business and putting countless lives at risk
#5) for the past several years has lived a life as virtuous and noble as a knight of king arthur's court to fool people. rear end hole. fascist.
#6) took out a restraining order against me when I cornered him in the target parking lot regarding the negative energy coming out of the doll I made from his hair. I hate him. he is beauty and truth. I just want to hold him and keep him safe a nd snap his loving neck and be with him forever
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Jun 13, 2021 16:55
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- Bicyclops
- Aug 27, 2004
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lmao Cubone ftw
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Jun 13, 2021 17:09
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- frankenfreak
- Feb 16, 2007
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I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT
#bastionboogerbrigade
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leffen calls me "his stalker" and claims that I'm "stalking him"
this two and a half hour documentary will hopefully explain why that's bullshit and should be illegal
#1) he is a totalitarian. just ask hitler (sadly, the only person who agrees with me, for the moment, is adolf hitler. this is for reasons that will hopefully become clear)
#2) he is turning his twitter into a real life "death note" (which, I believe, should be illegal)
#3) he spoke out against several rapists and sexual predators in the smash community who later turned out to (coincidentally) be guilty. as we have seen from points 1 and 2, this is because he's a complete total psycho bastard
#4) he said he wanted to be able to remap the buttons on my custom smash bros controller, threatening my business and putting countless lives at risk
#5) for the past several years has lived a life as virtuous and noble as a knight of king arthur's court to fool people. rear end hole. fascist.
#6) took out a restraining order against me when I cornered him in the target parking lot regarding the negative energy coming out of the doll I made from his hair. I hate him. he is beauty and truth. I just want to hold him and keep him safe a nd snap his loving neck and be with him forever
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Jun 13, 2021 19:11
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- goferchan
- Feb 8, 2004
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It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
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Lol
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Jun 13, 2021 21:09
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- extremebuff
- Jun 20, 2010
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leffen calls me "his stalker" and claims that I'm "stalking him"
this two and a half hour documentary will hopefully explain why that's bullshit and should be illegal
#1) he is a totalitarian. just ask hitler (sadly, the only person who agrees with me, for the moment, is adolf hitler. this is for reasons that will hopefully become clear)
#2) he is turning his twitter into a real life "death note" (which, I believe, should be illegal)
#3) he spoke out against several rapists and sexual predators in the smash community who later turned out to (coincidentally) be guilty. as we have seen from points 1 and 2, this is because he's a complete total psycho bastard
#4) he said he wanted to be able to remap the buttons on my custom smash bros controller, threatening my business and putting countless lives at risk
#5) for the past several years has lived a life as virtuous and noble as a knight of king arthur's court to fool people. rear end hole. fascist.
#6) took out a restraining order against me when I cornered him in the target parking lot regarding the negative energy coming out of the doll I made from his hair. I hate him. he is beauty and truth. I just want to hold him and keep him safe a nd snap his loving neck and be with him forever
jesus lmfao
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Jun 13, 2021 23:49
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- Knuc U Kinte
- Aug 17, 2004
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Lol
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Jun 13, 2021 23:59
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- Wormskull
- Aug 23, 2009
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leffen calls me "his stalker" and claims that I'm "stalking him"
this two and a half hour documentary will hopefully explain why that's bullshit and should be illegal
#1) he is a totalitarian. just ask hitler (sadly, the only person who agrees with me, for the moment, is adolf hitler. this is for reasons that will hopefully become clear)
#2) he is turning his twitter into a real life "death note" (which, I believe, should be illegal)
#3) he spoke out against several rapists and sexual predators in the smash community who later turned out to (coincidentally) be guilty. as we have seen from points 1 and 2, this is because he's a complete total psycho bastard
#4) he said he wanted to be able to remap the buttons on my custom smash bros controller, threatening my business and putting countless lives at risk
#5) for the past several years has lived a life as virtuous and noble as a knight of king arthur's court to fool people. rear end hole. fascist.
#6) took out a restraining order against me when I cornered him in the target parking lot regarding the negative energy coming out of the doll I made from his hair. I hate him. he is beauty and truth. I just want to hold him and keep him safe a nd snap his loving neck and be with him forever
Lmao
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Jun 14, 2021 03:06
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- Zomblified
- Feb 17, 2011
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Guess what? You got it for free! Are you proud of yourself?
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Hey, I've been in the process of my wife having a child so I missed the original thread and didn't realize the rest of the internet found this funny. I used to be very into Melee and still have lots of friends in the scene. My sister used to be a top League of Legends player and met hax$ through that. He, as many others, developed a creep crush on her but took it way too far. She likes to cosplay a lot and he found that she would be going to an event in our hometown. Finding out that my sister would be in a public place with a smash tournament (for like, $200) he used this as a chance to stalk her. His friends immediately warned me and my sister and she told him not to come and that she didn't want to see him. His friends told me that he was still going to come anyways and my sister was terrified of being alone with her female friends at this event with this guy lurking around. I ended up escorting her myself, warning event security, the tournament organizer, and contacted Gax directly. Unfortunately he deleted this facebook account so the unblock function isn't doing anything and I can't retrieve his side of the convo but I remember it well.
I'm also a 6'4 giant kickboxer and wrestler for people who don't know me so this so this interaction was extra funny since he thought he could just get through me to see my sister if he wanted until the gravity of the situation hit him.
This isn't some recent quarantine induced psychotic breakdown btw, even when I communicated with him it stuck out to me how much he was obsessed with Leffen and thought his short ban wasn't nearly enough for the crime of "saying gamer words on the internet and generally being a jerk".
Assume every message is several paragraphs long, this man loves his manifestos.
Anyways here's our convo.
(His name is public info cropped the first one to show it)
He ended up wearing this dumbass fox outfit to try to impress my sister at the event
https://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/599372855856377856
the reaction of the girl he was trying to impress
and played Captain Falcon for the first time in years with his hosed up broken hands to try to impress my sister or something? She literally doesn't even follow or care about smash, not to mention she was over this stalker weirdo.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/600059751544659968
when asked if I could share this story to friends
The second I mentioned that he was involved in some dumb drama to her
And how our story ends when we left the event and had to walk by him.
He also sent my sister a $1000 Nidalee statue weeks later that I smashed with a baseball bat and texted him the video but I can't find the video or the old phone anywhere. Sorry guys. Stopped contacting her after that finally.
(Seriously, this was mostly a funny experience for us, my sister got a little freaked out but me going to the event with her solved all the issues.)
tl;dr weird smash manifesto guy befriended me to better stalk my sister, it came to a head at a cosplay event where I basically had to bodyguard my sister and contact event security, smash tournament organizers, and personally threaten him and he still got dangerously close to trying something stupid.
Also for people who don't really understand the context of hax being mad, as someone very knowledgeable on the people involved and the scene, yes - he is literally upset at one of his posting enemies surviving this long and this is his final gambit to eliminate them basically.
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 14, 2021 03:07
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- symbolic
- Nov 2, 2014
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uh what the gently caress
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Jun 14, 2021 03:08
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- extremebuff
- Jun 20, 2010
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what the gently caress. no one is gonna read this. die
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Jun 14, 2021 03:11
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- mycophobia
- May 7, 2008
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Hey, I've been in the process of my wife having a child so I missed the original thread and didn't realize the rest of the internet found this funny. I used to be very into Melee and still have lots of friends in the scene. My sister used to be a top League of Legends player and met hax$ through that. He, as many others, developed a creep crush on her but took it way too far. She likes to cosplay a lot and he found that she would be going to an event in our hometown. Finding out that my sister would be in a public place with a smash tournament (for like, $200) he used this as a chance to stalk her. His friends immediately warned me and my sister and she told him not to come and that she didn't want to see him. His friends told me that he was still going to come anyways and my sister was terrified of being alone with her female friends at this event with this guy lurking around. I ended up escorting her myself, warning event security, the tournament organizer, and contacted Gax directly. Unfortunately he deleted this facebook account so the unblock function isn't doing anything and I can't retrieve his side of the convo but I remember it well.
I'm also a 6'4 giant kickboxer and wrestler for people who don't know me so this so this interaction was extra funny since he thought he could just get through me to see my sister if he wanted until the gravity of the situation hit him.
This isn't some recent quarantine induced psychotic breakdown btw, even when I communicated with him it stuck out to me how much he was obsessed with Leffen and thought his short ban wasn't nearly enough for the crime of "saying gamer words on the internet and generally being a jerk".
Assume every message is several paragraphs long, this man loves his manifestos.
Anyways here's our convo.
(His name is public info cropped the first one to show it)
He ended up wearing this dumbass fox outfit to try to impress my sister at the event
https://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/599372855856377856
the reaction of the girl he was trying to impress
and played Captain Falcon for the first time in years with his hosed up broken hands to try to impress my sister or something? She literally doesn't even follow or care about smash, not to mention she was over this stalker weirdo.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/600059751544659968
when asked if I could share this story to friends
The second I mentioned that he was involved in some dumb drama to her
And how our story ends when we left the event and had to walk by him.
He also sent my sister a $1000 Nidalee statue weeks later that I smashed with a baseball bat and texted him the video but I can't find the video or the old phone anywhere. Sorry guys. Stopped contacting her after that finally.
(Seriously, this was mostly a funny experience for us, my sister got a little freaked out but me going to the event with her solved all the issues.)
tl;dr weird smash manifesto guy befriended me to better stalk my sister, it came to a head at a cosplay event where I basically had to bodyguard my sister and contact event security, smash tournament organizers, and personally threaten him and he still got dangerously close to trying something stupid.
Also for people who don't really understand the context of hax being mad, as someone very knowledgeable on the people involved and the scene, yes - he is literally upset at one of his posting enemies surviving this long and this is his final gambit to eliminate them basically.
quoting this so whatever it is doesnt disappear
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Jun 14, 2021 03:11
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- That Little Demon
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:guyopeningthedporwhistlingandseeswhatsgoingoninhetethenlooksdisgustedandslowlybacksawayclosingthedoorasheleaves:
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Jun 14, 2021 03:11
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- scary ghost dog
- Aug 5, 2007
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thats wild dude. im very interested and definitely read your post
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Jun 14, 2021 03:12
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- Sex Tragedy
- Jan 28, 2007
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father of three with an extra large butt
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whatever he did he obviously won by infecting you with the evidence disease
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Jun 14, 2021 03:13
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- That Little Demon
- Dec 3, 2020
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Waltzing into imp zone to post hosed up insane poo poo ftw lmao
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Jun 14, 2021 03:13
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- In Training
- Jun 28, 2008
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anybody gonna read that to figure out if it's illegal.
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Jun 14, 2021 03:18
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- That Little Demon
- Dec 3, 2020
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anybody gonna read that to figure out if it's illegal.
I’d queue up a permaban just in case lol
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Jun 14, 2021 03:20
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- insane anime
- Aug 5, 2018
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Can't post for 12 hours!
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the post about the video is somehow longer than the loving video
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Jun 14, 2021 03:23
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- goferchan
- Feb 8, 2004
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It's 2006. I am taking 276 yeti furs from the goodies hoard.
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(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
Bro you really have to read the room lol. This is not the culture here. Congrats on the kid though
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Jun 14, 2021 03:29
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- symbolic
- Nov 2, 2014
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this thread's been great for attracting unfunny/insane posters lately
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Jun 14, 2021 03:33
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- elf help book
- Aug 5, 2004
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Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
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you coulda just posted the tl;dr alone and people woulda laughed and asked for more details oh well
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Jun 14, 2021 03:35
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- Raymond Hog
- Nov 28, 2013
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Hey, I've been in the process of my wife having a child so I missed the original thread and didn't realize the rest of the internet found this funny. I used to be very into Melee and still have lots of friends in the scene. My sister used to be a top League of Legends player and met hax$ through that. He, as many others, developed a creep crush on her but took it way too far. She likes to cosplay a lot and he found that she would be going to an event in our hometown. Finding out that my sister would be in a public place with a smash tournament (for like, $200) he used this as a chance to stalk her. His friends immediately warned me and my sister and she told him not to come and that she didn't want to see him. His friends told me that he was still going to come anyways and my sister was terrified of being alone with her female friends at this event with this guy lurking around. I ended up escorting her myself, warning event security, the tournament organizer, and contacted Gax directly. Unfortunately he deleted this facebook account so the unblock function isn't doing anything and I can't retrieve his side of the convo but I remember it well.
I'm also a 6'4 giant kickboxer and wrestler for people who don't know me so this so this interaction was extra funny since he thought he could just get through me to see my sister if he wanted until the gravity of the situation hit him.
This isn't some recent quarantine induced psychotic breakdown btw, even when I communicated with him it stuck out to me how much he was obsessed with Leffen and thought his short ban wasn't nearly enough for the crime of "saying gamer words on the internet and generally being a jerk".
Assume every message is several paragraphs long, this man loves his manifestos.
Anyways here's our convo.
(His name is public info cropped the first one to show it)
He ended up wearing this dumbass fox outfit to try to impress my sister at the event
https://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/599372855856377856
the reaction of the girl he was trying to impress
and played Captain Falcon for the first time in years with his hosed up broken hands to try to impress my sister or something? She literally doesn't even follow or care about smash, not to mention she was over this stalker weirdo.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/600059751544659968
when asked if I could share this story to friends
The second I mentioned that he was involved in some dumb drama to her
And how our story ends when we left the event and had to walk by him.
He also sent my sister a $1000 Nidalee statue weeks later that I smashed with a baseball bat and texted him the video but I can't find the video or the old phone anywhere. Sorry guys. Stopped contacting her after that finally.
(Seriously, this was mostly a funny experience for us, my sister got a little freaked out but me going to the event with her solved all the issues.)
tl;dr weird smash manifesto guy befriended me to better stalk my sister, it came to a head at a cosplay event where I basically had to bodyguard my sister and contact event security, smash tournament organizers, and personally threaten him and he still got dangerously close to trying something stupid.
Also for people who don't really understand the context of hax being mad, as someone very knowledgeable on the people involved and the scene, yes - he is literally upset at one of his posting enemies surviving this long and this is his final gambit to eliminate them basically.
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
Oh yeah... THAT happened.
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Jun 14, 2021 03:36
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- Punished Chuck
- Dec 27, 2010
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this thread's been great for attracting unfunny/insane posters lately
Where are all these people coming from. What are their demands
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Jun 14, 2021 03:39
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- net cafe scandal
- Mar 18, 2011
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Hey, I've been in the process of my wife having a child so I missed the original thread and didn't realize the rest of the internet found this funny. I used to be very into Melee and still have lots of friends in the scene. My sister used to be a top League of Legends player and met hax$ through that. He, as many others, developed a creep crush on her but took it way too far. She likes to cosplay a lot and he found that she would be going to an event in our hometown. Finding out that my sister would be in a public place with a smash tournament (for like, $200) he used this as a chance to stalk her. His friends immediately warned me and my sister and she told him not to come and that she didn't want to see him. His friends told me that he was still going to come anyways and my sister was terrified of being alone with her female friends at this event with this guy lurking around. I ended up escorting her myself, warning event security, the tournament organizer, and contacted Gax directly. Unfortunately he deleted this facebook account so the unblock function isn't doing anything and I can't retrieve his side of the convo but I remember it well.
I'm also a 6'4 giant kickboxer and wrestler for people who don't know me so this so this interaction was extra funny since he thought he could just get through me to see my sister if he wanted until the gravity of the situation hit him.
This isn't some recent quarantine induced psychotic breakdown btw, even when I communicated with him it stuck out to me how much he was obsessed with Leffen and thought his short ban wasn't nearly enough for the crime of "saying gamer words on the internet and generally being a jerk".
Assume every message is several paragraphs long, this man loves his manifestos.
Anyways here's our convo.
(His name is public info cropped the first one to show it)
He ended up wearing this dumbass fox outfit to try to impress my sister at the event
https://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/599372855856377856
the reaction of the girl he was trying to impress
and played Captain Falcon for the first time in years with his hosed up broken hands to try to impress my sister or something? She literally doesn't even follow or care about smash, not to mention she was over this stalker weirdo.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/600059751544659968
when asked if I could share this story to friends
The second I mentioned that he was involved in some dumb drama to her
And how our story ends when we left the event and had to walk by him.
He also sent my sister a $1000 Nidalee statue weeks later that I smashed with a baseball bat and texted him the video but I can't find the video or the old phone anywhere. Sorry guys. Stopped contacting her after that finally.
(Seriously, this was mostly a funny experience for us, my sister got a little freaked out but me going to the event with her solved all the issues.)
tl;dr weird smash manifesto guy befriended me to better stalk my sister, it came to a head at a cosplay event where I basically had to bodyguard my sister and contact event security, smash tournament organizers, and personally threaten him and he still got dangerously close to trying something stupid.
Also for people who don't really understand the context of hax being mad, as someone very knowledgeable on the people involved and the scene, yes - he is literally upset at one of his posting enemies surviving this long and this is his final gambit to eliminate them basically.
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
Lmfao hell yeah. Welcome to the Imp Zone brother
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Jun 14, 2021 03:47
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- Ruffini
- Oct 2, 2018
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What the gently caress?
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Jun 14, 2021 03:47
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- qnqnx
- Nov 14, 2010
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Where are all these people coming from. What are their demands
Things happening
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Jun 14, 2021 03:51
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- GorfZaplen
- Jan 20, 2012
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Lmfao hell yeah. Welcome to the Imp Zone brother
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Jun 14, 2021 03:52
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- Arrhythmia
- Jul 22, 2011
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I ain't gonna read that but congrats on the baby dude.
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Jun 14, 2021 03:59
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- That Little Demon
- Dec 3, 2020
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lmao
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Jun 14, 2021 04:10
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- Pablo Nergigante
- Apr 16, 2002
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Hey, I've been in the process of my wife having a child so I missed the original thread and didn't realize the rest of the internet found this funny. I used to be very into Melee and still have lots of friends in the scene. My sister used to be a top League of Legends player and met hax$ through that. He, as many others, developed a creep crush on her but took it way too far. She likes to cosplay a lot and he found that she would be going to an event in our hometown. Finding out that my sister would be in a public place with a smash tournament (for like, $200) he used this as a chance to stalk her. His friends immediately warned me and my sister and she told him not to come and that she didn't want to see him. His friends told me that he was still going to come anyways and my sister was terrified of being alone with her female friends at this event with this guy lurking around. I ended up escorting her myself, warning event security, the tournament organizer, and contacted Gax directly. Unfortunately he deleted this facebook account so the unblock function isn't doing anything and I can't retrieve his side of the convo but I remember it well.
I'm also a 6'4 giant kickboxer and wrestler for people who don't know me so this so this interaction was extra funny since he thought he could just get through me to see my sister if he wanted until the gravity of the situation hit him.
This isn't some recent quarantine induced psychotic breakdown btw, even when I communicated with him it stuck out to me how much he was obsessed with Leffen and thought his short ban wasn't nearly enough for the crime of "saying gamer words on the internet and generally being a jerk".
Assume every message is several paragraphs long, this man loves his manifestos.
Anyways here's our convo.
(His name is public info cropped the first one to show it)
He ended up wearing this dumbass fox outfit to try to impress my sister at the event
https://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/599372855856377856
the reaction of the girl he was trying to impress
and played Captain Falcon for the first time in years with his hosed up broken hands to try to impress my sister or something? She literally doesn't even follow or care about smash, not to mention she was over this stalker weirdo.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/600059751544659968
when asked if I could share this story to friends
The second I mentioned that he was involved in some dumb drama to her
And how our story ends when we left the event and had to walk by him.
He also sent my sister a $1000 Nidalee statue weeks later that I smashed with a baseball bat and texted him the video but I can't find the video or the old phone anywhere. Sorry guys. Stopped contacting her after that finally.
(Seriously, this was mostly a funny experience for us, my sister got a little freaked out but me going to the event with her solved all the issues.)
tl;dr weird smash manifesto guy befriended me to better stalk my sister, it came to a head at a cosplay event where I basically had to bodyguard my sister and contact event security, smash tournament organizers, and personally threaten him and he still got dangerously close to trying something stupid.
Also for people who don't really understand the context of hax being mad, as someone very knowledgeable on the people involved and the scene, yes - he is literally upset at one of his posting enemies surviving this long and this is his final gambit to eliminate them basically.
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jun 14, 2021 04:14
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- Knuc U Kinte
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Hey, I've been in the process of my wife having a child so I missed the original thread and didn't realize the rest of the internet found this funny. I used to be very into Melee and still have lots of friends in the scene. My sister used to be a top League of Legends player and met hax$ through that. He, as many others, developed a creep crush on her but took it way too far. She likes to cosplay a lot and he found that she would be going to an event in our hometown. Finding out that my sister would be in a public place with a smash tournament (for like, $200) he used this as a chance to stalk her. His friends immediately warned me and my sister and she told him not to come and that she didn't want to see him. His friends told me that he was still going to come anyways and my sister was terrified of being alone with her female friends at this event with this guy lurking around. I ended up escorting her myself, warning event security, the tournament organizer, and contacted Gax directly. Unfortunately he deleted this facebook account so the unblock function isn't doing anything and I can't retrieve his side of the convo but I remember it well.
I'm also a 6'4 giant kickboxer and wrestler for people who don't know me so this so this interaction was extra funny since he thought he could just get through me to see my sister if he wanted until the gravity of the situation hit him.
This isn't some recent quarantine induced psychotic breakdown btw, even when I communicated with him it stuck out to me how much he was obsessed with Leffen and thought his short ban wasn't nearly enough for the crime of "saying gamer words on the internet and generally being a jerk".
Assume every message is several paragraphs long, this man loves his manifestos.
Anyways here's our convo.
(His name is public info cropped the first one to show it)
He ended up wearing this dumbass fox outfit to try to impress my sister at the event
https://twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/599372855856377856
the reaction of the girl he was trying to impress
and played Captain Falcon for the first time in years with his hosed up broken hands to try to impress my sister or something? She literally doesn't even follow or care about smash, not to mention she was over this stalker weirdo.
https://mobile.twitter.com/ssbmhax/status/600059751544659968
when asked if I could share this story to friends
The second I mentioned that he was involved in some dumb drama to her
And how our story ends when we left the event and had to walk by him.
He also sent my sister a $1000 Nidalee statue weeks later that I smashed with a baseball bat and texted him the video but I can't find the video or the old phone anywhere. Sorry guys. Stopped contacting her after that finally.
(Seriously, this was mostly a funny experience for us, my sister got a little freaked out but me going to the event with her solved all the issues.)
tl;dr weird smash manifesto guy befriended me to better stalk my sister, it came to a head at a cosplay event where I basically had to bodyguard my sister and contact event security, smash tournament organizers, and personally threaten him and he still got dangerously close to trying something stupid.
Also for people who don't really understand the context of hax being mad, as someone very knowledgeable on the people involved and the scene, yes - he is literally upset at one of his posting enemies surviving this long and this is his final gambit to eliminate them basically.
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
This thread just got Awesome.
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- Wormskull
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Evidence.zip has permeated my brain. Sorry thought it was a funny
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